Upside Down Australians

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Itchy_Arris

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Upside Down Australians
« on: May 02, 2015, 02:27:57 PM »
First of all I must declare that I have an assumption in this study: Australia exists  ;D

In the fantasy round earth, Australia is roughly opposite Europe. Aussies are upside down compared to us in the north. This is clearly absurd, so to get around it, roundies say that Australians are used to being the wrong way up, so they don't notice! Okay, I'll go with that, but what about European visitors to Australia? Surely they would notice, but nobody ever reports that they flipped upside down at any point in the journey to Aus. Of course they don't, we are all on the same plain.
What goes up, must come down.

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Slemon

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sokarul

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2015, 02:45:38 PM »
This thread needs to be moved to complete nonsense.
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Scroto Gaggins

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2015, 05:04:33 PM »
First of all I must declare that I have an assumption in this study: Australia exists  ;D

In the fantasy round earth, Australia is roughly opposite Europe. Aussies are upside down compared to us in the north. This is clearly absurd, so to get around it, roundies say that Australians are used to being the wrong way up, so they don't notice! Okay, I'll go with that, but what about European visitors to Australia? Surely they would notice, but nobody ever reports that they flipped upside down at any point in the journey to Aus. Of course they don't, we are all on the same plain.
Don't you understand that "up" and "down" are dependant on the direction of gravity.
From the Australians' point of view, everything looks the "right way up"
They are taking the hobbits to Isengard.

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Rayzor

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2015, 07:37:31 PM »
A clever ploy no doubt to try and get the ashes back,  the next step will be to complain that the world cup pitch was upside down and the bowlers had to do handstands.   Sorry Itchy and Scratchy it won't wash.

England beaten by Bangladesh?   something is wrong in the universe.. 

But to be fair, England did manage to beat Scotland ( I think the Scottish team were hung over from a heavy night on the turps ) 
Oh, and you did beat Afghanistan by 9 wickets.   I won't speculate what part attack helicopters might have had in that result.

Nice try,  but now have a go at a hand stand,  see if that works for you.

Meantime, here are a couple of links to keep you going till later this year,  when the fictional Australian team will once again thrash the poms. 

And need I add we could do it standing on our head.

From http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/pathetic-absolute-stinker-england-reacts-to-humiliating-world-cup-defeat-at-hands-of-bangladesh-20150309-13zkm9.html

The England cricket team took a mighty battering on the field as they crashed out of the World Cup overnight, but they faced perhaps an even fiercer lashing at the hands of the British press following their humiliating defeat to Bangladesh at the Adelaide Oval.

England's cricketers, who claimed the dismal honour of performing in the country's worst ever World Cup campaign, were described as the "laughing stock of world cricket", while the country's proud cricketing tradition had been "dragged into the sporting sewer".


And http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2986092/England-2015-Cricket-World-Cup-embarrassing-fashion-following-defeat-against-Bangladesh-15-runs-Adelaide-Oval.html

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mikeman7918

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2015, 11:38:29 PM »
It's not that they are used to bring upside down, there is actually no way to tell that you are upside down because gravity still pulls you to the ground and it seems like the sky is still up and the ground is still down.  There is no physical process that would make people in the Southern Hemisphere "feel" upside down.
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Aliveandkicking

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2015, 11:55:22 PM »
I lived in NZ for years.  The moon there looks different to up north.    If you stand on your head it is more easily recognisable

The Sun is also upside down as seen by sun spot activity.

 

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Fack Ballins

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2015, 12:01:15 AM »
Like I've said, there's no way Itchy can't be a troll. It simply isn't possible.
all the mountains are fake even mount sinai mountains are not natural and the himilayas dont exist while maybe they do but Ive never seen them. probably they are photoshop

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Techros

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2015, 07:27:37 AM »
Like I've said, there's no way Itchy can't be a troll. It simply isn't possible.

You underestimate the power of unrelenting stupidity.
FEH is like tying rubber ducks to your car to go across the pacific: it might work, but why not take a better way?

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mikeman7918

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2015, 11:05:19 AM »
Like I've said, there's no way Itchy can't be a troll. It simply isn't possible.

You underestimate the power of unrelenting stupidity.

"Two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity."
-Albert Einstein
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mikeman7918

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Re: Upside Down Australians
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2015, 11:07:11 AM »
I lived in NZ for years.  The moon there looks different to up north.    If you stand on your head it is more easily recognisable

The Sun is also upside down as seen by sun spot activity.

The second long in my forum signature links to an experiment I did with Dephelus involving Sunspot observation and that's something we had to deal with.
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