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I saw the Ice Wall..

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I saw the Ice Wall..
« on: June 04, 2008, 10:13:26 PM »
I woke up from a dream to be surrounded by pixies. They took me by the hand and led me to Jabba's Palace. After a quick Cessna flight to a large dandelion, I was taken by surprise when a ravenous Martha Stewart killed my pixie guides. She then threw me a very long distance. I hit a hard surface with an incredible thud. I looked up... and there it was! It was a large wall of ice. I couldn't believe my eyes! I then woke up again and realized how silly that dream was.
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Re: I saw the Ice Wall..
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 10:14:36 PM »
Sounds more credible if you have to interject pixies and Jabba to explain how silly it is.
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Re: I saw the Ice Wall..
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 10:27:03 PM »
haha! You do realize Jabba and the pixies are simply a symbol of the silliness of this theory. You don't do metaphors, do you?
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Re: I saw the Ice Wall..
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2008, 10:44:24 PM »
If our theory is so crazy, why do you need the help of pixies?
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 10:47:45 PM »
It simply illustrates the sillyness of said theory. I believe that anything so ridiculous should be accompanied by more, and greater bullshit.
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Re: I saw the Ice Wall..
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 10:52:10 PM »
Our theory makes so much sense you have to talk about:
pixies
Jabba's Palace
Cessna flight to a large dandelion
ravenous Martha Stewart kills pixie guides
ravenous Martha Stewart throws you into the ice wall

to only make yourself look like an idiot. I guess you accomplished something.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 10:53:31 PM »
I'm simply returning the favor. If I didn't make myslef look like an idiot, I really don't believe I would fit in around here, with sad theorists like yourself.
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Re: I saw the Ice Wall..
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2008, 10:57:53 PM »
Quote from: [email protected] on June 04, 2008, 10:53:31 PM
I'm simply returning the favor. If I didn't make myslef look like an idiot, I really don't believe I would fit in around here, with sad theorists like yourself.

That actually sounds like the kind of logic only someone who was already an idiot would use.
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 10:59:52 PM »
You caught me! If by idiot you mean, "person who is not completely narrow0minded like yourself," I believe we share an understanding.
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Re: I saw the Ice Wall..
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2008, 11:06:03 PM »
Quote from: [email protected] on June 04, 2008, 10:59:52 PM
You caught me! If by idiot you mean, "person who is not completely narrow0minded like yourself," I believe we share an understanding.

Wow, that's almost the opposite of what I mean! 
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
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Re: I saw the Ice Wall..
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 12:08:46 AM »
I dabble in opposites. Well done, my friend. Truthiness prevails!
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