Okay, so preceding
my first trip to the ice wall, I was obviously of some difficulty with the government. They were kind of afraid that I would actually get enough proof to take this public. Unfortunately, I never got that far. But the government was still kind of frightened, and they offered me 2.6 billion dollars in order to keep quiet. I didn't believe them, because I thought "Yeah right; I don't think they'd have THAT much money to give me." And so I made them show me the money before I accepted the contract that they were pushing on me.
So they blindfolded me, and put me in the trunk of a car. It was a very uncomfortable ride. Of course, I managed to sneak with me my trusty camera as well. Finally we got to a place. They wouldn't tell me where it is, but it was some office building. Unfortunately, they had closed the blinds on the windows so I couldn't make out what city we were in. Nevertheless, I got a picture of the office building:
They led me through a couple rooms. In one of them a physics professor was "re-educating" people who were being read in on the conspiracy. I got myself a short interview with the professor after attending half of his class and it was clear that he had a doctorate in both physics and philosophy. This surprised me. Here's the man, Dr. Reese Brattensbourg.
I continued on through a hallway. I actually saw a space set where they were filming some new stuff from "the moon," even though it was just a fake-looking thing with a backdrop. You'll probably be seeing something of this footage soon. Here's the backdrop that they were filming against depicting a lunar rover.
The guards got flustered with me and dragged me away, getting angry, so I figured that I should probably just shut up and get to the money storage. They practically dragged me along the hallway until we finally got to the end, where there was a vaulted door. We went in and inside there was a large safe.
They then sat me down in a chair and showed me a large pile of money and set in front of me the contract. I asked them how they got so much money. They told me about how they received their monthly grant from the government's tax budget. I think a couple of the guys were chuckling at my expense there for a moment. I silently looked toward the window, not wanting to reject you guys for a measely couple billion dollars.
So, I thought quickly, and dashed for the window. Luckily we were about fifteen stories up in the building by now, so I broke through the window, and jumped out, deploying the emergency parachute in my cool leather jacket, and parachuted to safety. I called a cab (here's the driver):
Luckily the cab driver drove really fast and I was able to quickly high-tail it out of there and back to my house. It took about four hours to get there, so I think I was pretty far away. Unfortunately, I was too exhilarated to check the landscape, and it completely slipped my mind to ask my cab driver where we were (partially because he was blabbering in some other language to someone on his cell phone for a while). :-/ Sorry guys. Anyways, I assume that they'll be onto me again sometime, but at least I got these pictures to prove the existence of the conspiracy right? That ought to let them now that they will NEVER shut me up! Hah!
~D-Draw