Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

Slippers

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Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

« on: September 16, 2007, 06:38:54 PM »

One day i was walking along the VERY FLAT flat earth and i stumbled apon some magic dust. This must be the magic that makes the earth flat and yet disobey so many laws of science. Well i sent this magic dust into a local university for study (Harvard) and they returned the sample with a note saying that this magic dust is very magic and they all believe in the Flat Earth Theory because of me.

Here is a picture of the magic dust.

Please don't reward me all at once, my pay pal account only has so much room for money.

PS: I think you can buy this magic dust at a local grocery store for around $3.00. DON'T USE TOO MUCH or else it will cause the government to kill you and your family for the lots of money they will get from the conspiracy using these steps.

1-Kill family for conspiracy cover up
2-???
3-PROFIT!!!

« Last Edit: September 16, 2007, 06:43:26 PM by Slippers »

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Re: Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 06:40:16 PM »

Hey, sokarul, this guy stole your idea!

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Slippers

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Re: Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 06:45:42 PM »

What, i don't understand. What idea did i steal? I just bought some magic dust to make the earth flat and that was someone elses idea?

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Re: Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 06:50:24 PM »

I guess he just assumed since you guys were from ebaums you were all about stealin' other peoples shit.

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Re: Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 06:52:57 PM »

Quote from: The Yattering on September 16, 2007, 06:40:16 PM

Hey, sokarul, You altered your accounts again!

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Re: Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 07:04:42 PM »

Ebaums is full of newfags, i'm from Facepunch and /b/

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Re: Conclusive Evidence Of Flat Eart Found

« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 07:21:41 PM »

Quote from: Intellectually Abandoned Thread on September 16, 2007, 06:52:57 PM

Quote from: The Yattering on September 16, 2007, 06:40:16 PM
Hey, sokarul, You altered your accounts again!

I only have one account.

Quote from: Slippers on September 16, 2007, 06:38:54 PM

One day i was walking along the VERY FLAT flat earth and i stumbled apon some magic dust. This must be the magic that makes the earth flat and yet disobey so many laws of science. Well i sent this magic dust into a local university for study (Harvard) and they returned the sample with a note saying that this magic dust is very magic and they all believe in the Flat Earth Theory because of me.

Here is a picture of the magic dust.

Please don't reward me all at once, my pay pal account only has so much room for money.

PS: I think you can buy this magic dust at a local grocery store for around $3.00. DON'T USE TOO MUCH or else it will cause the government to kill you and your family for the lots of money they will get from the conspiracy using these steps.

1-Kill family for conspiracy cover up
2-???
3-PROFIT!!!

There was an argument that lead to someone saying that the earth didnt have gravitation but everything else did, thus magical dirt.

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