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Flat Earth Q&A / the cat bites her tail...
« on: June 07, 2006, 07:03:07 AM »
You really don't think Einstein was a wretched fool-puppet of Round Earthers?

The Government manipulated your beloved Mathematician into aiding the development of a thermal nuclear device for Flat's sake...

Flat Earth Q&A / Q to round-earthers
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:57:48 AM »
Probably should. Otherwise me and the Mad Professor will have to pull them apart or something.

"Ask a Flat Earther - any REAL Flat Earther - it doesn't matter if its flat for an inch or a mile....flat is FLAT"

Flat Earth Q&A / secret police...
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:55:32 AM »
Sarcastically implying that US Government agencies are stupid isn't aiding your cause...

They really are stupid. Really.

Flat Earth Q&A / Call me a heretic....
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:53:30 AM »
I have indeed read said 'FAQs' upon reading the 'Please read these FAQs' thread title (ingeniously titled, mind you).

I understand now - like a reverse HKS conical filter, tap fixtures have been engineered pre-installation to create the desired direction of swirl...

Flat Earth Q&A / What is the conspiracy?
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:47:28 AM »
<For the record? SMS speak makes baby Jesus want to do crack. Type an extra letter and spare me...>

The Flat Earth is a conspiratorial mystery shrouded in a NASA promoted enigma wrapped in a government sponsored riddle coated in a publically naive chocolate coating.

Even Neo woke up eventually.

Stop buying the Round rhetoric forcibly imbued into your fragile, easily persuaded 'minds' and in the words of RATM - Wake Up.

Flat Earth Q&A / Q to round-earthers
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:39:14 AM »
No, that's an ECU re-mapping a fuel system, running rich, resulting in incomplete combustion in a cylinder chamber.

Hence the smoke stains on your rear bar.

Flat Earth Q&A / Simple question
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:37:48 AM »
The flat Earth got tipped on an angle by one of the supporting Elephants.

No mammal is perfect.

You try supporting an entire planet on your back for eternity and not flinching...

Flat Earth Q&A / secret police...
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:34:37 AM »
The Penguins are genetically engineered surveilance tools. Robots specifically designed to replicate a supposed Artic feathered flightless bird. They operate in a similar autonomous swarm fashion to prototype Unmanned Air Vehicles (UAVs) such as the Shadowhawk (look it up).

Actual human guards are only deployed on a criticality adjusted basis - ie. if the Penguins indicate a higher than average threat level (proportional to intruder / ice wall proximity) said sentinels are deployed with orders to exterminate with extreme predjudice.

Flat Earth Q&A / Q to round-earthers
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:28:41 AM »
Ronny owns a flame poppin D-spec S-15 with a carbon fibre bonnet?

Maybe I've got this all wrong?

Flat Earth Q&A / Call me a heretic....
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:27:07 AM »
You missed an 'a', but grammatical grievances aside, I say unto you...

I'm sorry Charlie Murphy - i was having too much fun. It was an accident.

Flat Earth Q&A / Just give up
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:25:50 AM »
It has to do with Universal Studios and the shadows cast across a faked lunar landing.

Granted, the theory is complex, but like Helmhotz's theory, a degree of lateral thinking is required...

Think of it like imaginary numbers in space suits.

Flat Earth Q&A / Call me a heretic....
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:20:01 AM »
Enlighten my Roundish naive eyes, for they apparently lack the Flatness of faith....

Q~ How do FErs explain the solar cycle of a single day? ie. Given the assumed truth of a single sun, how does our solar provider rise in the East and set in the West on a 24 hour basis? Does it speed up when it's underneath the elephants and the turtle and we're not looking only to ~BAM~ pop back up again on the other side of this A1 replicant planetoid we call home?

Q~ Airline routes. Why is it faster to travel against the assumed rotation of a supposed round Earth than it is to traverse the apparently spirit-level-friendly third rock from the sun chasing said rotation?

Q~ Toilet bowl flushes swirling in opposite directions?

Q~ Where is the exact center of the circumferentially challenged planet located?

Q~ Difraction of light circa sunsets due to atmospheric conditions otherwise attributed to a roundish Earth?

Dissolve the misconception of circular lies and fill me with the ultimate truth of a linear faith, I beseach you...

Kindest regards,

~Locomus Maximus, Betrayer of All.

Flat Earth Q&A / Simple question
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:06:55 AM »
In my fervant study, I've discovered the possibility of 4 elephants and a single turtle supporting the ultimate final layer...

...long live the Pentumverat.

Flat Earth Q&A / Q to round-earthers
« on: June 07, 2006, 06:03:58 AM »
Happy meals are sub-conscious RE weapons of mass seduction.

Don't you see? Burgers are ROUND! You don't think Ronald and his crew of flunkies know what the deal is? They're part of the conspiracy man - wake up.

Don't succumb to the McHype.

Eat plain bread - its flat and contains less sugar.

Flat Earth Q&A / Just give up
« on: June 07, 2006, 04:28:54 AM »
I confess to being a disbeliever...a heretic if you will.

Thank you Flat Earth Society.

Thank you.

Finally, my round eyes are open to the flat out truth.

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