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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 05, 2018, 03:05:33 PM »

Come on then cool kids.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 05, 2018, 02:26:19 PM »

Make that two glasses Jane.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 05, 2018, 02:07:50 PM »

The last lynching? In Jura's core he felt so, perhaps Bully's spirit was with them, it was done and Jura had a date with a 14yr old ….............................Caribbean cask Balvenie, kicking the juke-box he took three glasses and the bottle, waved them at Jr and Jane and headed out to toast the grave of Bullwinkle.

And Paolo sang on.


Oh, from which we’ll rise over love
And over hate
Through this iron sky
That’s fast becoming our minds
Over fear and into freedom
Freedom!
Freedom!
Rain on me!
Rain on me!

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 05, 2018, 01:30:56 PM »

Pez you dare to party whilst the body of our psychic is still warm?
Only a creature that has swam the southern oceans could have blood so cold, let shitfer have his hollow claim for prescience.

[I Jura vote to lynch PEZ]

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 04, 2018, 08:54:37 AM »

A victory, and in that triumph a promise of a positive outcome to this sorry business, but too many had paid the higher price and one more innocent would surely fall before first light.

The hanging of Deadsirius was harder on the soul than he could have imagined, there was the feeling that the man was not the beast, in the sense that his humanity while in control was as appalled of his monsters actions as any here and Jura had liked the man.

To have an enemy one respected was as odd as having an ally that nettled, Shifters ghost blithely forgetting his recommendation to kill the guiltless Roundy was trumpeting for the death of Pez' (where was an exorcist when you needed one), well there were other people to consider and all concerned were adamant that the next lynching would be the last. Either way the reprehensible creature would claim credit.

One further day and then hopefully the survivors could return to civilisation, to sunlight, to salads.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 03, 2018, 01:08:27 PM »

I shall accompany you DS, when the time comes, the were gene has you but once you were human, once you were like me, and that Deadsirius I shall mourn.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 03, 2018, 08:13:32 AM »

Oh, how he seeks to return this to the mundane with his talk of driving, whilst all the time his breath smells of Mom!

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 03, 2018, 07:46:50 AM »

You may wriggle like a fish on a line DS, (a fish that being a penguin you would steal, thus depriving a fisherman of his catch, and therefore, both him and his family of food and/or income), but the Moose will do his duty to humankind, for his spirit is noble, and then others will turn to him and see him for the hero and never again think to string him from a tree, this I prophecies (is that a word?).

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 03, 2018, 06:08:17 AM »

Look, I understand it's pretty much a crap shoot at this point,

Ah but it was so!

This is endgame and you sir, by your own dead eyes do betray thy self, you will cluck no longer than this very day, If the servants of humanity do not at this time rally to the cause all would be lost, but I have faith and you will die by that faith, I name thee PENGUIN.

Sorry swallowed a book of cod English.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 03, 2018, 03:39:46 AM »

It is done, I have looked, and I have seen.

It is not an easy vision to describe, to see beyond the soul, to touch even momentarily the malevolence that resides in the cold wastes, out there where no light penetrates , to regard the silent sentinels in their cold hell of winter everlasting, to contemplate even fleetingly  the world as seen through those cruel blank flinty eyes, eyes that look at warmth and life and plot its extinction and have done so for eternities .

So, I won’t bother.

Follow me for humanity, for Mom. [I vote to lynch Deadsirius]

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 03, 2018, 12:47:58 AM »

All the evidence from Johns pitiful shack points to the end of a fair maiden, amongst the grief there is relief too, Jura had her high on his list of recipients for the sharpened stick, today we must avenge her as we know she would have us, and get a new cook, definitely a new cook, one that perhaps as cookbook of more than one page, and if anybody so much as mentions a marshmallow, they join the pyre.

Today feathers will fly, today reason will not be my guide, today I will look into the eyes of all and I will see past the shame and fear, it is evil I seek and there will be a reckoning, today, you will have cause to regret not taking Jura in the night.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 02, 2018, 01:28:11 PM »

The fear is gone, self doubt has evaporated, I look around at the group doing what I too have done, the speculating , worrying if decisions made in haste will hurry my own demise, well no more, Jura is angry, Jura is sharpening a stick, if you find my body in the morning it will have feathers in its mouth, look to your neighbours, one will bear the scars of Jura's wrath, I will leave you a clue make the most of what I give you, but do not try to toast s'mores on me unless they are doused in whiskey, avenge me brothers and sisters, this is not lost.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 02, 2018, 08:21:00 AM »

I'm tending towards the quiet ones now, the poisoner, but especially Deadsirius has cruised through with his silver tongue, and I still haven't got a postcard from Pez.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 02, 2018, 07:01:29 AM »

The banshee screeching of Shifter had sunk to acceptable levels of grumbling about Pez, as expected. The survivors all looked pensively at the growing collection of ghosts (Metabolically challenged Crouton), gathered together casting resentful looks at the living. A spectral testament to the dire skills of deduction possessed by the remaining humans and the cunningness or blind luck of the were’s, everyone was putting on weight and losing teeth, due to the diet.

Jura felt some comfort in the thought his corpse would probably induce diabetes in any penguin that killed him, but it was thin nourishment.

Someone else would die soon by penguin, the remaining must face the dawn knowing this day could be their last and the were-penguins would march on. Jura had committed his recollections to a journal in the hope that a sharper mind than his could fathom the psychology of these creatures and turn the tide in humanities favour, should all here perish.

The thing was he had grudging fondness for most of the group, both phantom and alive, tempered by the realisation that in the next day or so, one or more of them would undoubtedly betray that affection and execute him. Hey-ho who wants to live forever.   

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 2 Spectators' Thread

« on: August 02, 2018, 04:54:38 AM »

How about a poisoned chalice, a player who on being killed infects the killer penguin with a disease that will kill in two days. 

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 02, 2018, 04:34:31 AM »

Ffs please don't let Werepenguin Jane win again. That would be so stupid.

And my hunch is that Jura is her partner.

Don’t let your personal animosity cloud your life Roundy, you will end up like Shifter.
And look up the difference between hunch and guess, as I’m pretty sure the definition of the former usually mentions gut instinct and currently you no longer possess any, they too having joined SCG’s flaming pit to support the ever-shrinking population in their addiction to sugary snacks.

As for me being a penguin, well that shit just underlines your inability to discern between the above, and don’t take that as an insult, as none of us here is on the short list to play Sherlock Holmes.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 01, 2018, 04:03:32 PM »

Well, at least we can telll Shifter to shut the fuck up.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 01, 2018, 02:38:21 PM »

Jura threw a dirt encrusted s'more at Roundy, Roundy looked shocked.
“What the fuck?”
“Sorry man, but if it gets dark and you aren't dead we've got to put up with Shifters wailing all night”
[Jura votes for lynching Roundy]

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 01, 2018, 02:16:20 PM »

Jura watched the others through the flames, the others watched each other, and Jura, through the flames, Roundy was clenching his fists as he sneaked a look at Jane, Jane was casting glances at Bully, Bully was trying without success to spot one eye with the other, inadvertently making himself look shifty, Pez was trying to concentrate on a travel brochure while taking concealed peeks at SCG, she smiled and offered him a s'more, where the fuck did this girl find her ingredients and why was none of it edible, Deadsirius was, jroa was too but in a more jroa kind of way, Jura watched the others through the flames.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 01, 2018, 01:10:05 PM »

Boydster! You old potty mouth.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 01, 2018, 12:44:43 PM »

So Jane, that could apply to DS, Jroa (sometimes) and Pez the holiday planner, you and SCG sound pretty much the same as last time and you were both evil incarnate, and there is no statistical reason that you both didn't land the same cards, some where there is also a psychic I do not want their blood on my hands. I may save my vote and try to tie it if it's close, although then I won't be any the wiser tomorrow.
But I don't think you are that! Roundy have a s'more.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 01, 2018, 12:35:45 PM »

Oh! And JR, could be, doesn't understand me, is he my wife?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: August 01, 2018, 12:29:08 PM »

Jura walked back in from the dark, those S'mores did not agree with his digestive system, if I were you I'd give it an hour before you venture near the reed beds.
To the game;
Jura doesn't have a fucking clue,
Jane & Roundy, is it a clever game? Or a protracted mating ritual?
Pez, could be, either way I want that postcard.
DS, again could be seems to be picking on the quiet ones, good idea or penguin logic.
Bully, could be (see, no idea), he's quiet but he is always a one liner poster.
Jura, could be, probably too good looking to be able to change into a were'.
SCG, could be, tried to poison me, but why bother when she can peck in the night.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: July 31, 2018, 02:03:46 PM »

Well probably, on the basis of self preservation, as you were up.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: July 31, 2018, 01:51:11 PM »

Just a request to all the non penguins for the next round, don't go all off piste with your posts, everyone is looking for hints, until you did that DD you were not on my list, and I wasted a vote.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: July 31, 2018, 01:29:45 PM »

Well yeah, amongst other things.

“I have a method to my madness, if you'll just give me a chance to see how it plays out. I can say with certainty that you will not be happy if I die unless you're a penguin.

I'll admit, I went off the reservation when I voted for Pez as I was swayed by Lord Cruton's meta talk and wanting lively discussion. If I were able, I'd cast my vote for Jura instead. I've got no readings on deadsirius, so I have nothing to offer to that suspicion.”

Not a lot in retrospect but what else was there to go on.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: July 31, 2018, 01:04:58 PM »

Yeah, sorry about the death thing Ducky but you started saying some crazy shit and I got it wrong, I will wear one on my head.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: July 31, 2018, 12:40:37 PM »

I had to look up these s'mores, and frankly they sound pretty awful, but as I have forsworn the Malt for the duration of the night, I will attempt one if I may?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: July 31, 2018, 08:52:04 AM »

WHY AM I ON THE SAME SIDE AS SHIFTER
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WEREPENGUINS?!

By the way, I've kinda missed you and Shifter fighting about something in PS&R...

They’re now fighting over whose body roasts the best marshmallows.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

« on: July 31, 2018, 06:09:53 AM »

And for a third/fourth place suspect, Jura and Crouton started the Duckie train rolling.

Guilty as charged for DD, partly as he suddenly seemed panicky and weird, but also, he started saying it was me and that shit stops right here.
Crouton though, he’s an enigma.
As for the Jane-Roundy carousel, it did enter my mind that the two of them are just doing fine dancing round each other, but honestly, I could make an argument for any of you as you could me and my last hunch got someone killed.
I will point out (again) that if we had gone with the meat-shield for the chosen one option, that I still champion, Ducky would still be amongst us.