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I am the only person that exists...

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Ride Red 123

I am the only person that exists...
« on: March 23, 2007, 05:01:39 PM »
Well, somehow i ended up wasting 40min of my life on this website, so i thought i wanted something to show for my wasted time sooo....

I am the only person/thing that ACTUALLY exists (or has proof of existence)... You see, according to the French philosopher René Descartes (who doesnt exist) the ONLY way to actually prove you (me) exists is the FACT that i think, I THINK THEREFORE I AM. I can prove to myself that I am thinking, therefore i KNOW that I exist.  Because of the impossibility for anyone else to prove to me they are actually thinking, I conclude that I am quite possibly the only entity that exists, although others just MIGHT exist, it cannot be proven... 8)

Now, possibly non-existent people, are there any major flaws in my theory, or will i have to live the rest of my life just ASSUMING others exist, and know actually know it for sure :(
 
(This is sort of in response to the "We all don't exist" thread)
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Wolfwood

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2007, 05:04:24 PM »
-5 on a scale of 1-10 for originality.
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Ride Red 123

Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2007, 05:42:03 PM »
dude... seriously, have you SEEN the name of this website????  ::) The world is flat! give me a break!! Nothing discussed here is original, and everything discussed here is an absolute joke, its like comedycentral.com on crack!
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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2007, 11:57:46 AM »
Ride Red 123, have some respect for the few people who seriously post on this site, there are some.

Also, thanks to modern science and brain scans such as fMRIs and PET scans and so on we can prove that other people do think, we can make this observation based on the brain waves that can be seen to be emitted. If you can't accept this as evidence that others think, and therefore are, then you will never be able to accept that people other than yourself actually exist.
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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2007, 10:02:20 PM »
I too will agree that this website is very entertaining...Comedy Central on crack indeed. I guess that's why I keep coming back, people who actually believe this are hilarious. At first your angry at their ignorance. Then after a while its just fun. Its almost too easy. I seriously think somebody needs to make a television show with these people. Can you imagine the ratings it would get? Unreal. That and J-Lo gettin it from behind....
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Midnight

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 10:10:48 PM »
Quote from: Sarcastic Duckling on March 26, 2007, 11:57:46 AM
Ride Red 123, have some respect for the few people who seriously post on this site, there are some.

Also, thanks to modern science and brain scans such as fMRIs and PET scans and so on we can prove that other people do think, we can make this observation based on the brain waves that can be seen to be emitted. If you can't accept this as evidence that others think, and therefore are, then you will never be able to accept that people other than yourself actually exist.

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My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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cmdshft

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2007, 04:56:10 AM »
/r/ Rule #34 of MK.
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Jesus_is_REAL

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2007, 05:35:10 AM »
How ON EARTH (no pun intended) can you believe that the earth is flat??!! So does this conclude that Jesus wasn't a real person? BS he was. Why? Cause I am he.
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Miss M.

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2007, 06:10:58 AM »
you should keep that post for another forum and thread. :) That was completely off topic.
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cmdshft

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2007, 06:17:09 AM »
Quote from: Jesus_is_REAL on March 28, 2007, 05:35:10 AM
How ON EARTH (no pun intended) can you believe that the earth is flat??!! So does this conclude that Jesus wasn't a real person? BS he was. Why? Cause I am he.

/r/ Rule #34 of Jesus.
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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2007, 06:20:05 AM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on March 28, 2007, 06:17:09 AM
Quote from: Jesus_is_REAL on March 28, 2007, 05:35:10 AM
How ON EARTH (no pun intended) can you believe that the earth is flat??!! So does this conclude that Jesus wasn't a real person? BS he was. Why? Cause I am he.

/r/ Rule #34 of Jesus.

ROFFFFLLLL.
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cmdshft

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2007, 06:32:01 AM »
In case Vauxhall and I are the only ones who get it, here are the rules of the internet.
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Miss M.

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2007, 06:34:39 AM »
thanks lol. I hadn't got it.


Lol@Vauxy.
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2007, 06:35:40 AM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on March 28, 2007, 06:32:01 AM
In case Vauxhall and I are the only ones who get it, here are the rules of the internet.

Once again... Encyclopedia Dramatic as informed the uneducated masses. Thank you Dramatica, thank you.

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2007, 06:57:46 AM »
Quote from: Vauxhall Is Not Sorry! on March 28, 2007, 06:35:40 AM
Quote from: Hara Taiki on March 28, 2007, 06:32:01 AM
In case Vauxhall and I are the only ones who get it, here are the rules of the internet.

Once again... Encyclopedia Dramatic as informed the uneducated masses. Thank you Dramatica, thank you.

I couldn't find the image to post it. So I searched ea.
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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2007, 05:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on March 28, 2007, 06:17:09 AM
Quote from: Jesus_is_REAL on March 28, 2007, 05:35:10 AM
How ON EARTH (no pun intended) can you believe that the earth is flat??!! So does this conclude that Jesus wasn't a real person? BS he was. Why? Cause I am he.

/r/ Rule #34 of Jesus.
Hahahah...Rule 34 is definitely the best rule of the interbutts.

Also, I could've sword that Fgsfds was one rule of the internet, but that may have been a later addition.

~D-Draw
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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2007, 09:21:26 PM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on March 28, 2007, 06:32:01 AM
In case Vauxhall and I are the only ones who get it, here are the rules of the internet.
I get it allright, except 4chan humor is only funny on 4chan.
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Midnight

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Re: I am the only person that exists...
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2007, 01:38:46 AM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on March 28, 2007, 06:32:01 AM
In case Vauxhall and I are the only ones who get it, here are the rules of the internet.

Don't Forget the Rules
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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