Joe, are you still there?
I have been learning so much enlightenment from your site. I think I'm almost at stage 3 now.
Question; As a stage three I feel a lot of hostility towards those that are less enlightened than me. How can I make sure that as much harm falls upon them as possible? I spend 45 minutes everyday meditating on their misfortune but is that enough?
You should not wish any harm to your enemies. You should pray for them, so that like you, they can become enlightened. The fact that you would spend so long each day stewing in hatred and judgment wishing harm upon others you feel are beneath you suggests you are not stage 3. As an 8th stage I think I can accurately gauge you between stages 15-17.
Perhaps after a solid week in isolation, becoming one with nature and finding yourself again, you can come back to us maybe at around the 9th or 10th stage. Here is someone who can guide you on your quest. Because of his eccentric views he is not to be played while you are at work.
Let us know how you go, crudtonius. We wish you good health and happiness!
I remember when I was an 8 like you. So young, so naive. It seems I have much to teach you.
Just because I have the rage does not make me unenlightened. There are many enlightened people who have used a kind of holy rage, like Jesus tipping over the money tables. Or Krampus who mutilates young children when they're naughty. Here is an enlightened one using a holy rage on a keyboard.
I have reached such a state of enlightenment that I can now meditate and drive at the same time. On a straightaway I just let go of the wheel and close my eyes. My righteousness protect me. When I'm at a stop sign, I close my eyes and plug my ears and just meditate for 5 minutes. It really serves to remind me as to how many unenlightened people there are that they're so jealous of my meditation ability.
Peace to you Shifter. Walk with Joe. May you breath deeply in his ass gasses and be enlightened?