Splice

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theonlydann

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Splice
« on: June 06, 2010, 12:59:53 PM »
DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!

Burn your eyes out before seeing this shit.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2010, 06:40:22 PM »
Oh damn, I'm in the parking lot getting ready to go see it right now.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2010, 06:46:22 PM »
Oh damn, I'm in the parking lot getting ready to go see it right now.
DO NOT SEE! DO NOT SEE! Trust me on this one Snacky.

No action, predictable plot... its like Species... but worse.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2010, 09:15:56 PM »
Oh damn, I'm in the parking lot getting ready to go see it right now.
DO NOT SEE! DO NOT SEE! Trust me on this one Snacky.

No action, predictable plot... its like Species... but worse.


Too late.

You wouldn't have convinced me anyways, I love bioengineering.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010, 02:46:08 AM »
Oh damn, I'm in the parking lot getting ready to go see it right now.
DO NOT SEE! DO NOT SEE! Trust me on this one Snacky.

No action, predictable plot... its like Species... but worse.


Too late.

You wouldn't have convinced me anyways, I love bioengineering.
hope you pigman rapes you.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 04:18:51 AM »
Please don't post bestiality pictures in the serious fora.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 05:34:35 AM »
The reason that was a horror movie - Man has sex with weird spliced together creature, creature changes gender and rapes mans wife. Wife is PREGNANT WITH CREATURES BABIES.


LOLSPOILERS.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 02:30:29 PM »
The reason that was a horror movie - Man has sex with weird spliced together creature, creature changes gender and rapes mans wife. Wife is PREGNANT WITH CREATURES BABIES.


LOLSPOILERS.
Yeah... it was pretty ew.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 02:56:43 PM »
The reason that was a horror movie - Man has sex with weird spliced together creature, creature changes gender and rapes mans wife. Wife is PREGNANT WITH CREATURES BABIES.


LOLSPOILERS.
Yeah... it was pretty ew.


It was really annoying when people started laughing and clapping and yelling loudly through the last half of the movie.

I don't care how shitty or funny or insane something is, just shut the fuck up and watch the damn movie.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 03:03:08 PM »
The reason that was a horror movie - Man has sex with weird spliced together creature, creature changes gender and rapes mans wife. Wife is PREGNANT WITH CREATURES BABIES.


LOLSPOILERS.
Yeah... it was pretty ew.


It was really annoying when people started laughing and clapping and yelling loudly through the last half of the movie.

I don't care how shitty or funny or insane something is, just shut the fuck up and watch the damn movie.
Fuck you. That movie was a joke and youre lucky no one threw feces at you for trying to enjoy it.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2010, 03:34:51 PM »
Fuck you. That movie was a joke and youre lucky no one threw feces at you for trying to enjoy it.


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Re: Splice
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2010, 04:40:12 PM »
The reason that was a horror movie - Man has sex with weird spliced together creature, creature changes gender and rapes mans wife. Wife is PREGNANT WITH CREATURES BABIES.


LOLSPOILERS.
Yeah... it was pretty ew.


It was really annoying when people started laughing and clapping and yelling loudly through the last half of the movie.

I don't care how shitty or funny or insane something is, just shut the fuck up and watch the damn movie.
Fuck you. That movie was a joke and youre lucky no one threw feces at you for trying to enjoy it.


I find it annoying because people do it at every movie.

Not every movie is a joke, and I don't care if one is, save it for after the movie.

The story was good, but could do without the interspecies sex. Wrong.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2010, 06:46:50 PM »
Everything about that movie was awful. An almost incest interspecies sex scene... and THEN a straight up incest transgender intersepcies RAPE leading to impregnation? WTF!?!?!?!?!?

Also, way predictable.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2010, 03:06:51 PM »
Everything about that movie was awful. An almost incest interspecies sex scene... and THEN a straight up incest transgender intersepcies RAPE leading to impregnation? WTF!?!?!?!?!?

Also, way predictable.

I don't think your first sentence fits well with your third.  How is " incest transgender intersepcies RAPE leading to impregnation" "way predictable?"
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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theonlydann

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Re: Splice
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2010, 03:26:23 PM »
Trust me. It was predictable.

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Re: Splice
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2010, 03:28:19 PM »
Everything about that movie was awful. An almost incest interspecies sex scene... and THEN a straight up incest transgender intersepcies RAPE leading to impregnation? WTF!?!?!?!?!?

Also, way predictable.

I don't think your first sentence fits well with your third.  How is " incest transgender intersepcies RAPE leading to impregnation" "way predictable?"


Because I read the scifiwire review on it.

I don't know danns reason.

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theonlydann

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Re: Splice
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2010, 03:36:37 PM »
Apparently my  mind is just sick.