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Messages - Jura-Glenlivet II

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: April 09, 2020, 01:02:48 AM »

Hi Psycho.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« on: April 08, 2020, 03:02:24 AM »

It was beautiful, I am reborn.

Your avatar looks as though you had one side of your face exposed to moonlight....
Yours looks like you live in a jar.

My unique look (thanks for the shaming) is down to the internal struggle between good and evil and a bad case of sunburn, not the wonderful moon.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« on: April 08, 2020, 02:34:36 AM »

It was beautiful, I am reborn.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« on: April 06, 2020, 01:28:34 PM »
Sister Moon.




I'll be there, Hecate has my heart.

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun
My hunger for her explains everything i've done
To howl at the moon the whole night through
And they really don't care if i do
I'd go out of my mind, but for you

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: April 04, 2020, 02:57:35 PM »

Hi everybody,

Checking in.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Now Playing
« on: April 03, 2020, 07:04:25 AM »


On a lighter note, a local steel band doing "Wishing on a star", doing social distancing then edited together.


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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 02, 2020, 02:03:55 PM »

I'll sign up for this madness, how could I not?

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 27, 2020, 02:34:07 PM »

From the other side.

Covid 19 Isolation day 4:

What you notice; Well, after having the wettest winter on record, this week has been glorious, blue skies all week.
Where I live is on the great circle route from Heathrow, Gatwick and other London centric airport to the US, we are also on the incoming flight path for East Midlands and flights to and from Scandinavia to Birmingham, so we get a fair amount of contrails. Not this week, two planes all week so crystal clear cerulean skies, as if nature was saying, “See what it could be like, do I have to make you stop?”.

I got to go out today, the dogs were out of food so I'm allowed to get some in, a trip to the animal feed centre to get three weeks worth of meat, ironic as I don't eat it. Got 20Kg of bird seed, but the little fuckers won't practice social distancing so I have to keep running out and scattering them.

Of course it's no holiday, work may have dried up but all the jobs I ever put off can be done now, so I've been rubbing down the wood tops in the kitchen and oiling them, typing is now agony, the tips of my fingers are raw.

The only other time we're allowed freedom is to walk the dogs, I never realised there were so many,  I swear people are hiring them out to those who don't have them, so I go out at twilight, watched the space station go over the other night and for those who watch the skies, then it's a new moon rising towards Venus, in a clear sky.




Shit phone pic.
 

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 26, 2020, 12:43:35 PM »
My dad has been taken to the hospital :(

Best wishes.

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I don't know, Wise goes into overdrive to spin Boydsta's site as a ruination of the game, and then sabotages his own!
We've just finished a 13 page game there, where the humans won (much to my disgust), no tantrums, no accusations, all amongst the current crisis.

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 25, 2020, 12:49:53 PM »


That is beyond kind Crout's, I'm welling up here.

It maybe not enough though, she has many aptitudes but cutting hair isn't one, she volunteered to do mine once, got a fit of the giggles and I ended up looking like I'd dunked my head in a bath full of pirahnas.

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 25, 2020, 08:14:43 AM »

Okay, I don't want to cause a panic here but civilisation has got about two weeks before it implodes, I just found my significant other looking stunned in the conservatory, she'd just got confirmation that her hairdresser had closed for the duration (all non essential shops closed), she spends almost as much money per month on highlights, lowlights and whatever else they do in there as we do on food, it's more like voodoo than hairstyling. I haven't seen a discernable change in her hair in two years, I mean she looks great but all the time, I have to leave myself coded hints to say how great she looks on hair day otherwise I get the silent treatment.
Me, I leave it until someone (usually her) refuses to be seen in public with me, and I go see the Irishman, people then take an hour or two to recognise me.
Without her fix, and she is not alone in this obsession, I have took to bombarding the women at work with twice weekly exclamations of “ Your hair looks nice” just to safeguard myself from ostracisation, I feel it will all start to unravel.   

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Now Playing
« on: March 24, 2020, 02:51:50 PM »

SPK - In Flagrante Delicto │ Invocation 12",



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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 24, 2020, 01:42:17 AM »

Going to be working from home for the foreseeable, consequently I may actually be on here less as spring has sprung and I'll probably be in the garden shouting at squirrels.

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Concisely, Crouts what is RCP? I went there but it seems to be an alternative reality project.

We've just had Boris on the TV, no gatherings of more than two, everything closed apart from food shops.

RealClearPolitics.  It's a website that tracks polling, elections etc.  It's just struck me as odd to have something like tracking an epidemic there.  It would be like ESPN covering it.

I think he was referring to the fact that RCP exists in an alternative reality,  just after you pass Trump Trailer Park and before you get to the Infowars amusement arcade.

This!

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 23, 2020, 02:01:20 PM »

Stay safe Mousey.

My partners an infection control nurse, so we'll probably die.

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Concisely, Crouts what is RCP? I went there but it seems to be an alternative reality project.

We've just had Boris on the TV, no gatherings of more than two, everything closed apart from food shops.

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One species together under the pig.

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 23, 2020, 04:40:28 AM »
So Fuck off then.


(could some mischievous person who is on shitferbrainses current good list, quote this please?)

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: March 23, 2020, 04:02:49 AM »

It was  mothers day here Sunday, we went round my mothers house, knocked on the door, when she opened it we threw the flowers in her face and ran off shouting "Love you".

Then spent the rest of the day in our garden listening to people with motor mowers adding themselves to my list of retribution.

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Spacey should be allowed to run them over with one of those beach tractor cleaner thingies.



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Living like a muslim as a cure of coronavirus?

Probably not!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51956510

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Should we kill all cats?
« on: March 19, 2020, 03:51:29 AM »

I’ve always thought that rabbits made dreadful pets, being dumb like most prey species, they don’t play or do anything of much interest.

My sister had one when we were young, it was rubbish, all it did all day was try to shag the Guinea Pigs, so much so we had to build them a separate area it couldn’t get in to, if you let it in the house it shat every where and tried to eat the wall paper, I inadvertently killed it by collecting Dandelion leaves from the verge, it ate them and was as stiff as a board within the hour, the next day all the weeds on the verge were shrivelled and dead, the council had weedkillered  it, it was one of the many things my sisters never forgave me for.

However with the current situation and their predilection for uncontrolled breeding they may be a fall back option for feeding the dogs. 

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And Iran?

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For gods sake won't somebody think of the penguins!

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Well I'll just stand back and watch you burn to death.

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I challenge Jura Corona to a fistfight!

My fists are coated with virus!

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While the almost civilised world, hoard and scowl at anyone who sneezes, the US does its usual response to stuff;


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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Should we kill all cats?
« on: March 16, 2020, 05:34:47 AM »
If you are going for the animal that has the biggest negative impact on the biosphere, start with yourself and your family, as humans are the biggest problem, and if you can't do that, then try killing one of my dogs.


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I have lots of tea-leaves (for tea), gin, tonic (for fevers), whisky (headaches, emergency wound cleaning, Molotov cocktails and hand washing) and beers (stress relief), I think I have it covered.

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