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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 20, 2018, 08:27:24 AM »

Proposal for low number count.

Flat Earth Draft;
This is war people, in desperate times desperate measures are enacted, no longer can the many rely on the few to keep them safe at night, from this point forward GMís are given the absolute right to draft members, said members will be informed by PM that they are conscripted and be expected to learn the rules. uniforms and any sundries deemed necessary are to be provided by the drafted, any non-compliant member who fails to report for duty is renamed Asshat for the duration of the game.   

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 20, 2018, 07:22:46 AM »
I would just like to say that a) Jura is the best,

Ahh, warm feelings.

A few suggestions, recruit a few more players, not so easy but I think necessary, threaten to bam people that come here regularly and wonít play, Jimmy the Crab, lamaface, Rabí that guy called John that sometimes comes here, where are you? Make Orospu play, so I can kill him.

Trash talk is fine, even necessary but I think the games master should punish genuine insults (see Bully), the whore & turd calling destroyed that game, are we adults? If you prick us, do we not bleed?

Get involved more, I have problems Friday to Saturday, so I try to make up for it other times, I know I got on Gaydafiís case a bit (kill her), but without comments, interaction, input in general, all we have is a list of names and voting.

Better caterers, all my characters (those few that return) are malnourished and spotty.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 19, 2018, 02:41:24 PM »

You missed all the fun

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The Lounge / Re: Spanner in great danger
« on: November 19, 2018, 08:02:57 AM »



  And speaking of the muddy fields of Agincourt - what a magnificent and magnificently pointless victory that was!  Pour les Anglais!


Led (seeing as I am accused of being a pedant) by Henry V, a Lancastrian

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It wasnít until we butchered the bastard Richard at Bosworth Field that England could start the renaissance of Englishness, reclaim our breakfast from croissants (Air disguised as pastry), start washing ourselves again, although you lot still havenít got the hang of that yet, and set about the real enemy, the catholics.

This may be true.  But fuck the royals and fuck the papists.  This has been pretty much the attitude of 'ullians throughout the centuries - a healthy ambivalence to whoever is in power.

Or it's just your inability to pick a winner, whereas we kill your king and stick him under a carpark for 300 yrs, dig him back up when everybody is getting all gooey about the past, due to a fading sense of hope for the future and coerce his ghost into helping us win the premiership by threatening to send him back up north, where he was afraid his bones would have been made into soup by John Prescott.

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The Lounge / Re: Spanner in great danger
« on: November 19, 2018, 04:46:37 AM »

The Plantagenets were bloody French, who led us into the 100yrs war with more French over the right to rule France and lost!

It wasnít until we butchered the bastard Richard at Bosworth Field that England could start the renaissance of Englishness, reclaim our breakfast from croissants (Air disguised as pastry), start washing ourselves again, although you lot still havenít got the hang of that yet, and set about the real enemy, the catholics.

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The Lounge / Re: Spanner in great danger
« on: November 19, 2018, 02:55:35 AM »

We shouldnít be fighting as it looks bad in front of all these other nations, but more importantly as Yorkists, you would get your butts kicked (again).
I know it is a bone of contention that the last of the line, is in our cathedral, but you should have looked after him better, and if you want to see how the old fellow is doing, you can come down  and pay to have a look, lots of people do, and we are making a mint.

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The Lounge / Re: Spanner in great danger
« on: November 19, 2018, 12:23:33 AM »

Leicestershire dear boy! The land of the curly toed.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 18, 2018, 11:41:11 AM »

I don't know people, I leave you alone for a day and you all end up fighting!

The NASA team were about to win we had formulated the winning attack, when Pez finally finished his epic sleep he would have administered the killing blow, go NASA.

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You donít see your system as broke because you are brought up in it (boiling the frog), and you are probably a recipient of the birth rite pass of being white and not poor. But being from a slightly different culture (UK), when I last visited North Carolina I was given a run down of what not to do if stopped by an officer of the law (whilst driving), by an expatí who knew the differences and was worried I might get my self shot, by getting out of the car or moving suddenly (not things that would get you killed here), he then added that I should be alright as soon as the officer in question saw that I was white.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: November 16, 2018, 07:39:18 AM »

The bondage nuns were a hit.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 15, 2018, 01:21:37 PM »

Way to go! Now someone do an unpleasant thing to Bully, For Science, NASA and rotundity.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 15, 2018, 08:40:30 AM »

Who apparently had no idea of the blast radius of a grenade, we are so going to win this.

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The Lounge / Re: werenazi 2 : SPEKTACULAR THREAD
« on: November 15, 2018, 08:38:30 AM »

I suggest you go full on Lucille.

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The Lounge / Re: werenazi 2 : SPEKTACULAR THREAD
« on: November 15, 2018, 08:14:24 AM »
Even if people understand the game well, chance alone led to the result as there was no background information to make a guess from. Or you have opposing teams talking to each other and giving away the secrets ;)

Neither Ducky, what you have is two perceptive masters who are capable of interpreting from the smallest nuance in a conversation, vast amounts of information, I know he isnít sleeping well and why women donít trust him, god knows what he has gleaned about me, I shall know next time he posts.

You in comparison are a 5-year-old with a piŮata. 

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The Lounge / Re: werenazi 2 : SPEKTACULAR THREAD
« on: November 15, 2018, 07:45:52 AM »

Jura literally saved your life, I could have just as easily killed you. Step down off that high horse.

I am in Texas, I am allowed to have a tall horse.

Quite right Inti'.

Well Clucker, plans have been made, so remember the Alamo and all that, but talk to your team.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 15, 2018, 07:13:52 AM »

Pay attention Bully! Nothing could be simpler.

Me and the Boydster have sussed out who were the danger mongers and acted accordingly, now comes the tactics (and the luck).

Buckle up! Has the new day started yet?

NASA workers, you guardians of truth, lets get these peasants.

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The Lounge / Re: werenazi 2 : SPEKTACULAR THREAD
« on: November 15, 2018, 04:34:25 AM »

I saw that killer glint in Boydster eye and knew, it had to be this way, sagas will be written.

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The Lounge / Re: Spanner in great danger
« on: November 15, 2018, 04:31:20 AM »

This is serious, I live 126 miles from this drain and I will be sharpening my pitchfork and setting fire to the watch beacons.

Although, thinking about it, I have met a few people from Hull and the description (half man half dog) is close to spot on, and they were the girls.
In retrospect, they also turned into animals at night too, although it didnít need the full moon to trigger this, just 3 pints of snakebite.

Even so, I see no reason not to over react and use it as an excuse to burn some shit down and string some ugly Yorkshire people up, they need a good culling every now and then, and now the guiding light of truth and veracity that is the Mirror, has given us reason, I for one shall not forsake my duty, as we did to Richard III (the last Yorkshire werewolf that strayed into these parts), we will root this out.

n.b. He wasn't a werewolf as such, bit of a hunchback though, definitely not right.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 14, 2018, 02:18:14 PM »
No! You're with the good guys that do bad stuff, fighting the bad guys that do mental stuff, like wearing tin-foil hats, but saying bad guy stuff is good fun, so go for it.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 14, 2018, 01:37:28 PM »

When your mum ordered it, she knows.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 14, 2018, 01:26:35 PM »

I was wondering why your ass was hanging out, but then looking at your team, easy access makes sense.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 Game On thread!
« on: November 14, 2018, 01:22:04 PM »

Jura moves to CFC's side, "Remember me? Well do ya Punk?

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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: November 13, 2018, 02:39:17 PM »

A couple of old guys came across, with some fresh figs and a bottle of the stuff and just sat down with us, fed us with the best figs I have ever tasted and insisted we drink with them, which was really nice, except the stuff was vile.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 : .Sign Up Thread
« on: November 13, 2018, 12:06:50 PM »


As for inti making his sig smaller, I doubt that he will.  He doesn't care about others points-of-view

Just see what happens when you ask nicely, thank you Inti'

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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: November 13, 2018, 12:01:44 PM »

No, the Metaxa I was on about was some brandy type shite!

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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: November 12, 2018, 02:55:59 PM »

God knows, to be honest last time I drank it I was in Skiathos, a few years back, the Barman was plying us with it but asked us to be quiet about how much he was charging, as there was a party of Germans there and he was charging them double as they had apparently bombed the shit out of the place during the war.

We were there for two weeks and drank a lot, but the bottles were all in Greek and to be honest between that and the Retsina all I remember was it was lovely.

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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: November 12, 2018, 02:25:38 PM »

Well I agree about Ouzo, a fine drink, as for the name, I drink a lot of whiskey, some one who doesn't know the difference between okay whiskey and good, had just given me some little bottles of my namesake for a present when I was looking for a name and as Ardbeg Laphroaig didn't have quite the ring I wanted I went for this, I am now fond of the name if less so of the drinks themselves.

Not that keen on the Loch Lomond although I have only tasted their entry level one, Metaxa is still shit though.

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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: November 12, 2018, 01:06:08 PM »

Don't you start slagging off gin sir! Especially coming from a race that invented a drain cleaner called Metaxa and then sold it to the world as a drink.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 : .Sign Up Thread
« on: November 12, 2018, 01:01:29 PM »

Inti', can you shrink that flickering shit down? It's bloody annoying.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenazi 2 : .Sign Up Thread
« on: November 12, 2018, 12:58:49 PM »

Is this still a thing? Am I too late?

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