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The earth was flat but it has evolved!

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Christopher Columbo

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The earth was flat but it has evolved!
« on: February 16, 2007, 10:35:28 PM »
Through my few posts and reading through a large portion of posts  plus my own first hand knowlege I submit this!

When I began my travels it was said the earth was flat. However I did not sail off the edge when I discovered America and later became a star on an awesome 80's show in the same country. So I propose this theory that when I set sail the earth sensed what would happen in the future times due to this journey. So it destroyed most of the ice walls and bent it's self around and fused itself together to make a large round planet. This was to  to evolve with the times and perpare for technology that would lead to space travel and my hit show that lasted a nice number of seasons.
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 10:37:00 PM »
Perhaps the gravitons and graviolis created an anti-gravitational force resulting in the flat earth becoming a sphere.

it all makes sense now!
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 10:38:07 PM »
So the Earth is a balloon.

Sweet! :D
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Christopher Columbo

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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 10:40:12 PM »
I would also like to further add that I believe the 4 elephants and the turtle that used to hold us up were trapped within. Between their breathing and the high pressure of the planet as it sealed up they rotted and became the first bit of magma that slowly ate away at the rock finally expanding to what it's levels are today
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sailed the earth all around it  even the round part and all with my trusty detective cloak

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Holy shit its christopher columbo.
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COLUMBO IS THE SHIZNITTTTTT!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 10:49:20 PM »
I think we should further discuss this amazing theory.

And yes lmao.com, I did check the FAQ.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 11:02:07 PM »
People in Columbus' time did not believe the earth was flat and he did not prove it was round.
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 11:04:56 PM »
from wikipedia:

"Following Washington Irving's myth-filled 1828 biography of Columbus, it became common supposed knowledge that Columbus had difficulty obtaining support for his plan because Europeans believed that the earth was flat"
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Christopher Columbo

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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 11:07:35 PM »
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People in Columbus' time did not believe the earth was flat and he did not prove it was round.


Actually I'm quite sure people during my time DID in fact believe it was flat. I believe this due to how hard it was to muster up support for my journey that discovered America (the land of my awesome 80's detective show) since they thought I was going to end up sailing off the EDGE of the earth.
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sailed the earth all around it  even the round part and all with my trusty detective cloak

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Holy shit its christopher columbo.
Quote from: Who and What?
COLUMBO IS THE SHIZNITTTTTT!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 11:10:10 PM »
No, YOU READ THE FAQ!
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2007, 11:14:29 PM »
I did read it!
I memorized it!
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2007, 11:17:07 PM »
We can rule the flat landed galaxy! Together!
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Christopher Columbo

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« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2007, 12:59:44 PM »
Well I believe since we haven't had any reasons why this theory is wrong we should press to have it added to the FAQ!
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sailed the earth all around it  even the round part and all with my trusty detective cloak

Quote from: unionjack
Holy shit its christopher columbo.
Quote from: Who and What?
COLUMBO IS THE SHIZNITTTTTT!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL
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The earth was flat but it has evolved!
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2007, 03:27:48 AM »
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Actually I'm quite sure people during my time DID in fact believe it was flat. I believe this due to how hard it was to muster up support for my journey that discovered America (the land of my awesome 80's detective show) since they thought I was going to end up sailing off the EDGE of the earth.


its a myth. they never thought it was flat.
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« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2007, 03:39:27 AM »
well anythings possible kids
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