Reason for why the governments conspire!

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Reason for why the governments conspire!
« on: January 25, 2006, 05:27:36 PM »
The question has been asked many times by many people: "Why would every government in the world ignore everything they hate about each other to conspire together to make us all believe that the Earth is round, with no evidence of any possible gain on their part?". The answer is simple; Reptoids!

Reptoids are shape-shifting lizards that theoretically live beneath the Earth's crust and have infiltrated different levels of our society. They have only been heard of by a few people, and are detectable by fewer still. These Reptoids have shape-shifted into human form long ago, surfaced in various parts of the world and infiltrated governments while they were weak, or have taken the place of reputed scientists. From there, they could easily insitute the education of the youth. For hundreds of years people have been learning about the round Earth from Reptiods and took it as truth. When they teach it to others, it's not because they are part ofa government consiracy, but rather have been misled by shape-shifting lizards!

Why would the Reptoids want us to think the Earth was flat? Purely and simply because they DO live beneath the crust, and so long as people think that they can't travel farther than a few kilometers before having their drills melt from the mantle's heat, they won't search for the Reptoids' cities! If people found it, the conspiracy would be blown open and then the Reptoids would be defeated forever.

I suggest you go to http://groups.myspace.com/RRG to see more.

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Taonas

Re: Reason for why the governments conspire!
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 05:37:17 PM »
Quote from: "alex2539"
The question has been asked many times by many people: "Why would every government in the world ignore everything they hate about each other to conspire together to make us all believe that the Earth is round, with no evidence of any possible gain on their part?". The answer is simple; Reptoids!

Reptoids are shape-shifting lizards that theoretically live beneath the Earth's crust and have infiltrated different levels of our society. They have only been heard of by a few people, and are detectable by fewer still. These Reptoids have shape-shifted into human form long ago, surfaced in various parts of the world and infiltrated governments while they were weak, or have taken the place of reputed scientists. From there, they could easily insitute the education of the youth. For hundreds of years people have been learning about the round Earth from Reptiods and took it as truth. When they teach it to others, it's not because they are part ofa government consiracy, but rather have been misled by shape-shifting lizards!

Why would the Reptoids want us to think the Earth was flat? Purely and simply because they DO live beneath the crust, and so long as people think that they can't travel farther than a few kilometers before having their drills melt from the mantle's heat, they won't search for the Reptoids' cities! If people found it, the conspiracy would be blown open and then the Reptoids would be defeated forever.

I suggest you go to http://groups.myspace.com/RRG to see more.


Just a few words of caution, I would start running, they're probably after you now.

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Erasmus

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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2006, 01:18:35 AM »
Hey alex, can we have some pictures of Reptoids?  C'mon man, we know you're good for them!

Maybe showing them using their fire breath to try and melt the 150' ice wall, so as to bring doom (DOOM!) to all mankind?

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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2006, 11:01:22 AM »





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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2006, 11:30:56 AM »
Whooaaa!!

What are they eating?  Human babies that they're harvesting?  I've heard that they are breeding domesticated, tame, irrational, ignorant humans in certain parts of America for food.  Is this true??

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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2006, 02:31:13 PM »
Probably! Those Reptoids are sneaky little bastards. Especially since they can shape-shift.

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Cinlef

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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 03:48:52 PM »
lol for the record I know he is trolling
Truth is great and will prevail-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 03:53:03 PM »
I wasn't trolling! I've discored all about the reptoids just a few days ago... The earth IS flat after all! But you must know the truth... they're after me! I can smell their... AARRRGHHGAHGHHHHHH.....

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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 06:24:20 PM »
They let you type "AARRRGHHGAHGHHHHHH", followed by several periods?  What kind, generous, cold-blooded, murderous repilian-man freaks.