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Chris Columbo III, I only have one suggestion for you;
get laid.

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The Lounge / Re: Darla...
« on: March 23, 2007, 05:37:24 AM »
What?
I agree with Gayer. :)

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UncleGravy, are you trying to avoid my question because you have no clue what the answer is! WHERE IS THE EDGE OF THE EARTH??
How the hell should I know, I believe in a round earth.

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Rhetorical my white ass unclegravy!!!!
See, there it is, proof for a round earth.

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The Lounge / Re: MIDNIGHT CHALLENGE
« on: March 22, 2007, 06:01:10 PM »
That is some cool shit.
Lol at the FF Jesus.

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The Lounge / Re: American Idol (Vote for Sanjaya Malakar!)
« on: March 22, 2007, 05:56:52 PM »
Which is what the topic was about. ;)

Diego, the links don't work.

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Did you just answer my answer to your question with another question questioning my question to your question? Is my question rhetorical in nature?

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Do you really, honestly, truthfully believe the world is round?
What bearing does that have on the dicussion?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Of course we all agree...
« on: March 22, 2007, 05:49:11 PM »
Paraplegics? Do not utter their kind in my presence.

I once made this joke to a man in a wheelchair:

"Why is it so hard to eat vegetables?

You have to take the wheelchairs off first!"

And do you know what he did? He said it was in poor taste, the fucking peachmonkey!

So I kicked his wheelchair, tipped it over, and then took a dump on his head. I then took his pathetic wheelchair and busted a whole through his head with thit.


The audience chuckled.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Of course we all agree...
« on: March 22, 2007, 05:44:13 PM »
I of course refer to the real Jesus H. Christ; the one who escaped from the cross, stabbed every Jew present in his "nailing" with a spoon, and then "nailed" his own mother.

He then proceeded to look for Bigfoot and start their own Taco business.

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I don't go to the toilet at all; I have a personal attendant who licks the crap off my buttcheeks with her tongue.

Then I have the right to slap her each time I feel aroused by it.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Of course we all agree...
« on: March 22, 2007, 05:39:21 PM »
I've been to see Jesus. He was sitting beside Bigfoot's Taco Stand, eating three Tacos at once .

He was fat.

And ugly.

I kicked him in the nose, before Bigfoot told me he was Jesus.

I ran away.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Of course we all agree...
« on: March 22, 2007, 05:32:56 PM »
Caps lock.
He's mad.

GRRG, ARRG, tough guy!

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The Lounge / Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:49:21 PM »
I made four poems:

"The Non-commitment Group Meeting"






"The Emperor's New Haiku"








"Hollow Man"








"Sam Fisher"
















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The Lounge / Re: Darla...
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:30:13 PM »
uncle gravy is

a penguin

Ah, my adoring pubic.

Yes, yes, I said pubic. Deal with it.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: joke man!!!
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:25:47 PM »
What's green, brown, and red, and goes 100 kilometers per hour?

A frog in a blender
--

What's the difference between a blonde and a dog?

The dog can fetch you beer from the fridge.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: better jokes man!!
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:21:57 PM »
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Why no round Earth?
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:19:48 PM »
Eh, no, I wasn't replying to your post.
You posted while I was typing.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Why no round Earth?
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:15:29 PM »
First of all, RE doesn't hold with the pizza dough theory.
To make the pizza dough flat, pizza makers spin it. I'm sure you've all seen something like that before. They throw the dough in the air, spin it, and it becomes as flat as the FE. As we all know earth is spinning, earth must get flat in time, like the pizza, and millions of years should be enough time for that...
Have you heard about the theory that the Earth is an oblate spheroid? Read on that.

Secondly, RE doesn't explain why the effects of angular acceleration around the sun can't be detected on earth. Therefore, earth pockets theory is more consistent in terms of measurable forces on earth.
I haven't heard this approach yet. Enlighten me.

And last but not least, RE is inconsistent with the atmosphere distribution. If RE was right, due to the motion of the earth, atmosphere thickness would have varied between day and night sides of the earth. Not to mention that atmosphere would've expanded and eventually disappeared...
Gravity explains that too, and gravity exists in the round earth model, last time I checked

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Why no round Earth?
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:09:13 PM »
Most of their arguements can actually be proven wrong. REers just wouldn't understand why...

REers believe what they "know", like gravitation or plane flights or curve on the horizon, is completely right.
Even FE'ers agree that gravitation exists; there just is no denying it. What they say doesn't exist (on the earth anyway) is gravity.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Why does the sun go round in a circle?
« on: March 22, 2007, 05:46:37 AM »
Well, just one of the hypotheses that are around are that the atmosphere is sort of "wavy." The waves push the sun and the moon around in circles. Not my idea, and I'm not particularly advocating it, but...There you go.

~D-Draw
Gas pushes massive objects? It only has 14.somethingsomething atm of pressure, iirc, so...

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Ako lang naman yata ang nakakaintindi ng sinasabi ko (pinoy, ehem), wawa naman ako, diba.
Wala bang mga pinoy dyan, magsalita naman kayo!

MGA PUTANGINA NYONG KINANGINANG GAGU KAYO! Pakyu kayo! AMP!

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The Lounge / Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:04:41 AM »
You can't be cooler than school.
Cool is the very definition of school.

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The Lounge / Re: Darla...
« on: March 22, 2007, 04:02:50 AM »
Maybe Darla is a duck. Mmm tasty tasty duck.

Duck tastes terrible.
Hell no. Tastes a bit like chicken, but not.

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You're a weird kid unclegravy...
Who you calling kid, shorty? >:(

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The Lounge / Re: A FEW INCONSISTENCIES IN YOUR LIFE!
« on: March 22, 2007, 03:58:58 AM »
Oh, I've heard of you guys.
I've heard you haven't discovered porn yet, IGH.

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The Lounge / Re: A chorus line
« on: March 22, 2007, 03:53:32 AM »
Lol, I don't think iot can be seen in the quote. :D

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The Lounge / Re: A chorus line
« on: March 22, 2007, 03:26:36 AM »

b

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The Lounge / Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« on: March 22, 2007, 03:15:27 AM »
No one is too cool for school. School is the coolest.

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The Lounge / Re: A few peices of Tom inspired art.
« on: March 22, 2007, 03:06:23 AM »

ITSH OBERR NINE TAWSAAAAAN!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Samuel Birley Rowbotham
« on: March 22, 2007, 02:31:08 AM »
ANYWAY, back to the discussion.

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