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Suggestions & Concerns / Re: Illegal Advertisements are became free?

« on: January 22, 2020, 04:11:39 AM »

To slightly digress, one of the reasons I transferred my alliance to this site from “there”, was the greater concentration of deeply ugly people that frequented it, and whilst that may sound shallow and most certainly is, I can’t be seen hanging around with puglies, I make an exception with regards to the antipodean contingent (here) as the UK exiled a whole sub-class with troll genes some time back and baking that DNA for two centuries seems only to have exacerbated problem, and we do feel both terribly sorry for them but also eternally grateful they have gone.   

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 17, 2020, 07:11:53 AM »

Take the goddamned pills Wise, just do it!

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 16, 2020, 09:03:26 AM »

DD was killed by Crouton, nothing Boyd could have done, and DD coming out with the big reveal got him killed, but Shifter at no time said there were only two Penguins,

There will be penguins but the number will be unknown

DD surmised that, as we said I had killed Gayer (I didn’t) and Junker (I did), specifically to give that impression.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 16, 2020, 08:44:29 AM »

Hear,hear.

Have to say, thoroughly enjoyed that, after I got caught butchering Junks, we had to make the call on killing who we believed was the Sneaky peep thief, knowing it might lose us the magnificent SCG in the  process, and then hope that with his subtle and silky playing style Crout’s could get us to the end, which he did with spades, 3 kills, (Gayer, Boyd and DD/sherlock), man of the match.

Shifter excellent job.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 16, 2020, 07:00:25 AM »

We are.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Black listed aircraft companies: Qantas, Lan, Latam, South African, Sichuan Airl

« on: January 16, 2020, 04:14:42 AM »

We have many, many more children than necessary but the oceans are dying, I think he made the right call.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 16, 2020, 03:52:20 AM »

It's day now, right?

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 16, 2020, 03:19:55 AM »

DuckDodgers a flat earther... Knee shattered, dismembered, stabbed through the stomach, thrown into the ocean, stung, suffocated by boydsters foreskin and then decapitated is dead

Oooh, that's going to hurt in the morning DD.

Tell me how you worked out there were only two penguins again DD, the four of us found that piece of deduction worthy of Holmes and Watson, especially Moriarty over there.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 15, 2020, 01:54:12 PM »

Jukebox!

Just for the hell, the base, the hair, the drums, that voice and the sweet, sweet guitar.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 15, 2020, 01:40:54 PM »

Jukebox!

Jura's hitting the 70's, one for the glorious SCG

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 15, 2020, 01:35:27 PM »

Jukebox!

Advice Boydsta shoulda taken.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 15, 2020, 01:15:21 PM »

Jukebox!

What the Peaky Blinders did in the 70's

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 15, 2020, 06:03:13 AM »

Alright, going to lay everything out publicly here. We know there are 2 player penguins, because jura killed on nights 1 and 2, by admitting to killing gayer and junker.

Te-hee, I did a  fib.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 14, 2020, 06:55:54 AM »

I'm guessing Spacey.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 14, 2020, 05:59:43 AM »

boydster, the stalker is dead. Decapitated, brains replaced with a jellyfish

Now ain't that a shame.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 13, 2020, 05:07:14 AM »

Jura likes Jane, and it is true that Boyd' is a;

cruel fascist meat eating bastard!

clearly things are out of kilter here, something has to be done, Jura drifts off to talk to Jane after putting some of the jelly-fish stings from Boydsta's pit in Wises spare mankini.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 13, 2020, 12:25:44 AM »

Do we have any pancreas that isn't being used presently?

Yes, yours.
Let's see what we can do about that.

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The Lounge / Re: I Really Like House Plants

« on: January 13, 2020, 12:22:17 AM »

Yeah they have roots, the soils they live in are low nutrient peat bogs, tree bolls and the like, the eating of insects is an adaptation to offset that.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 12, 2020, 01:57:09 PM »

And in Wises bikini.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 12, 2020, 01:30:15 PM »

Jura puts sand in all the food and drink in the party hamper

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 12, 2020, 12:29:26 PM »

Jura throws the ball into the sea, knowing sharks are present.

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The Lounge / Re: New Years Resolutions 2020

« on: January 12, 2020, 12:25:23 PM »

I resolve to get Mike to try some of those psilocybin packed fungi he must come across from time to time on his forays, not least so his posts become a little more engaging.   

Do mushrooms, i don't know, sounds good...
Besides we get amanita muscaria around here, the one super mario eats. and italians apparently have always eaten, boiled in multiple changes of water. Apparently its a whole other animal, not psylocibin, it's muscarine which eventually lands you in comatose like state (edit: for a few hrs), but commonly labeled as deadly, which in my opinion is a complete lie, so i'm definitely intrigued.

It's not the Muscarine that gets you, it's the Muscimol and it's availability in Fly Agarics is wildly variable.
The Laps used to feed them to their Reindeer and then collect the urine and drink that to concentrate the active ingredients, there are unpleasant side effects to getting a large dose, loss of control of bladder and bowls apparently and vomiting. Which is why I suggest the psilocybin ones, but no deaths that I can find, or get some Reindeer.

On a serious note, don't do it if you are in a fearful state and only in a safe place where you can be so for hours.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 12, 2020, 11:52:28 AM »

I will be back, plans have been made, rituals enacted, pacts forged.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 10, 2020, 08:22:04 AM »

 

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 10, 2020, 08:11:10 AM »

JURA, HOW COULD YOU? I shared thorky with you.

I didn't eat that dried shit, I had fresh Gayer and Junker, although the later was a bit rank.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 10, 2020, 07:07:06 AM »

Well that’s hardly fair, I go off to find a stalagmite to have a pee behind and come back to find Boogie boy and Beaky spreading lies.
Just in case there are those out there with a sense of right and wrong;

[I vote to lynch Boydster]

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 10, 2020, 06:11:36 AM »

NO! JUNKER!!!!

Who was it that led us into this god forsaken place? I'm blind with a mix of anger, heartbreak, and surprise. Reeling. Jura led us here. "Go to the tunnel." "You'll love the tunnel." " Everyone's going to the tunnel, you don't want to be left out." "There's fish in the tunnel." It was coming back vividly. And with benefit of hindsight, boydster suspected this was a not-even-carefully laid trap.

Don’t you be going there with your obsessive ant killing dance steps and your pit of death. All I did was follow the clues and report back, if anyone is to be blamed for Junkers death it’s Wise and his badly conceived reverse psychology method of not getting him killed, by way of announcing he would be, thereby appealing to any penguin looking for either devilment or convoluted reasons to murder.

Now let’s get out of here before you start a stampede with your accusations.

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The Lounge / Re: I Really Like House Plants

« on: January 10, 2020, 04:55:27 AM »

I like house plants too. We don't have many, but among my favorites that we do have is the venus fly trap. It'll probably not last long, because keeping house plants alive is not among the things I would consider to be my top talents, but I do like it.

Shit Boyd, we the same people man, left handed owners of Venus fly-traps, uncanny.

I also had a huge  pitcher plant until the dog knocked it off the coal bunker when I put it out last summer.
If the plants seem to be attracting bugs (more likely food or your feet), get a Venus, only water it with rainwater (that probably rules you Aussies out actually) , mine has grown for 3 years in a north facing conservatory in England so it can't be that hard to grow, and it snaffles flies.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 10, 2020, 03:46:56 AM »

See? SEE? Crowded panic, dead Davis’s and disappeared Junker’s and fuck knows where they are and how many more times people will start with the screaming and the running, shit.
Jura took a deep breath, okay, you don’t blindly project a space fold into a cavern it must have been discovered, if we spread out into a less stampedee  formation and feel our way around in a non-trample fashion, feel for breezes and shit, like Skippy or that fucking dog, keep each other in sight and no running.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin XIX - The Qantas Conspiracy - Game Thread

« on: January 10, 2020, 02:52:31 AM »

Jura didn’t mind tunnels, she did mind crowded tunnels, if there was a word for “fear of being killed in a stampede in a tunnel” then it applied to her, and she would wear the badge and punch you in the face if you took the piss.
On top of that she was having second thoughts about going to Tasmania, the discovery and its implication had been exiting at first, but in retrospect she didn’t think she had explored enough, either the mines and their constructors or whether or not it was wise to just follow blindly an avatar of a man, not even an up to date avatar either. As such she was hanging further and further back from the group, looking for side rooms and niches she could dip into should everyone come running screaming towards her with their big fucking killy boots.