I am Simmons McDaniels. This is my story as to how I have irreversible evidence of the "pancake" earth.
One day I just happened upon an alien spacecraft of Rwandan descent in my back yard. I, being the devout researcher of flat earth artifacts and thingys, decided to gather a high quality 35 millimeter slr camera and plenty of film. My partner Moma Ivanovitch and I decided to jump in the spacecraft with no further preparation and attempt a lift off. I pressed the red button (ya know the one) and we preceded to poo our pantaloons from the ferocity of the takeoff. While in space we noticed a strange thing. The earth was not round as the public had led us to believe. Now I was already aware of this conspiracy but my partner, Dr. Ivanovitch was not. I explained to him the delicate intricacies of the flat earth and how the ice wall surrounded it. While I explained the conspiracy to Moma he was able to snap 32 wonderfully high quality photos. Oh were those photographs beautiful. We were able to land the craft back on earth in the exact same spot as it was before. The Dr. and I proceeded to go in to my basement with a built in darkroom and developed the photos. High quality color. But the second we left the dark room our pictures turned blank! It seems that the massive amounts of radiation in space completely voids the use of the developer leaving it sensitive to light. Now, my friends, you may ask for the proof of this matter of world wide rioting that could take place if this information got out and I will provide it. I have managed to photograph a photo while in the dark room using the flash of my camera. Right after the photo turned completely white due to the radiation. I'm also ashamed to say that due to our frolicking in radiation saturated space, Moma now has a second head and I have 3 arms. If proof is needed of this result a request would be required. Thanks you. Now, the proof...
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