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Messages - Jura-Glenlivet II

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Flat Earth General / Re: Where is the center of the planet?
« on: August 21, 2019, 12:57:51 PM »

So now Stash and I have proven (by the time honoured method of a video) that the centre is Stonehenge, and Spacey has proven (by being Mom) that there is no edge we seem to have a paradox, but have we? If we invoke non-euclidean coordinates and the Sagnac effect, I think you will find we do not.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Why do you support donald trump
« on: August 21, 2019, 09:06:44 AM »

I don’t know, I mean I know the world is going to hell and all, but he randomly announces he wants a country to sell a huge chunk of over-sea territory, to him, and when they go, “Err, no you mental case”, he acts like a giant toddler, maybe living there you figure you all will be okay when we are all wasteland, because we thwarted his wish to be the travelling king of Europe on a mechanical bear, but that’s not how it works.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Where is the center of the planet?
« on: August 21, 2019, 08:52:45 AM »

Stonehenge.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Why do you support donald trump
« on: August 21, 2019, 03:57:21 AM »
No Sir, it isn’t green as in a golfing green, it’s not all that green sir, in fact it’s quite cold sir, which is why the Nordic murderer who founded the colony probably named it Greenland to trick people into thinking it was actually green, sir.

No not to play golf sir, more to be his vassals,

Vassals sir, like slaves.

No sir, I don’t think it still allows slaves sir.

I don’t know for sure sir, but I would say there aren’t many golf courses sir, considering the climate.

No sir, I don’t think snow ploughs would clear it in a few days’ sir, there’s some pretty thick ice sir.

Yes sir, it is the biggest island in the world.

Yes sir, it is bigger than Branson’s, but not as warm sir.

Yes sir, but I don’t think Skull and Piggy island are real islands sir.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Why do you support donald trump
« on: August 21, 2019, 12:15:06 AM »

Trump throws toys from cot!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49416740

I want my Island!

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Flat Earth General / Re: When will RE Community Accept Defeat?
« on: August 20, 2019, 07:14:17 AM »

Well, for starters you can see an airliner at that height, especially when (and this is important), it catches the sun, and that is the important thing about looking for the ISS, you need the sun over the horizon, it, against the dark back ground of the night sky, then the sun (which in your fantasy is hidden behind the atmolayer) illuminates it, and indeed a host of other satellites, and at the right time of year, noctilucent clouds too.

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Suggestions & Concerns / Re: Dear Judge,
« on: August 20, 2019, 01:19:33 AM »

Perhaps it was just considered bad trolling and moved accordingly, possibly due to the fact it was a poorly conceived explanation for an incident that had a geopolitical back story that made sense as much as politics does, and really didn’t need the flat earth ramming in like the foot of an ugly sister to Cinderella’s shoe. 

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Mountains on the Moon
« on: August 19, 2019, 08:34:00 AM »
The celestial bodies are described as projections upon the atmolayer, blah blah

Who is projecting, from where, powered by what and why would they?



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The Lounge / Re: The things wise has to eat.
« on: August 19, 2019, 08:07:55 AM »

I went to a Turkish Hairdressers the other day and they offered me a coffee, I said “yes please”, they said “would you like it Turkish or like the Costa?” When in Rome, thought I, “Turkish please” they brought a cup of coal tar filled to saturation point with sugar, I said thank you. 

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The Lounge / Re: Username acronymization
« on: August 19, 2019, 07:51:40 AM »

Still NOTHING!

The Lawn Identity.

The Lawn Ultimatum

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The Lounge / Re: Username acronymization
« on: August 19, 2019, 07:48:36 AM »

I can't find IT, am I banned?

Lampreys on tour.

The Lawn Conspiracy

Bubble'n'Squeak

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The Lounge / Re: Username acronymization
« on: August 19, 2019, 07:44:52 AM »
Where? WHERE IS IT?

Camel Toe.

The Lasagna Effect 

(from the fact that every-time you try to put Sagnac, auto-correct changes it)

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The Lounge / Re: Username acronymization
« on: August 19, 2019, 06:13:52 AM »
I've voted for remain the same, but if you're insistent:

"2nd Prize a Horsefly"

or

Itch King.

All in respect to the fact I got bitten at the weekend and it's swollen so much I fear I may lose my arm.

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The Lounge / Re: Username acronymization
« on: August 19, 2019, 12:54:05 AM »

I think it should stay as it is, the ambiguity of the acronym would not make you mysterious, just anonymous, personally I think it is one of the best names here.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XVII: Werepenguinwolf - The Sign-up Thread
« on: August 19, 2019, 12:24:41 AM »

Back on the 4th Sept

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XVII: Werepenguinwolf - The Sign-up Thread
« on: August 18, 2019, 02:00:55 PM »

Ahh! I go to Italy on the 29th

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« on: August 16, 2019, 01:30:16 AM »

Can’t believe there isn’t a Royal Family (UK) option, the Duke of York (Air miles Andy) not only is a slimy cretin who was a friend and alleged “client” but has some very unsavoury acquaintances, including Kazak oil barons, Tunisian money launderers and Libyan gun runners.

And as everybody knows the royals are lizard/illuminate/New world order murderers of Princess Di’ they are a shoe in for a cover up assassination.

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The Lounge / Re: The Earth is (approximately) a sphere
« on: August 16, 2019, 12:40:51 AM »

Mags! Mags?

That article,
Quote
Then, for 30 million years, it was the time of the giant penguins

If plesiosaurus is still alive and well in Loch Ness, don’t you think with that camouflage there’s some still out there on the vast plains of ice? And like British nationalists, living in hateful nostalgia of the time the world was theirs.

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The Lounge / Re: A Friendly Chat
« on: August 16, 2019, 12:24:06 AM »

Nobody here called Slime, there's a Slemon, she wears her headphones backwards, steer clear.

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I will not believe that rockets have babies.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Another mass shooting...
« on: August 15, 2019, 01:23:52 AM »
It is insane the amount of control that the NRA has.
 
After a CDC-funded study in the New England Journal of Medicine was published (1993), that found that firearms kept at home increased the risk of homicide by someone in the household, rather than offering protection, they (NRA) hijacked the system via Jay Dickey to prevent the CDC from doing any research on gun violence, at all.

So, to find out where the problems are and offer solutions is pretty much impossible as the gun sellers have stymied any inquiry by labelling it “anti-gun propaganda” and throwing millions of dollars in lobbying and political contributions (bribes) to keep it suppressed, while 90 odd Americans are killed by guns every day. 

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199310073291506

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You unblocked your sink?

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The Lounge / Re: A Friendly Chat
« on: August 15, 2019, 12:12:07 AM »

SLEMON THIEF!

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 15, 2019, 12:09:45 AM »
JURA KILLED HIM, YOU MONSTER.

He wasn't good for you, you'll see that eventually.

Slemon!   THIEF!

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Another mass shooting...
« on: August 14, 2019, 12:50:22 PM »

I want to know where they concealed it, actually I don't.

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 14, 2019, 12:40:56 PM »

Enjoyed that, although my hopes that I had found a faithful companion to help in the fight was (literally) dashed early on, did I burn the stake in the coffin?

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 14, 2019, 09:11:28 AM »

Get in!

Now  perhaps you can explain all that nonsense with SCG's imaginary boyfriend!

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The Lounge / Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« on: August 14, 2019, 08:39:08 AM »

Quote from: some evil dead bloodsucker
As you burn me alive ask yourself, who is the true monster?

Burn him! Us!

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The Lounge / Re: The Earth is (approximately) a sphere
« on: August 14, 2019, 03:22:02 AM »

Here you go! Now Mags, you tell me that, that 12.5 stone albino motherfucker isn’t about to peck the nice ladies face right off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-49340715


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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Another mass shooting...
« on: August 14, 2019, 01:28:46 AM »
Quote from: Some reactionary
So does this mean Australia needs to ban assault knives next? France still hasn't banned cars.

This is the worst type of deflection and frankly so badly argued you’d think he was trolling if you hadn’t read some of the other stuff he puts. Let’s walk you through it.

There are countless objects in and around your house that a maniac could kill someone with (think cluedo), candlesticks don’t kill people, colonel Mustard kills people, however what the colonel couldn’t do is take out lots of people with his candlestick from a hotel window, or indeed prevent the heroes armed with chairs and crates from overpowering him by mowing them down at a distance, knives and candlesticks are not designed for that, guns, especially semiautomatics, are, and serve no other purpose having been designed to kill, not hold candles or carve meat.

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