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The Lounge / Re: Solving problem of common sayings.

« on: March 19, 2014, 08:14:34 PM »

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Thanks to evolution, it's provable that the egg came first.
Chickens evolved from something else, which we can call the proto-chicken. At some point, one has to draw a line between whether a creature is a proto-chicken or an actual chicken in terms of defining characteristics. Proto-chicken eggs hatched into creatures that eventually were chicken like enough to be called a chicken.
Therefore, at some point, there was a proto-chicken parent that laid an egg containing a chicken. Since the first chicken hatched from an egg with no chicken before it, the egg came first.

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The Lounge / Re: FES not very active.

« on: March 19, 2014, 05:14:40 PM »

People have been saying that for years, Googleotomy. It isn't turning into a round earth society forum.

Probably because if RE'ers become too good at countering FE arguments, they get gagged by the mods. 

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The Lounge / Re: Are you smarter than an eighth grader?

« on: September 29, 2013, 08:33:27 PM »

It's riddled with spelling errors.
Also, most of the questions I can understand, I can answer.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: September 05, 2013, 05:52:20 PM »

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59705.msg1533401.html#msg1533401

ROFLCOPTER

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The Lounge / Re: Those Interested In Helping Proof Read, Concept Read, Edit, Etc

« on: February 10, 2013, 11:15:27 AM »

I am obviously interested, but I've also worked as an academic writing tutor, and I earn my keep by writing, so if you want I'm fairly sure I'd be of use.

You earn your keep by writing crap about philosophy. You have nothing of any real worth to say to anybody. You would be just the man to help James with his book.

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The Lounge / Re: Stock Exchange Thread

« on: February 10, 2013, 11:13:15 AM »

I've always found a good honest day's work is the best way to acquire money.

Which is why the Working Class of any country are always the poorest of those who are employed.
Personally, I think snake oil sales will make a good profit - it worked for Rowbotham.

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The Lounge / Re: Ridiculed by the conspirators (again)

« on: February 10, 2013, 11:10:40 AM »

TK,


could that be

The Knowledge?

 

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The Lounge / Re: Those Interested In Helping Proof Read, Concept Read, Edit, Etc

« on: February 08, 2013, 01:31:39 PM »

Clicking the Microsoft Word spell check button isn't widely regarded as semi-professional proof reading, TK.

You don't even know how to do that.

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The Lounge / Re: Those Interested In Helping Proof Read, Concept Read, Edit, Etc

« on: February 08, 2013, 09:56:02 AM »

I'd make the perfect proof reader as not only have I done that semi-professionally in the past, it would also give John Davis the chance to prove me wrong with my claims that his book is total fiction. So choose me.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: January 31, 2013, 04:04:04 PM »

If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...

You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.

I'd be interested in a statistical analysis of your posts to see what percentage are nasty and dickish.

In his first page of lasts posts all are.

Uh, yeah, I've been banned from posting in the "nice" section. Your powers of deduction rival Sherlock Holmes, but you seem unable to figure out that clamping where I can post isn't going to make me say how wonderful you all are.

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The Lounge / Re: Flat Earth Society Board Game?

« on: January 31, 2013, 04:02:00 PM »

Tempted as I am just to make a post laughing at how Thork is really 35 and still such a childish troll (  ) I am also curious what my card stats would be.

Aren't you like 40 and ten times as childish?

I don't come on the internet and pretend to believe the earth is flat, hoping that people will believe me so that I can laugh at them.
I can't think of anything I've ever done as childish as that.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: January 31, 2013, 03:01:23 PM »

If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...

You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.

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The Lounge / Re: Flat Earth Society Board Game?

« on: January 31, 2013, 03:00:13 PM »

Tempted as I am just to make a post laughing at how Thork is really 35 and still such a childish troll (  ) I am also curious what my card stats would be.

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The Lounge / Re: Post things that annoy you.

« on: December 10, 2012, 08:10:51 AM »

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,56899.0.html

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The Lounge / Re: Post things that annoy you.

« on: December 10, 2012, 08:09:54 AM »

Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.

We don't usually enforce the rules in the lower boards, because we generally don't have to, but your kind of persistent nastiness is wearing thin. Consider this a warning.

The nastiness persists because I can't post in the section where I'm required to be politer, which is my preferred section. You made that happen with your stupid purgatory idea. If I'm the monster, you're Frankenstein. 
As even posting nothing at all doesn't secure a release from purgatory, I don't give a shit any more, because I have nothing to lose. Stuff your warning up your sanctimonious anus, you pathetic little man pretending the earth is flat.

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The Lounge / Re: Post things that annoy you.

« on: December 09, 2012, 03:30:59 PM »

Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

Thanks for giving me another good reason to keep growing it. Is there anything this mass of facial hair can't do?

It looks like it acts as a wick for concealed zits to leak pus and facial oil along the strands. I can't think of any other reason for it looking so disgustingly greasy.

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The Lounge / Re: Post things that annoy you.

« on: December 08, 2012, 03:45:00 AM »

People who post obscenely large images on web forums.

I already did that one. Managed to get two things combined in the one image.

Oh yeah, Parsifal's stupid beard.

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The Lounge / Re: Post things that annoy you.

« on: December 08, 2012, 03:40:22 AM »

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The Lounge / Re: "Suicide" yeah right.

« on: December 08, 2012, 03:36:38 AM »

I don't understand this at all. She committed suicide because she was prank called?

She was likely told she would lose her job. The hospital were shitting bricks and probably vented their anger and blame at her. Usually sacrificial lambs are made when an organisation f's up.

Much as I hate to agree with Thork, he's right. The hospital bosses will undoubtedly have told her she will lose her job and probably face prosecution under health record confidentiality laws. That could result in her being struck off the register and unable to practice her profession elsewhere, and I believe it may also carry a possible prison sentence. On top of feeling like an idiot for being fooled, it's most likely to be that which pushed her over the edge.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 07, 2012, 06:29:30 AM »

You have the most boring photobucket account I've ever seen.


BTW: Are you posting from work?

Thanks for drawing attention to that, Gregory. IP address has now been changed.

You can't even use a search engine. There's no way you changed your IP address. Also being as lots of people on here know my real name, calling me Gregory all the time makes you look like a moran. I know you know what that means now. I'll give you fair warning though. If you do find out my real name and are stupid enough to post it on here, your account will be permanently banned.
Have a read of the site rules if you are still confused.

I believe the IP address is the little string of numbers at bottom right, yes?
It's a different string of numbers now.
That means it's not the same string of numbers.
That means it's changed.

Moron.

Right.  So either you're using a proxy, which I doubt because you seem bothered by us knowing it, or your using a dial-up modem, which is also unlikely, OR... you're lying.

Can someone PM me the ip address so I can trace it?  I wanna see if he's posting from work.

Sadly, passing on another member's IP address against their wishes is even more against the forum rules than outing their name. Taking action directly against someone's computer using an illicitly obtained IP address would, under UK laws, possibly render the person who passed it on and the person taking direct action liable of committing an offence. As in, a criminal offence.

Tracing an IP doesn't require me to do anything to your PC. Noob.

Interestingly, according to www.whatismyip.com, the numbers it gives me are not the same as the numbers that print up on the forum. Why is that? Is it because the forum has shit IP address logging software?

No, it's because you are a monster failure.
And posting from work.

I never said tracing an IP required doing anything to my computer. I said that if a third party passed on my IP address to someone who then took action against my computer using that info, both parties would be liable to criminal prosecution. Noob.
And I wasn't posting from work, either. I was sat right here in my comfy desk chair in my living room, as I am now. Noob.
Perhaps you should learn how to trace an IP properly, though I'd suggest learning to read posts properly prior to that.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 06, 2012, 05:29:06 PM »

Its because you don't know how to use a computer.

So do I have two different IP addresses at the same time? I don't think so. 

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 06, 2012, 05:13:01 PM »

Interestingly, according to www.whatismyip.com, the numbers it gives me are not the same as the numbers that print up on the forum. Why is that? Is it because the forum has shit IP address logging software?

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 06, 2012, 05:05:37 PM »

You have the most boring photobucket account I've ever seen.


BTW: Are you posting from work?

Thanks for drawing attention to that, Gregory. IP address has now been changed.

You can't even use a search engine. There's no way you changed your IP address. Also being as lots of people on here know my real name, calling me Gregory all the time makes you look like a moran. I know you know what that means now. I'll give you fair warning though. If you do find out my real name and are stupid enough to post it on here, your account will be permanently banned.
Have a read of the site rules if you are still confused.

I believe the IP address is the little string of numbers at bottom right, yes?
It's a different string of numbers now.
That means it's not the same string of numbers.
That means it's changed.

Moron.

Right.  So either you're using a proxy, which I doubt because you seem bothered by us knowing it, or your using a dial-up modem, which is also unlikely, OR... you're lying.

Can someone PM me the ip address so I can trace it?  I wanna see if he's posting from work.

Sadly, passing on another member's IP address against their wishes is even more against the forum rules than outing their name. Taking action directly against someone's computer using an illicitly obtained IP address would, under UK laws, possibly render the person who passed it on and the person taking direct action liable of committing an offence. As in, a criminal offence.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 06, 2012, 04:56:32 PM »

Thanks for drawing attention to that, Gregory. IP address has now been changed.

You can't even use a search engine. There's no way you changed your IP address. Also being as lots of people on here know my real name, calling me Gregory all the time makes you look like a moran. I know you know what that means now. I'll give you fair warning though. If you do find out my real name and are stupid enough to post it on here, your account will be permanently banned.
Have a read of the site rules if you are still confused.

I believe the IP address is the little string of numbers at bottom right, yes?
It's a different string of numbers now.
That means it's not the same string of numbers.
That means it's changed.

Moron.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 06, 2012, 03:28:45 PM »

Thanks for drawing attention to that, Gregory. IP address has now been changed.

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 06, 2012, 03:12:17 PM »

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The Lounge / Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

« on: December 06, 2012, 03:03:18 PM »

@The Knowledge

A broken link, how quaint.

Why is that a monster fail? Can you see a picture there, cause all I see is a broken link icon.

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The Lounge / Re: So I quit Facebook...

« on: December 04, 2012, 03:53:39 PM »

Are you trying to dox Thork, TK?  It's against the rules.

I'm not familiar with the term "dox". Does it mean "label as a complete knob"?

It's moronic slang for acquiring and sharing somebody's "documents", or personal information.

Nawww. He's not really called Captain Wankpot.

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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!

« on: December 04, 2012, 03:52:46 PM »

I doubt he's posted one. He's a pathological liar.

Oh, I absolutely did post one. I didn't reveal it was me in the picture, of course, it amused me for you not to know. IIRC someone accused the picture of being photoshopped anyway.

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The Lounge / Re: So I quit Facebook...

« on: December 04, 2012, 03:43:18 PM »

Are you trying to dox Thork, TK?  It's against the rules.

I'm not familiar with the term "dox". Does it mean "label as a complete knob"?