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Messages - unclegravy

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: AVoid Long Threads
« on: March 21, 2007, 02:20:22 AM »
YES. I win something for once. Do i get a cookie?
Cookies are overrated. How about a doll with a surprised expression instead?

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The Lounge / Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« on: March 21, 2007, 01:27:16 AM »
Why thank you.
I do try.=D

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The Lounge / Re: MIDNIGHT CHALLENGE
« on: March 21, 2007, 01:25:24 AM »
MOAR

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The Lounge / Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me!
« on: March 21, 2007, 01:13:31 AM »
I'm seventeen and haven't had sex yet either.
Why rush?

Cos if you dont do it before you're 20 your penis falls off
And angels will kill my mother, right?;)
And you know what will happen if you masturbate, right?
Yes, ma, hair will grow in my hands. :(
And not the cute and fuzzy puppy hair either, but the matted and smelly werewolf hair kind.

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The Lounge / Re: The "Post Your Poem" Thread
« on: March 21, 2007, 01:08:32 AM »
The Broken Haiku

Once I tried to write
A haiku which fit the form.
It seems I failed.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: Controversal Truth
« on: March 20, 2007, 09:35:57 PM »
How about freaky thing with monster eyes that would terrify dann if he ever saw it in his house baby. that sounds like a better, albeit longer, name for that freaky little monster.
I take it you haven't seen a Tarsier yet?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Why does the sun go round in a circle?
« on: March 20, 2007, 09:24:08 PM »
You have evidence? Oh, no, nevermind, I'm not going to ask for them.
If I did, you'd ignore me anyway.:P

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Credibility
« on: March 20, 2007, 09:16:37 PM »
Around 255 BC Greek astronomer and mathematician Eratosthenes calculated the circumference of the earth under the presupposition of a Round Earth. In reality he was calculating the diameter of the Flat Earth.
No one knows that is true. And no one knows it isn't. So don't talk as if you know it for a fact.:P

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Why does the sun go round in a circle?
« on: March 20, 2007, 06:31:58 PM »
In case you didn't notice, this is the FLAT EARTH Society. I believe in the Flat Earth. Why should I remain silent instead of spreading the true theory of the flat earth?
Why do you speak as if it's true - as if you know it as fact?
Even the RE'ers and FE'ers here treat their models as "theories".

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The Lounge / Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me!
« on: March 20, 2007, 06:06:47 PM »
I'm seventeen and haven't had sex yet either.
Why rush?

Cos if you dont do it before you're 20 your penis falls off
And angels will kill my mother, right?;)

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The Lounge / Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me!
« on: March 20, 2007, 05:46:51 PM »
I'm seventeen and haven't had sex yet either.
Why rush?

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Pense que eras mas resistente? Al parecar mi nueva i transformacion as damasiado para ti... Jaja!

At hindi ko rin alam sa inyong mga kumag kayo, pare-pareho rin naman tayong hindi magkaintindihan, e bakit di pa tayo mag-inggles. Mga hambog!

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You mean ON her hair, gremlins can'r possibly be IN her hair.
Or could they?

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You mean the - GUWAAASSP - gremlins? ???

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No comprende espaniol, senior.

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Anya kunana? D'yak maawatan, kasla lakitdi agsasao nga ubet!

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: The Root of All Evil- $$$$$$$
« on: March 20, 2007, 04:33:22 AM »
Then along came this bagel
Oh my god, The Simpsons reference, I love you.

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The Lounge / Re: Offensive avatar- please ban
« on: March 20, 2007, 04:31:12 AM »
Reckless? How ever did you come to that conclusion?

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The Lounge / Re: Darla...
« on: March 20, 2007, 04:30:20 AM »
Spread the music that is god farting.
<3

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Ano daw? Di ko maintindihan?O_o

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The Lounge / Re: Darla...
« on: March 19, 2007, 04:47:10 PM »
Real music is what I listen to.

Classics, such as "Row, row, row Your Boat" and "Little Peter Rabbit had a Fly Upon His Nose".
And don't forget; "Wanahakalugeeeeh"!

These aren't songs; they're the sound of god farting in your ear. Pure heaven.<3

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: The Root of All Evil- $$$$$$$
« on: March 19, 2007, 04:39:29 PM »
im including pounds in this too, seriously, money starts wars, ends lives, begins lives, its the alpha and the omega,

basically money has the world by its balls, we can't survive w/o money
How about pesos, huh? Peso is money too, I demand pesos to be in on this.

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The Lounge / Re: Darla...
« on: March 19, 2007, 04:38:06 PM »
Dear Darla,

I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You're the scum between my toes.

Love,
Alfalfa

I watched that film...
Obviously, I did too.:3

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The Lounge / Re: Offensive avatar- please ban
« on: March 19, 2007, 04:36:46 PM »


Trying to associate our beloved moderator with Hitler. Unbelievable.


no not hitler i think its charlie chaplin
This man speaks the truth.

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The Lounge / Re: Darla...
« on: March 19, 2007, 04:36:07 PM »
Dear Darla,

I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You're the scum between my toes.

Love,
Alfalfa

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Air, and how it contradicts a flat earth
« on: March 19, 2007, 04:01:59 PM »
This board is called the FLAT EARTH Society. Go start a Round Earth Society, moochers.
What would a Debate Forum be without debate? ::)

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Aurora
« on: March 19, 2007, 02:28:30 AM »
Why is it dumbfuck faggot always like to copy Tom's avatar?
MY avatar is sexier and is ten times more awesome than his.

I DEMAND dumbfuck faggots to copy my avatar. >:(

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The Lounge / Re: American English vs. English English
« on: March 18, 2007, 04:40:18 PM »
Have you guys watched The Prestige?
It was excellent, but half the time, I had to guess what was being said.
Fucking British English.

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The Lounge / Re: Unclegravy
« on: March 18, 2007, 04:23:16 PM »
You filthy rich people.

Burning my taste buds is hardly something I contemplate on on a daily basis.

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The Lounge / Re: Unclegravy
« on: March 18, 2007, 04:10:07 PM »
They told me they were. ???

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