joke man!!!

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joke man!!!
« on: March 21, 2007, 07:26:00 AM »
what do a cricket bat and a turban have in common?



You can wrap em both round a sikh's head




jokes man!!!!

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2007, 08:40:29 AM »
Cruel....

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YL Groper

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 10:36:28 AM »
Whats the difference between a towel and your favorite pillow that you sleep with?




Nothing, ive used both to dry my nuts.
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

~D-Draw

N.I.G.G.A. Saved me alot of money on my car insurance.

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Raist

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 04:20:21 PM »
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?





Depends how hard you throw them.

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 05:03:20 PM »
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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Did I win?


I love you EiZ <3

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Raist

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 06:09:41 PM »
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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Did I win?

Rofl. Yes you most deffinately won.

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2007, 05:43:56 AM »
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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Did I win?

You win for your weatherman pic.

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 06:53:13 AM »
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?





Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?



So you can finish cumming in it's mouth.
Click dis:

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2007, 07:04:43 AM »
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?





Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?



So you can finish cumming in it's mouth.

Siiiiiiiiiiick!

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Tao of Pooh

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2007, 07:08:21 AM »
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?





Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?



So you can finish cumming in it's mouth.

Siiiiiiiiiiick!
Thank you!  ;D
Click dis:

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2007, 07:11:01 AM »
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?





Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?



So you can finish cumming in it's mouth.

Siiiiiiiiiiick!
Thank you!  ;D

I hope your proud...

Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2007, 03:38:34 PM »
Whats the sound of 5 babies in a blender?




Fuck knows, I was to busy wanking.

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unclegravy

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 04:25:47 PM »
What's green, brown, and red, and goes 100 kilometers per hour?

A frog in a blender
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What's the difference between a blonde and a dog?

The dog can fetch you beer from the fridge.
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The people who feast on exclamation marks will never go hungry agaaaain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2007, 07:02:06 AM »
What's green, brown, and red, and goes 100 kilometers per hour?

A frog in a blender
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What's the difference between a blonde and a dog?

The dog can fetch you beer from the fridge.

What's with all the blenders?

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Bushido

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2007, 02:30:19 AM »

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Re: joke man!!!
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2007, 04:25:10 PM »
Q: Why did the Flat Earther cross the road?


A: I don't know did you check the faq?
Nah.

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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2007, 02:57:51 AM »
Q: Why did the Flat Earther cross the road?


A: I don't know, did you check the FAQ?

That fucking owns, dude.