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Messages - Jura-Glenlivet II

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The Lounge / Re: Introducing Myself
« on: December 04, 2019, 06:43:21 AM »

Fish'n'chips

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The Lounge / Re: A werepenguin development
« on: December 03, 2019, 08:29:00 AM »

D1 could be Rommel, or someone worse.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hymns of the flat earth
« on: November 29, 2019, 03:28:02 AM »

Hell no, nobody want to pray for the souls of the NASA infidels. We can only curse them.

If there is no chance of redemption for the workers of NASA, then you damn the young who go there in good faith armed only with school knowledge, if revelation should come to them they should be welcomed here, to not pray for that revelation marks the FES as narrow minded and elitest

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hymns of the flat earth
« on: November 29, 2019, 02:29:17 AM »

I know right.

Any way I have replaced the pernicious word with one more in keeping with the general FES attitude. and removed the frankly conceited reference to myself


Oh, when the sun has risen or at least come into view,
I shall travel down to Bedford to give honour to you.
In the cold green waters of that sacred waterway,
I shall baptise my children on this flat earth holy day.

Oh, under the cool poison shadow of the sickle moon,
I shall laugh at the ISS meteorological balloon.
As it streaks overhead at ninety-minute intervals,
I shall pray for the souls of the NASA infidels.

Oh, sailing to England, where his remains are said to be,
you will spy the cliffs of Dover, as if rising from the sea.
An illusion sent by Jesus to test the faith of the true,
Dismiss! Ignore!
Then on to the creation of Shentonís flat earth Xanadu.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hymns of the flat earth
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:20:37 AM »

Was born.

Just saying

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hymns of the flat earth
« on: November 29, 2019, 12:24:34 AM »

Goddamn it man it's a tub thumping anthem, a Christmas number one if ever there was, Crouts! You have it.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Strongest FE Evidence
« on: November 28, 2019, 08:58:59 AM »

Cognac effect and the missing klingons

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hymns of the flat earth
« on: November 28, 2019, 07:44:00 AM »

Pssst, Sunset, SUNSET!

Copy mine and present it as yours, Wise won't read mine he has a bung up his ass about me, I don't know why.

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The Lounge / Re: introducing myself
« on: November 28, 2019, 03:49:52 AM »

I will allow majestic.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hymns of the flat earth
« on: November 28, 2019, 03:44:48 AM »


Note 2; The inclusion of pimpernels at the close of the second verse may smack of just shoehorning any word in that rhymes with intervals, as the pimpernel (scarlet) was a heroic figure who rescued those about to die on the guillotine, however, he was also an aristocrat with a secret identity, part of an elite group who freed the privileged from their retribution at the hands of the emancipated poor, a representation therefore of an organisation that purports to do good but in essence looks after the advantaged to the detriment of the many.
So, nothing to do with it being the only thing that popped into my head as a rhyme and wouldnít allow anything else to grow, like the pernicious weed it is.   

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Flat Earth General / Re: Society neglects its responsibilities
« on: November 28, 2019, 02:25:26 AM »
Quote from: Shifter
And wise knows I am not a believer of Flat Earth. I just respect their right to believe on a forum made for them against bullies and shills like you

Nobody denies them the right to have whichever belief or opinion they dream of.
The problem comes when they try to deceive people presenting those as "facts". :)

What do you think about calling someone "shill" for pointing out the difference between facts and wishes?

Some shills are so terrible and they do it free of charge and of their own accord

Do you have something against volunteer work?

Depends on the work

How about propagating antisemitism, you seem okay with that.

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The Lounge / Re: introducing myself
« on: November 28, 2019, 01:55:59 AM »

I resent being called a "major Western Isle", I am quite petite.

Hi MCC.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hymns of the flat earth
« on: November 28, 2019, 01:40:31 AM »

My humble attempt.

Oh when the sun has risen or at least come into view,
I shall travel down to Bedford to give honour to you.
In the cold green waters of that sacred waterway,
I shall baptise my children on this flat earth holy-day.

Oh, under the cool poison shadow of the sickle moon,
I shall laugh at the ISS meteorological balloon.
As it streaks overhead at ninety-minute intervals,
I shall pray for the souls of the NASA pimpernels.

Oh, as I sail towards England, birthplace to Shenton and me,
I will spy the cliffs of Dover, as if rising from the sea.
An illusion sent by Jesus to test the faith of the true,
Dismiss! Ignore!
Then on with the creation of the flat earth Xanadu.

Note; The Dismiss! Ignore! Part of the last verse should be shouted out loud with much punching of the air

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: Tesla is making an El Camino!
« on: November 27, 2019, 02:50:27 PM »

no wing mirrors.

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The Lounge / Re: The Hidden Truths of our World
« on: November 27, 2019, 02:39:40 PM »

MoJo, you are not safe here, we are the people your parents warned you about, deviants, drug takers, amoral scumbags, australians, I neglect my lawn, mak3m fashions craven idols from belly button fluff, go, come back when you are jaded, please.

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The Lounge / Re: The Hidden Truths of our World
« on: November 27, 2019, 12:52:31 PM »
I have noticed that I have been acting so weirdly recently. I was randomly bursting out in anger, I was always anxious, guilty, lonely, and often sad. I would avoid seeing people in the same household. I would not be able to hold my anger when they annoy me.
Have you also started growing hair on your body and getting funny feelings in your balls when you see a girl you like?

I am a girl. I think my username confused you; in mjohn61, the "m" stands for Marie, and then the rest is self explanatory.

You're 61?

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The Lounge / Re: The Hidden Truths of our World
« on: November 27, 2019, 07:17:57 AM »

Welcome!

Somebody give the creche a dust.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: Tesla is making an El Camino!
« on: November 27, 2019, 03:25:40 AM »

Stop whingeing about crumple zones people, this should be allowed to kill at least one person when you own it, as it's so green, and what is more green than population reduction, win win.

I just wish it was a bit sexier. like.


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If Elon Musk invented glasses you would have to rip your eyes out to install them and put in his bioengineered ai powered eyeballs.

I have signed up for these, and requested an arm swap for a bank of rocket launchers.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: Tesla is making an El Camino!
« on: November 25, 2019, 07:28:56 AM »

If I saw that in a future film I would think they had skimped on the design budget.

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So temperatures are hitting record highs all over your country (40+), in spring, you are in a period of extreme drought, thunderstorms with little rain and high winds, shouldnít you be talking about climate change with your retarded leaders, whether there are lone wankers out there sparking fires (I have no doubt) isnít the problem, itís the tinder box, climate change is making of your country.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Society neglects its responsibilities
« on: November 21, 2019, 08:36:51 AM »

Let it go Rab, let it go.

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Quote from: rabinoz link=topic=83948.msg2217725#msg2217725




Not stop wasting my time and let me get back to my family - well the only one left.



Rab, eating your family is wrong, okay, stop it.

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Iíve been doing a Wise style search into the recent floods in the UK and there is a direct correlation with the re-introduction of Beavers, extinct here for 400 yrs, the rise in interest in Atlantis and the size and frequency of flooding, my working hypothesis is that beavers have been co-opted as worker drones by the Anti-Atlantis alliance (AKA The Wildlife Trust), something to do with FETO, god, dinghy manufacturers and Hilary Clinton and nothing what so ever to do with climate change and building on flood plains.
Anyone who disagrees, is an illuminate stooge.

You could be half right with the beavers.
There is a correlation - but it's the other way round.   They are reintroducing beavers to help combat flooding:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26122318

Quote
The rest sounds like nonsense
The rest is bang on the money, you illuminate stooge.

That's what i thought at first but then realised if it was coming from the disinformation peddlers then it was bound to be the other way round, ergo they were compounding the problem, has flooding got better since their release? No!
As for Shifty being a stooge, that's a given.

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Iíve been doing a Wise style search into the recent floods in the UK and there is a direct correlation with the re-introduction of Beavers, extinct here for 400 yrs, the rise in interest in Atlantis and the size and frequency of flooding, my working hypothesis is that beavers have been co-opted as worker drones by the Anti-Atlantis alliance (AKA The Wildlife Trust), something to do with FETO, god, dinghy manufacturers and Hilary Clinton and nothing what so ever to do with climate change and building on flood plains.
Anyone who disagrees, is an illuminate stooge.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Another mass shooting...
« on: November 16, 2019, 11:30:17 AM »
Why would the government want to take our guns unless they will be doing things that warrant us shooting at them?

What, like Trump declaring himself president for life? :P

But here's more normal answers:

Dead people can't pay taxes.  Less guns, less people being shot.
Lower cost of police.  Less guns, less need for hyper-awareness, less need for special equipment like bullet proof vests.  And lower health care costs for them.  Also, it becomes safer so you have a better chance of hiring people.

That worked out well the for Jews in Germany, now did it.

Godwins law by inference. RCD loses.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Finished]
« on: November 16, 2019, 11:00:04 AM »

I didn't read until too late that the roles were maybe's, in hindsight if i had kept out of DD's way he'd probably have done it alone, sorry DD.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Day]
« on: November 15, 2019, 04:06:10 AM »
Alright, this isn't looking good for the goodies but is looking good for penguin scum


Someone round here needs to work on their inclusivity quotas and probably  wants to push that bad old bias genie back in its bottle!

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Day]
« on: November 15, 2019, 12:14:24 AM »

Well I beg to differ.

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The Lounge / Re: Werepenguin: MafiaBirds - The Game Thread [Night]
« on: November 14, 2019, 02:44:45 PM »

Anchovies. lots.

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