JackASCII is dead

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JackASCII is dead
« on: August 02, 2007, 10:09:11 AM »
Bainbridge Gaylord, aka "JackASCII" was killed this morning by one of my snipers as he rode down the street on his tricycle.

Almost all of you are dead.
I will find those who know too much.  They will be silenced.  Nothing can stand in the way of our conspiracy.

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 10:27:00 AM »
I 4GOT FRENDLY PHIRE WUZ STILL ON GUISE LOL

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 10:28:59 AM »
Lmao @ Hara


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JackASCII

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 11:10:01 AM »
Yay me! I'm dead and stuffs! WOOHOO!!!

HAY GUIZE IM A ZOMBEE LOLZ!!!!11!!!!!
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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 01:15:14 PM »
Quiet, you.  You're dead.

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 01:18:43 PM »
"Perhaps there will be babblers who, although completely ignorant of mathematics, nevertheless take it upon themselves to pass judgement on mathematical questions..."
- Copernicus

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 01:20:29 PM »
Oh, shit, yeah.... right....




....sorry
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JackASCII

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 01:21:35 PM »
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Hey, if I'm dead can I go to the bathroom, cuz I really gotta pee?
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 01:23:08 PM »
Only if you get permission from Trekky's sister, simply because it could be funny.

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cmdshft

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 03:35:48 PM »
Only if you get permission from Trekky's sister, simply because it could be funny.

Nothing that panty-stain ever says is funny.

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2007, 03:52:14 PM »
Bainbridge Gaylord, aka "JackASCII" was killed this morning by one of my snipers as he rode down the street on his tricycle.

Almost all of you are dead.

Oo...when you kill me, can you name me Godfrey Payne.  That way people can call me God for short.
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
-JackASCII

Do you have any outlandish claims to back up your evidence?
-Raist

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 08:46:33 AM »
Nothing that panty-stain ever says is funny.

It's not what she says that would be funny, just the fact that it was asked.

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JackASCII

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 09:36:27 AM »
I wouldn't ask her, I'd just take a zombie-whizz on her fucking diary.


EDIT: fucking boolean dyslexia
« Last Edit: August 03, 2007, 09:40:52 AM by JackASCII »
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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2007, 09:37:32 AM »
I've a feeling I've missed out on something here
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2007, 09:39:53 AM »
No, you didn't but here's the thread of reference...
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=16007.0
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cmdshft

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2007, 09:41:51 AM »
I wouldn't ask her, I'd just take a zombie-whizz on her fucking diary.


EDIT: fucking boolean dyslexia

Fucking lol'd.

HARD

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Re: JackASCII is dead
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2007, 09:43:34 AM »
Kids today...
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?