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Jura was glad that in the end she hadn't killed the parrot, but she still had her reservations about its owner, there again she didn't trust the old guy who kept offering to wash her underwear or the stoner who's dope was sapping the concentration of the group, this was going to be tough to flush the last penguin, without the exorcist, much relied on the oracle getting lucky.

Jura was looking for clues,  then she remembered the statue coming out of the mist to kick her moose in to the lake, it was all she had.
[Jura votes to lynch bullwinkle]


Let's fucking dance.


Jura's mushrooms on the food caper had had the unfortunate side effect of stopping time, now ghosts were turning up.
Hi DD how's death suiting you? Could you scare the shit out of the colonel over there, she called me a bitch, and as nobody else voted for her I can't bury my axe in her head, though I might kill the fucking parrot if it doesn't work out just who the pretty boy is in the next ten minutes.


Where the fuck is Pez?


Fuck it! Jura has to go have a drink with their partner, and will be out all day tomorrow, so on the basis that little is clear and I always distrust the silent ones and she is having trouble with baby Gayer and would make a fine ghost.
[Jura votes to lynch Colonel Gaydafi]

But my eye is on Bully.


Jura after feverishly reading the journals from Perth and Orkney had come to a decision, she stepped between the arguing islanders.
“This talk of previous penguin tactics, it doesn't help, but for what it's worth I don't think it's Jane, her original position was outlining potential tactics, her whole dialogue rings truer to me than the finger pointing of some of you others and so do her conclusions, so back the fuck up, I have an axe”


Jura had been mushroom picking and had found a host of Liberty caps which she would scatter on all the food made here, a penguin completely off its tits on hallucinogenics was bound to give its self away and if not, well fuck it, every-body else was at it and dope made her blood pressure drop so she fainted, and she didn't want to be flat out when the penguins came.
So, mushroom pizza anyone?

Jura felt bad about her suspicion of Jane but she'd asked her a question earlier and Jane had blanked her.


But did DD reveal himself to you as the psychic?


Smores? and now bugles? WTF is wrong with dolmades?


People were talking weird, she suspected the mushrooms on the pizza.

Jura had freaked and gone looking for a boat but had only found a clown suit, pizza had been made but the bastards had put meat on it, Jura was not a carnivore and they could take that for what they wanted, the clown suit didn't fit and she was depressed, in their wisdom they had strung an innocent from a giant penis, apparently the guy had gone nuts and got in every-bodies faces as his predecessor had done, but they didn't like him so he got the rope, this did not look promising.
The only voice of reason seemed to be some old guy with an “I love Jura” tattoo on his neck, another hombre with a head that looked suspiciously like a penguin egg was losing it. It was night, she scraped the bits of meat off of a remaining piece of pizza got her axe out, put the clown nose on for comfort and sat with her back to a lion statue and prepared for a tense night.


These people are Greek, we should order greek food, tomatoes stuffed with rice and herbs for me, or fish and chips as every other fish and chip shop I know is run by Greeks and they cook in vegetable oil not animal fat.

Okay I have an idea.  It may not help us win but it'll make the game more fun.  Let's lynch whoever isn't really participating.

If we are going to lynch, then this, or that Duck, both times he did weird shit that got innocents killed.


The Glenlivet mansions are spread around the British isles, well guarded and hard to find, but two weeks after Jura II disappeared in the Orkney's a tall moustachioed figure dropped a package at the gatehouse of one, then faded into the perpetual mist that shrouded it.
The parcel contained her journals and a block of rose flavoured Turkish delight with a note;
“In honour of the Orkney warrior, she gave life to others to live.”
 At the same time Jura's niece who was in charge of the re-wilding scheme on the vast estate, was acclimatising the newly acquired pair of Swedish Moose to their new surroundings when a grinding noise emanated from the foggy woods, the male stood his ground and bellowed a warning as a huge bronze figure materialised from the trees and duly booted it into the lake, dropped a charred axe head at her feet and returned to whence it came.
At a gathering of the clans, after a reading of the journals it was decided that the niece (Jura III) had been chosen as his/her successor, the axe was re-tempered and fitted with a new haft by the family armourer and Jura was promptly sent to the isle of Delos aboard the Glenlivit airship.

Jura had read and reread her Uncles/Aunts diaries on the trip here, she had always been fond of the troubled figure and she agreed with his musings that lynchings in these situations were little more than vindictive personnel attacks, she was loathe to get involved at this early juncture.


Okay I'm here now, vortex surfing is something the English learn early, it's a windy rock we live on.
So, that means I'm the only reliable one here, are we lynching or not?

Jura would like to play

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 20, 2018, 02:30:12 PM »

If there is another game count me in, if it starts after next Sunday, we're on a short break in Sweden and if my wife finds me playing a game called “were-penguins” on my phone on a site dedicated to a flat earth she will divorce me.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 20, 2018, 02:22:48 PM »

The very thought brings a tear to my eye.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 20, 2018, 02:16:31 PM »

I would like to know who he was protecting all that time without one success, that in itself must be some kind of record, to go the whole game and miss every single time.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 20, 2018, 02:10:06 PM »

I am a man of my word. 

That I never doubted.

It's an honorary title only, but it does mean you will appreciate malt whiskey and Stilton cheese just that little bit more.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 20, 2018, 01:55:19 PM »

Thank you for the fighting death Jane.

SCG apparently Orospru wants a word about his name.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins Round 3 - Spectator's Thread
« on: August 20, 2018, 04:54:15 AM »
Boydster, I love you loads, however your record for accuracy in these matters is that of a blind man with a shotgun hunting flies, just no!
One day you will get it right and we will miss it

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 20, 2018, 03:30:11 AM »

For the record, DD said that the lynching of Boydster ruined his plan as he had said he was the oracle, at that time I was in the group and knew that this was true (ask Boydster), that would have been monumentally stupid if I was the Penguin.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 19, 2018, 11:03:01 AM »

End game, the dice cast, final card turned and DS had panicked, revealing himself.
By protecting Wise the exorcist would ensure his, and Wise's survival and a second victory for the villagers.

Jura would not be there for the celebrations, but this axe could get no sharper and she would give as good account of herself as she could (Jane permitting), the penguin menace would be further lessened and Orospu would spend a year with Jura's Bitch as his custom title, this alone made her death more palatable.

If this all worked to plan, it was a pleasure working with the young Turk, she had learned a new level of cunning and had seen her native language stretched beyond all acceptable limits but still endure.

She had commended to her Glenlivit clan that they carry on the fight and to send a bottle of whiskey to the clans of the fallen, the victors and most especially the narrator.
For the win.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 19, 2018, 04:22:52 AM »
We both me and jura have proved we are villagers. But we have doubt about the remained ones. We estimate one of them are penguin and remained one exorcist. So:

I'm offering the deadsirius and shifter this offer:

Shifter: If you are the exorcist, save me. If I die, then you are the penguin.
deadsirius: If you are exorcist, save the jura. If he dies, then you are the penguin.

You both know who penguin is, one of you, but we (me and jura) don't know this. I know you will blame yourself. But, if you try to kill each other, so died villager is the exorcist, then we'll kill the remained one, who is the penguin.

If one of you deny this plan, he is the penguin.

Check mat sir.  ;D

A fine plan sir! And DS you state you are neither penguin or exorcist, well the penguin cannot allow both me and wise to live this next round as we will kill him so the exorcist is safe, the penguin has to sow discord and as you have to be one of those unless Wise/me is Machiavelli himself, there is perhaps the reveal, have done sir, kill thine self.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 02:09:00 PM »

In that case [Jura votes to cancel Shifters vote] as it's sunday soon and I am out a lot.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 01:35:38 PM »

And never find out what mine would have been.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 01:33:26 PM »
The bit under your name that you put on or the special that only mods can do?

Either way, yes.

The place where mine says Custodial Engineer.  I accept.

Bet on, the only proviso I have is that the bet is for Werepenguins 3 only.

I fear I will (if I survive long enough) be killed in the night by a penguin eager to see Son of Orospu, Jura's Bitch.

The Lounge / Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« on: August 18, 2018, 12:56:38 PM »

I'm with the wise plan, don't vote, let it get to 3

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