I GOT HIRED.....technically.

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Re: I GOT HIRED.....technically.
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2017, 04:59:24 PM »
Sorry for not updating. I went in that Sunday for them to check to see if I had TB and they found a super rare disease that will kill me that day and there's nothing they could do and I died. JK.


Actually they cleared me and then two weeks ago I recieved a call saying that there are full time positions open and I was to be interviewed last Thursday. I haven't recieved anything as to whether or not I got hired full time but I did get an email from the commander of the posse saying that I will be sworn this Thursday and to call the office to see if they have an uniform in my size. If not I will be sworn in my suit. So in short, by the end of this week or month I will be a cop depending on if I get good news from the interview.
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Re: I GOT HIRED.....technically.
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2017, 05:40:28 PM »
I'll say it again . . . best story of the year!

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« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2017, 05:53:09 PM »
I'll say it again . . . best story of the year!

Thanks.
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Re: I GOT HIRED.....technically.
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2017, 06:52:16 PM »
Congratulations.  I hope it works out for you.  Did you say this was a county or city position? 

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« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2017, 07:40:16 PM »
Congratulations.  I hope it works out for you.  Did you say this was a county or city position?

County.
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Re: I GOT HIRED.....technically.
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2017, 03:52:47 PM »
Does your posse gallop across the swamps on alligators or horses?

(congrats!)
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I GOT HIRED.....technically.
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2017, 05:01:19 AM »
It's deputy Luke!


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« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2017, 06:26:11 AM »
Does your posse gallop across the swamps on alligators or horses?

(congrats!)

Alligators, naturally. We actually do have a mounted posse unit but I won't be apart of that.
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« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2017, 06:29:09 AM »
Just picked up my uniform yesterday.
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« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2017, 06:35:04 AM »
Post a pic of you in uniform.  Cover up your face if you want to.

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« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2017, 06:39:29 AM »
Post a pic of you in uniform.  Cover up your face if you want to.

I'll do that after I get sworn in. They didn't give me a badge yet.
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« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2017, 09:36:32 AM »
Just got sworn in yesterday. And it was a bigger turnout than I imagined. In fact, it was the first time the sheriff's office recongized new posse members this way. There were like 40 people that attended including two of my academy inctructors. There were 5 of us being sworn in. I didn't get any good pics of me in my uniform but I think I'll be on my first assignment tomorrow and I'll try to get a pic of me then.
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« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2017, 06:17:24 PM »
Gonna celebrate by smoking some crack and renting a prostitute?

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« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2017, 07:11:26 PM »
Gonna celebrate by smoking some crack and renting a prostitute?

Yeah and then I'm going to post it on the department's facebook.
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Re: I GOT HIRED.....technically.
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2017, 10:52:34 AM »
Congratulations again!
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