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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 12:32:23 PM »
The bit under your name that you put on or the special that only mods can do?

Either way, yes.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 12:21:46 PM »
A desperation throw.

Do you want to take the bet?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 12:19:12 PM »

Makes sense, where's Jane?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 07:41:09 AM »

Both names have to stand for at least one year.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 07:39:40 AM »
It would be ironic if wise or shifter turned out to be the penguin.  I still have my money on Jura, though.

I'll take that bet, if I'm a penguin I change my name to anything you like, I give SCG carte blanche here and now, I'm not a penguin she changes yours to Jura's Bitch.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 17, 2018, 02:16:39 PM »

Okay, so it always happens like this, and god knows she'd explained it enough times to the doctors, but no, they knew better.

First stage, you are billeted with incompetents, you be nice, listen to their theories, count to ten a lot and watch it all go to shit. I mean Pez had a sensible idea, a couple of nights of not running around randomly killing each other with the resultant blood splash and recrimination, 50% less death and maybe a lucky break and we all go home and swap Christmas cards.
Nope? A better plan Skippy? Yeah let's jump the good guy minutes before the end of play and kill him, oh look, the guy who didn't want to kill us wasn't a penguin after all, who'd of thunk?
Jura finds a weapon.

Second stage, panic sets in, (and recrimination) and people start making more bad decisions, I mean the oracle/idiot killing the first person Jane told him was a good guy, has a crazy kind of logic, but the other oracle/idiot then inviting the first person she gets a green light (DD) into a closed group containing both oracle and idiot, without consulting that group, really? And then getting pissy when in the subsequent round someone who knew what she had done (Jura) considered her (SCG) a bit suspect?
Suck it up lady, you had dumped on an innocent and had either invited the enemy into the sanctum or were that enemy.
So you make a few mistakes as well, Gayer or Deadsirius? Wrong way, hey who is perfect?.
Jura starts carving skulls into the table top.

Third stage, the people, either lead by a penguin,or by increasingly byzantine and convoluted reasoning start to second guess the good intentions of yours truly, (no honestly, they do) assigning her Machiavellian levels of duplicity, instead of looking to the silent ones that hang back.
Jura snaps, the yoga the breathing, the promises to the psychiatrists and probation services, gone.
Then the blood and black outs, the embarrassing questions like "why were the heads arranged in that particular pattern, blah blah" and the drugs and rehab' the breaking out and months of living rough eating squirrels and children. Every time the same.

Breathe in slowly, must break the circle.

The children are not safe with me, you have them.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 17, 2018, 02:00:36 PM »

On another note, I notice that DS isn't here saying thanks folks for not killing me, this is what I think, probably can't type for laughing/squawking.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 17, 2018, 01:45:02 PM »

There is a vast difference in voting differently to a friend when you believe (wrongly) that the other option is right, and putting someone second on a death list.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 17, 2018, 01:00:27 PM »
Well you voted twice to kill Pez and you were in the van for Cowgirl, so not without blame and then shamelessly turned on me to stay in with the pack and I'm hurting.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 17, 2018, 12:40:35 PM »

Update possiblities being a penguin in my mind:

deadsirius: 45%
Wise: 35%
shifter: 20%

This night Bruce has kills me then I'm pretty sure remained villagers lynches the wrong villager one more time.  :)

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 17, 2018, 07:41:41 AM »
If Gayer is not it, get Jura next.  It will be your last vote.

You're as good at guessing right, as you were as the chosen one, I would have kicked its feathered butt into the sea. What a waste.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 17, 2018, 06:48:11 AM »
I'm of the mind that DS's not voting is more the action of a villager seeing his vote wasn't necessary, a penguin I feel would have tried to blend in more, with that in mind;

[Jura votes to lynch Colonel Gaydafi].

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 17, 2018, 12:32:04 AM »

No, fuck it, bog standard grunt again, just good luck, beauty and an axe.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 17, 2018, 12:14:46 AM »

We should have thought of this earlier!

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 17, 2018, 12:06:19 AM »

Cryptic, useless, come on Bully have courage, stick your neck out.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 17, 2018, 12:02:38 AM »

I'm going to put it out there, I'm 100% villager, no feathers here.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 16, 2018, 02:39:30 PM »

I am torn between Gaydafi who I think may have voted for her fellow penguin when she saw that he was unsavable, and the wisdom of Wise, I will sleep on it.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 16, 2018, 01:06:31 PM »

Honestly Inti' I read no insult.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 16, 2018, 02:32:10 AM »
He also named you, Gayer.

Ergo I am not a penguin. If I were some kind of bird I'd be one that can fucking fly.

Your logic is impeccable, Gayer.

It always is.

By your impeccable logic I too must not be a penguin, yet you name me as one, your logic therefore is either faulty or constructed in such a manner to cover your own aquatic avian ass, throw her a fish and run, Orospu.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 15, 2018, 02:59:52 PM »

I would expect that whoever is the other penguin was seriously pissed about the way DD played that, he gave us a relatively easy penguin (at the price of SCG), I would expect they were in the vote just incase/because he did give a clue.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 15, 2018, 02:47:17 PM »
Let us not forget the two people that DD named: Jura and Gayer.  Was it a ruse, or a clue?

Well we both voted to kill the fucker maybe there are three penguins and we were sick of his shit.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 15, 2018, 01:38:02 PM »

The mood was almost upbeat, finally they had got one, the celebration was tempered by the fact it was night and the remaining penguin would strike and for Jura also as the ghost of Mom was scowling at her, but what's done is done, and in life or death Jura would prove herself human and only then would she ask for forgiveness.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 15, 2018, 08:22:22 AM »

There’s a Neolithic mound with a single standing stone on the bleak headland above the flinty beach, saturated with the scent of the sea, the cry of gulls and the weight of ages.
 
The vanished daughters of Thorfinn Skull Splitter wander here, eyes, dark depths picked clean by crabs, hair of braided kelp, voices of the lost wind and shattered dreams to chill the hearts of men.


Bit of a shithole really, let’s kill these penguins and get home. What was Samuel thinking?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 15, 2018, 04:40:26 AM »

Jura’s Journal;
List of Islanders and their potential.

Shifter, The Shifter clan has been present at previous encounters and this Shifter is not like them, gone is the paranoia and opinionated malice, to the extent I believe either his mother was playing away from home or this is a substitution, maybe a feathered one maybe a true believer.


DuckDodgers; The bell tolls for those about to die.

Wise; Once you get past his annihilation of the English language, there is much depth here, pretty sure this is a human. Would stand back to back with Wise should the penguins overrun this island.

Jura-Glenlivet II; Ditto, A veteran and survivor of the Perth war, should be being honoured not suspected, may have gender issues due to NASA experiments but not species ones, capiche?


Deadsirius: The clan was badly implicated in the Perth massacre, mixed intelligence with a low profile and was deadly there. Here? Showing intelligence and a low profile……erm.

Bullwinkle; A Moose. Clan has honourable mentions from Perth, titular leader, died in action. Every indication of being made of the same stuff.

Son of Orospu; Another veteran and survivor of Perth, didn’t change his gender, just his name even more taciturn and aloof than previous, suspected him up to the last day in Perth and was wrong, suspected him from the first day here……

Colonel Gaydafi; A collision between north African dictatorship and a dressing up box, add some peacock and you get Gayer, always takes the last watch and the longest patrols, not a team player and has one eye, no idea, either way, but has killer style.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 15, 2018, 12:30:34 AM »
I'm pretty sure it's Jura and Gayer. Gayer is a crafty person. And Jura is so hard to understand with her posts.

Condemned by a penguin! And since when have my posts been difficult to understand? They are the very zenith of lucidity and erudition. Perhaps if I squawked more you would get it.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 14, 2018, 02:06:04 PM »

Roundies bedraggled and pecked corpse had washed up on the beach,  Shit!

And all DD could think about was he'd lost a potential believer in his bloody story, Wise had stood to his full height and denounced the Duck as penguin, wise words.

For all her previous mistakes, this decision she had no qualms about.

[Jura votes to lynch Duckdodgers] 

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 14, 2018, 01:47:55 PM »
The real question is who is the other penguin.

My best guess is Jura.

Woah hold on there bald eagle, I made a mistake, well a few then, but I will concentrate now and I am truly sorry we stuffed you in that tube.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 14, 2018, 04:36:54 AM »

Jura listened to the cavorting Ducky explaining how he’d thought he was something he wasn’t, but they must believe him now, as he was something else, something that could help them!

Did it matter now? Looking at his bright bulging eyes, food encrusted clothes and greasy hair, she knew whatever he was, his actions had been detrimental to their hopes for survival.

Why would the mighty Rowbotham give such power to an imbecile, and if he hadn’t, why had the real exorcist not come forward to the host of ghosts, there was the very real prospect that if one didn’t show very soon, then this gibbering moron was it.

She desperately wanted to bury her axe in his head and she vowed that if she made the return boat, he would not, but she would not take any lead on this, her hunches lately, had been spectacularly bad, and people were not returning her calls, more importantly people were dead that shouldn’t be.

Then she remembered his words after he had tricked them into killing Mom;

“What better way to protect someone than to place them in the care of an apex predator? Mwuahahaha *gak* excuse me, that came out of nowhere.”

So she would follow the majority on this, whatever the consensus was, she would follow, if they wanted him alive, great,.... until such time as she got him alone, and then she would banjo the bastard.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 13, 2018, 02:53:17 PM »
I got an axe, or we can roast him like the s'mores as a last monument to SCG

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 13, 2018, 01:54:16 PM »

I'm guessing sorry doesn't cut it?

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