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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 12, 2019, 12:41:52 PM »
As Junker says.

So, Bom voted 1st for Gayer, followed by NSS & Stash and at the last minute by Junker, it is less likely to be the first 3, conceivably Junker could have voted to kill his initiate he's clever, but he always votes late, SCG has I believe been cleared, I look the most guilty but I know it's not me, so that leaves Crouton!

You should trial one of us, me would be best as then if Junker or one of the others is being tricksy, I'm in the clear.

[I vote to trial Jura] 

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The Lounge / Re: The Cooking Thread
« on: August 12, 2019, 05:59:29 AM »

Did you include a teaspoon of English mustard?

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 12, 2019, 02:25:50 AM »
And therefore, through a convoluted reasoning process that is as sagacious as it is believable, [vote to lynch Stash].

Gayer 3
NSS 1
Stash 1

Edit to add vote count.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 12, 2019, 02:22:54 AM »
And I, (in that position), would have turned one who had been proven as a human.


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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 12, 2019, 02:17:25 AM »
So either two of us are hypnotized, or one of us is hypnotized and one of us is turning into a baby vampire.

My guess is that two are hypnotized. It seems more beneficial to the V to not create another baby v but to hypno instead b/c of the voting cancel power.


My reading of it suggests that although mesmerising, nullifies the vote of the victim, having another vamp gives that vote to team evil, so it makes more sense to have another vampire, at least near the end game.   

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 12, 2019, 01:45:41 AM »

Jura had gone to search the inn, crawling in the dark and dust of the lowest cellar she had found a bottle covered in dust, a flattish bottle that when cleaned had revealed itself as a Claxton 14-year-old Macduff.
Jura woke with a headache, in the dark with an empty bottle of Macduff and a missing weekend. She managed to light the torch and continued the search, sod it, no more Macduff, perhaps for the best, she’d better clean herself up and see what had been happening.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 09:00:14 AM »

Spit it out sunshine or you are going nowhere

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 08:34:26 AM »

Jura rests the tip of puppy slayer against the chest of Liam, being careful not to damage what was obviously causing a flushing of SCG’s face.

“I don’t have time to explain just how serious I am about this Liam, but I expect you to explain what you’re doing, with whom, and why or I shall be carving runes myself, I don’t want to, not for your sake, you don’t matter, but SCG here, I think has a proposition for you and it probably won’t hold if you are bleeding all over the place. So.”

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The Lounge / Re: A Game of Vampire - Spectator Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 08:24:42 AM »

I notice that you don't say you wouldn't eat a female human, is this why you covet her, is this the true sin in your gluttony?

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 08:09:32 AM »

SCG, do you want me to come down and play bad-cop, or have you got it covered?

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 04:45:27 AM »

Are there any pure red heifers?

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The Lounge / Re: A Game of Vampire - Spectator Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 04:25:02 AM »

Either way People, what you do find when you scrape at the thin veneer of our pacifist martyr, is a festering cauldron of degradation and sin, Ass pun aside, it is obvious that farm animals are not safe either under the gluttony flag or that of lust, details of his postings have been forwarded to PETA.   

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 04:16:17 AM »

Ahh shit! Missed that, but she did pretty much get you killed with her tardiness, and Bom is making threats based on that and we can't afford to lose another poster, so if she's fine we lynch Gayer or Junker and only lose one post per three pages. 

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 03:54:36 AM »

And don't say it would be nice to know what I'm looking for, as I am looking for stuff, false walls, trapdoors, hidden compartments, pictures on walls that show things, walking sticks that become swords, books that reveal secrets and porridge, neither too hot nor too cold.

I will be here searching for a while so don't expect to hear from me for a few days.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 03:48:23 AM »

I head up to the farm, no ones looked round the farm right? I do, thoroughly.

[I vote to test SCG], to stop Bom lynching her in the day.

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The Lounge / Re: Question Of The Week
« on: August 09, 2019, 02:09:51 AM »

One more thing, and I am not hating here I’ve met several really nice Americans, but.

There seems to be a species of American female that have a voice range that starts at a strident Minnie mouse and rises to a mosquito on amphetamines, somehow achieved by channelling it through their noses.

I cannot see what this achieves other than maybe being an adaptation to being heard in a crowded room, and/or generating migraines in people within a 5-foot radius, but it isn’t nice, unfortunately this seems to have spread to Essex via reality TV.

If you have a girl child play Scarlett Johansson films or take them to a French or Swedish city.


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The Lounge / Re: Question Of The Week
« on: August 09, 2019, 01:01:20 AM »

Travelling around Europe there is a tendency to see older Americans (and Japanese) tourists in groups of 20 all walking around with name tags, chaperoned by a loud guide, who rock up at a landmark, listen to a speech, take a load of photos and trudge off like a horde of giant disgruntled children. There is a sense that they need to keep together and they are just observers not participators, oh, and breakfast buffets are not a contest.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 02:59:39 PM »

I elect to search the devout nuns special place, SCG, carry on stalking.

Ghost boy, we'll burn it all when the vamp is dead, you tell us who to test.

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The Lounge / Re: A Game of Vampire - Spectator Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 02:53:21 PM »

I bet you covet your neighbours donkey, you old dog.

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The Lounge / Re: A Game of Vampire - Spectator Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 01:48:32 PM »

Okay Mags, I'm pretty sure Schadenfreude, is a sin.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 01:45:10 PM »

Okay, business as usual, I check the as yet unburned library for under church cult books.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 08:05:56 AM »

Problem is with that, is we don't know what the Vamp has done in the night.

Jura took stock, as of this moment she had found a hellhound and killed it, found an unopenable vampire coffin, and a door of comparable obstinacy that hinted at a cult of three, one of whom SCG was chatting up, a shady chap, who had given one of a trio of ceremonial daggers to NSS for no good reason. She also had some knitting needles etched with the word snark, fuck it, she sat down with some of Boydsta’s hay and decided to make a hat.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 07:15:26 AM »
That's Boyd -1
          Junk - 1

They both die as it stands.

One has hardly said a thing, the other has just (edit; Attempted to) torch(ed) the library.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 07:08:02 AM »

Boydsta! If you don't want to seem like the bad guy, then perhaps not making a bomb and torching our library and potential clues, would be the way to go, just saying.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 06:57:33 AM »

Quote
Perhaps if you had some solid idea of where to search, something might make itself known.


Now there’s a question. I think I’ll toddle off up to the farm and find some haystacks.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 06:10:58 AM »

I go to find Lisa Acton’s old house, to ask if they have any old keys, crucifixes or sharpened sticks they would donate to a new charity I'm setting up called "save the humans from the Vampire menace" I also take in the apothecaries where she probably worked.

I beg of you, don't murder me :'( I am not the bad guy

Stop with the begging man, if you are human you can be our ghost leader.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 04:28:57 AM »

I go to find Lionel Kingston's old house, to ask if they have any old keys, crucifixes or sharpened sticks they would donate to a new charity I'm setting up called "save the humans from the Vampire menace" 

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Flat Earth General / Re: Phewtetic Added: "Universal De-Acceleration"
« on: August 08, 2019, 03:58:39 AM »

So anyway, god goes into a Greek restaurant ........

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The Lounge / Re: A Game of Vampire - Spectator Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 12:32:40 AM »

They'll saint anybody, look at Constantine the great and Mother Theresa.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 12:16:46 AM »

I go to the computer shop again to check if there was anything else on the memory stick and search for hidden passages.

Oh and I think it is Boydsta.

[I vote to stake Boydsta]

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