Round round, round round.
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND BABY LIKE A RECORD BABY ROUND ROUND
I want your love, lo-oo-o-ve, loo-ove.
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round. You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.
I want your love, lo-o-ve, round round round round.
Loo-o-oo-ve.
What, you may ask, does this have to do with the shape of the earth?
If I do recall, I said round about 27 times.
And YES, THIS IS SERIOUS DEBATE.
If the profound lines I have typed above (even though it's just from a song called You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) by Dead Or Alive) mean that the earth is round, can you imagine if the lines were so:
I want your love
Flat, flat, flat, flat.
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT FLAT BABY RIGHT FLAT LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT FLAT FLAT FLAT YOU SPIN ME RIGHT FLAT BABY RIGHT FLAT BABY LIKE A RECORD BABY FLAT FLAT
I want your love, lo-oo-o-ve, loo-ove.
You spin me right flat baby right flat like a record baby right flat flat flat. You spin me right flat baby right flat like a record baby right flat flat flat.
I want your love, lo-o-ve, flat flat flat flat.
Loo-o-oo-ve.
What I mean is, if the earth was flat, the first version I posted would really be the second version, meaning the earth is bland just like the second version lines.
Do you want the earth to be bland?