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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 04, 2018, 12:26:14 PM »


NIGHT FALLS.

And the dead walk again.

Though Samhain has passed I still have work to do, I am however past my best, a dead oracle is of little utility.

I will tell a tale of the first revelation as it may be of some use, I had a plan ready before this game of what I would do if I were in the penguin camp, it centred on misdirection and involved both Penguins, one would vote for a villager the other would cancel that vote, then that named villager would be killed in the night, penguin the voter would be overlooked as who would be so stupid to both name and kill the same person and the vote canceller would be exonerated because.
When Crouton cancelled the vote I only half thought he was penguin, at that stage I was also looking for an ally, when SCG confirmed him as a monster, my immediate thought was to check DD, however Orospu was a lame duck as a ghost leader and I needed someone to carry the word so I checked someone who, if I was right was human. I do not know if the penguin is DD, it's probably a stretch to think they had the same plan, but it is all I have.

Could some one please remove the candy from my passageways.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 03, 2018, 12:44:59 PM »

woooo, Listen to Bully

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 03, 2018, 09:32:14 AM »

Jura woke in the early hours to see the egg-headed ugliness of the cartel man leering at him, cursing his foolishness and smothering the urge to gut him like a fish, as if he was penguin he could have done the deed already he listened to his, and his tentative gangs overtures, tempted as he was, it was too early and dangerous to be making allies whist the oracle and ghost were silent, hopefully the dawn would bring clarity.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 02, 2018, 01:05:19 PM »

Damn! I voted Bully as if he wasn't evil at least the oracle would have had some one they could have worked with, bully's vote I can understand as self preservation but boydster, what was that?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 02, 2018, 09:55:48 AM »

And if CFC is bullshitting about his sources, then I'm bringing back the alligator alive and sowing him and it together in his sleeping bag

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 02, 2018, 09:52:23 AM »

Goddamn it, Orospu, gonna have to do this without him, and then Iím going hunting Alligators, I may be some time.

[I vote to hollow out Bullwinkles head and install a tea-light]

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 02, 2018, 04:53:16 AM »

Good pick penguins, kill someone that wonít hang around and organise, bloody useless ghost.
I donít know who to go for, going to leave it until later and hope he shows, failing that cull the silent ones, out in the dangerous swamps and they sneak off and hide, I hope a one armed Cajun trapper captures them.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 01, 2018, 02:13:34 PM »
When I was a kid, we had to check for needles and razor blades in our candy.

Seriously?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 01, 2018, 02:00:19 PM »

 We'd dug a shallow grave for the man called Orospu, but we're in a swamp so he kept floating up, so we loaded him with rocks and put an old bath on top to keep him hidden should his bloating surface him again, a grim business, so who was to blame?
He could feel their suspicion, the fact I had brought a knife seemed to be fishy apparently, like I was to come hunting daemon birds with nothing, please.

DD? it would be a brave penguin to name his victim in advance, but we know they are guileful, the Boydster cartel member was casting aspersions again, smoke screen? Crouton had bailed Orospu out with his counter vote, how cunning a move would that be for a penguin to make? Then the silent and the clueless ones?

Bottom line he didn't know, the best hope was Orospu's ghost would talk to the oracle, if he/she had been lucky he could spread the news, talk to us ghostly one, we did our best with the burial.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 01, 2018, 09:07:44 AM »

The little pooch had alerted them to Orospuís demise, ugly little fucker, and the dog come to think of it.

He was scratching its ear earlier and it seemed to be humming ďAll along the watchtowerĒ in time to the scratching, good taste for a dog if it was, thatís if it was doing the Hendrix cover, Nobel Laurette for writing shit and he didnít know you donít go along a watchtower, idiot.

Anyway, one of the FEW down, time to concentrate and watch.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenasa 2 : .Sign Up Thread (incured the wrath of admin)
« on: November 01, 2018, 07:54:47 AM »

Erm.. They (Rushy) just bammed you on the other site!

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Inti is literally and unironically banned forever from this site. Thread moved and OP banned.

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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: November 01, 2018, 05:28:56 AM »

But if you get up on the moors and the fog comes down and you spot a pub called "The Slaughtered Lamb", pass it by, mention it to no-one.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 01, 2018, 05:11:57 AM »

The curse of the narrator is a thing, Jane did a wonderful job, but where is she now? And why donít any of you mention her?
Roundy, came in from the cold to offer a game, yes you all said, of course you can, GONE! Not a mention.
AND NOW SPACEY GIRL! What is wrong with you people, stop the killings!


Hi Spacegirl, glad youíre back as you can see I was getting worried.

For me, if you can get all the interested parties to do their bit, I would prefer the night option, get things moving, we need a death or two.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: November 01, 2018, 01:19:09 AM »




Anyone up for a game of WereNASA?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 31, 2018, 01:44:55 PM »

Waiting!


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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: October 31, 2018, 01:21:31 PM »

Okay it smells a bit.



Stick to Clapham, good people reside there, steer clear of Dagenham.

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The Lounge / Re: Ι have to take a break
« on: October 31, 2018, 09:58:30 AM »
Well grandma calmed down for now, so that's a start. Also I'm happy because I got tickets to see my friend in the UK. And I have a date planned for next week.

Wrap up well and don't listen to my bitch, the pee smell was him, we had to get a bobby to warn him that we wash here.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 31, 2018, 08:24:01 AM »

Jura struggled to sit up, last thing he remembered was making a poor joke about DD, had he been hit?
Everybody else seemed to be rising from the ground in confusion too, what time was it? What happened?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 30, 2018, 09:49:03 AM »
I'm going to keep dog treats close to me to entice boogie to be a good boy and snuggle up to me.

I think as well as  getting the Oracle to, we should get a police check while we are at it.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 30, 2018, 09:12:37 AM »

Pretty sure the mummy counts as a penguin, but it doesnít know who the other two are and they donít know him, so they could potentially kill their own side by mistake, I have no idea what happens if he tries to hypnotise one though.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 30, 2018, 08:38:31 AM »

Boydster had swaggered forward and cast aspersion stones, thatís some heavy shit! Perhaps people here did mean business.

Jura had realised from day one that being in the US meant he would be several thousand miles from any food that didnít contain a shit-ton of calories/sugar/fat combined, luckily the usual caterers that attended these outings hadnít shown, heíd seen the meat NSS had bought, it looked okay but this was America, the cattle had most likely been fed corn-syrup its whole life and would contain more antibiotics than Uganda, he wasnít eating it.

He would go down the creek and fish, who wants grilled catfish with wild garlic?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 30, 2018, 07:02:26 AM »
Duck, I'm not sure I can follow you down this path today. You see, your posts have caused me to be concerned that you may have been penguin-scratched. I suspect you are attempting to take a leadership role only to ensure our demise.

Yeah, and then I thought he might have been zombied, but checking that can only happen at night.
Can we cancel votes with votes like before?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 30, 2018, 05:22:12 AM »
Oh and Jura is a man again, when did that happen?

When they killed my little cousin in Troy. They will pay.

Witches in space, okay, that is a vision I can believe in.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 30, 2018, 05:04:46 AM »
Well this place just keeps on giving, kicking leaves off a rock near the fenced off graves, Jura finds a plaque commemorating the slaughter of the former owners by an axe murderer, even better, round back of the dilapidated shack are the remains of an old iron bed, possibly their last resting place, roll on hallows-eve.

Is this group a more mature one than previous, or has the attrition of the preceding massacres weeded out the more violent elements? The Boydster cartel is represented as is the moose clan, both usually first up to start killing without thought, but nothing yet.

Listening to the uneasy conversations as they trudged here from the bus stop it was apparent that the majority were denizens of this blighted country, perhaps, even though of all the ďcivilisedĒ nations, this was the one you were far more likely to be killed by your neighbours/family/pets, they felt safer here!

Personally, between the steely-eyed saccharine joviality of the waiters and attendants to the blank distrustful hostility as you moved out to the sticks, it was obvious there was something deeply wrong with the country, however it would most likely not be a good idea to share these thoughts with my fellow travellers at a time of up-coming lynchingís, Jura would play it smart and pretend he enjoyed visiting a nation that seemed unsure whether itís heart lay with the space-race or the Salem witch trials.     


Edit; Spelling.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 29, 2018, 02:22:36 PM »

Okay, cool.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 29, 2018, 02:13:02 PM »


Do you get Cajun's here, or is it some other cultural throw backs that haunt the backwoods?

[Edit, the songwas disabled for playing on other sites]

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin 7: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
« on: October 29, 2018, 01:53:27 PM »

Jura sat on a stump whittling wood with an eight-inch skinner. Since his re-birth in the Saigon Hotel with the ice-queen again in attendance, and with little memory of what had happened on that southern island other than an impression of a shitstorm not of his making, he had been preparing for Florida.

Preparation in his case was to watch Southern Comfort again, try to get used to drinking bourbon, as proper whiskey probably would not be available and cover himself in some citrus smelling gunk to ward of the bugs. Despite the film being in the wrong state he knew pretty much what to expect, heat, mosquito's, an alien beauty, wet feet and only a thin veneer of civilisation.

The worry was that Samhain was a few days off, and with the barriers between the world of the dead thinning it was a bad time to be hunting demon birds, and looking around at the assembled, he didn't see much to disavow him of the feeling that they were as unprepared for what was to come as the Louisiana national guard in the film.

Still, people could surprise you, and the place had an alien beauty, shame his feet were wet and the mosquito's seemed to like their blood with a taste of lime.

(Why does typing L emon bring up lime?) 

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The Lounge / Re: How werepenguin game causes a mental illness
« on: October 29, 2018, 01:54:01 AM »

It's true! I definitely don't remember this.

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The Lounge / Re: Werenasa 1 SPECTATOR THREAD
« on: October 28, 2018, 03:20:26 PM »
We can clearly say in this game, almost boydster has fighted against NSS. These two were played good. boydster has 2 kill in 2 days and NSS has 2 kill in 2 days too. Actually jura was good too but I think after her team acted by themselves and forgot the team work, she had left to think about game anymore.

No i didn't flip about them going off and doing their own thing, it's a game, the advice I gave wouldn't have saved us from Boydsters uncharacteristic good fortune (unless someone on our team was feeding him intel'? Mmm).

I had limited time at the weekend to get on and I kept getting bad conections.

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The Lounge / Re: WERENASA 1 : Landing the America! GAME ON thread
« on: October 28, 2018, 01:33:09 PM »

Well that was fun!

Couldn't get here until now and Boydster killled me the fuck dead.

I'm in.

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