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Richard Dawkins

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« on: February 17, 2007, 01:48:59 PM »
The belief in a flat earth is as nearly as crude as the belief in a spaghetti monster and pink invisible unicorns.

We should reject the notion of there being a flat earth and is simply goes against modern day age science, instead I shall give you a list of alternative reasons for believing in me:

1) I smell good.

2) I'm a professor at Oxford.

3) I'm an evolutionary biologist.

4) I wrote "The God Delusion".

5) I'm a god to the atheistic community.

Therefore you see, it would be better to do as I say so that we may better benefit for the sake of humanity, we should reject the notion of there being a flat earth and simply accept the factual evidence pointing towards a round one, furthermore I would ask all of you that you please donate to my cause and buy my books online, simply google "Richard Dawkins" for more information on how to do so.

P.S. No this isn't some type of humorous parody of skepticism and I do not support the Flat Earth theory, this is however my introductory thread to you all and I hope that you shall become my disciples.

Sincerely,

- Professor Richard Dawkins
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Masterchef

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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2007, 01:51:03 PM »
Richard Dawkins > You
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2007, 01:51:12 PM »
Tom has done numerous test on Earth and has proven it is indeed flat, see:

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h70/LogiX_2006/Untitled-3-2.jpg
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2007, 01:53:32 PM »
OMG, ITS RICHARD DAWKINS
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Richard Dawkins

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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2007, 02:08:31 PM »
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Richard Dawkins > You


How can I be greater than myself? What mathematical equation is possibly relevant to such a concoction? Clearly you have not been embracing science well enough to tell me how I can be greater than myself.
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GeoGuy

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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2007, 02:13:45 PM »
You = sucks at pretending to be Richie.
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Richard Dawkins

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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2007, 02:25:25 PM »
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You = sucks at pretending to be Richie.


I'm afraid the evidence you've provided does not constitute for the field of scientific measuring.
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joffenz

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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2007, 02:27:57 PM »
Most of us are atheists, Professor.
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Richard Dawkins

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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2007, 02:30:59 PM »
Atheists who believe in a flat earth??????????

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