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Flat Earth Debate / Clouds, further proof of earths flatness.
« on: May 24, 2008, 08:21:51 PM »
As you look into the sky, you will see what RE'ers call, "some kind of white fluffy things."
These are clouds, and they are your friends, because they will show you the earth is flat.

There are many different kinds of white fluffy things, but the important kind are stratocumulus since their density makes their flat underside easily seen. These are basically white fluffy things with a flat underside.

As these clouds extend into the distance, you have a clear view of their planar nature. The underside is flat, and is parallel to the earths surface. Yet as these clouds extend further and further into the sky, they do not appear, even at the furthest cloud, to wrap around a round earth. They just extend further and further with the exact same planar underside.

I suppose this is where you RE'ers revise your theory to account for "atmospheric distortion" ??

Flat Earth Q&A / United States Federal Government: Mystery Dollars
« on: May 17, 2008, 03:46:58 PM »
Not to mention the money that is actually budgeted for NASA...

2002, 2003Unknown spending: Look at note 16 on page 126.$46B
2005, 2006Wrong Payments$83B
2006"Unused" property$15B

Flat Earth Q&A / My identity exposed.
« on: May 16, 2008, 07:37:34 PM »
I am Engy, you've all been had.

Flat Earth Debate / Picture proof of FE
« on: May 15, 2008, 08:47:20 PM »
Post a picture of yourself with the ground in view, pointing 'up'.

After we have a large enough sample, we shall compare 'up's.

edit: also include where the picture was taken.

The Lounge / Hot or Not: Hot or Not
« on: May 15, 2008, 07:46:32 PM »
I hope this post encourages more hot or not spam.

The Lounge / To: USAmericans
« on: May 15, 2008, 07:06:19 PM »
As the election moves on and Bush's term nears a close, he is going to stage a massive attack on the U.S.
Afterwards he will declare a state of marshal law.
Anyone who opposes him will be arrested, without charge, as suspect terrorists.

What are you going to do to protect your democracy from your new dictator?

Philosophy, Religion & Society / Ŝcientology
« on: May 13, 2008, 06:18:21 PM »
(thats what an 'S' with a halo looks like)
Scientology has undergone recent ruthless attacks. It looks as if this could be the end of her blessed ways. Er her tech's.

We must save Scientology!!!
If we don't, who will?

Flat Earth Q&A / Any plans
« on: May 03, 2008, 10:47:33 PM »
for us to raid another forum and post, "OMG liek U guys are dum  cuz every1 nos its dum 2B 13 yrs old!"

Flat Earth Q&A / These forums have 1 too many
« on: May 02, 2008, 06:41:25 PM »
  • Debate Forums
  • Divitos
  • Engys

your turn

Flat Earth Q&A / Serious, need help
« on: May 01, 2008, 10:42:52 PM »
I'm headed to bed and I'm in a wiki edit war. Someone is trying to delete me!!!

Keep me alive, you night owls.

Flat Earth Q&A / Census Findings
« on: May 01, 2008, 09:52:47 PM »
I haven't looked at all the results lately, but since we knew this prior to the census let's just have the results (that we already knew).

If you find yourself posting here, you are:
An unemployed atheist with some high-school or perhaps little college education.

So stop posting, you're an idiot.

Flat Earth Debate / More round-earth nonsense
« on: April 30, 2008, 10:48:09 PM »
Did you know that in the RE model:
India is South, East, West, North, NE, SW, NW, SE, and down from the United States.
The ever-inward-accelerating surface of the earth never collapses in on itself.

Go ahead, add your own, its easy to pull their silly model apart!

The Lounge / Animations contest
« on: April 29, 2008, 10:43:02 PM »
1. You must create it
2. It must be hosted here, no off-site linking


Flat Earth Debate / Schrödinger's earth
« on: April 29, 2008, 10:31:46 PM »
Even for an RE'er

A obfuscating box of ignorance was placed over the earth. Before the box was lifted by gifted intellectuals the earth was flat, round, and various other shapes. So admit it, the earth was at least, once flat.

Another victory for FE!!!

Flat Earth Q&A / Join my navy
« on: April 29, 2008, 08:19:10 PM »
Anyone interested in joining my navy?
If you are, please copy, fill-out, then paste the following form into your response:

Do you have a boat?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Flat Earth Q&A / Census: Religion
« on: April 19, 2008, 10:44:13 PM »
Sorry jyhadists. Try 2.

Flat Earth Q&A / Census: Politics
« on: April 19, 2008, 10:20:39 PM »
These are fun.

Flat Earth Q&A / Rage against the machine
« on: April 19, 2008, 08:55:11 PM »
... dozens of the exact same song.

Flat Earth Debate / Narc's FE Guide: RE compared to FE
« on: April 19, 2008, 08:16:38 PM »

FE: "the earth accelerates upwards"
RE: "a super-mysterious fabric, much like the force, that binds all things to existence bends around like it is playing twister and creates potholes where massive objects are attached, these potholes represent gravity because if you place a ball on the fabric, the ball will naturally gravitate roll down due to gravity fall into place because of gravity something but this fabric is super invisible and only comprehensible by super smart people like Einstein, which makes it true also gravitons"

Earths Heat

FE: "heat comes from beneath us"
RE: "heat comes from the sun, but the earth mostly gets heated from the inside out because light warps into the middle of earth and works it's way out. But all heat comes from the sun, except in the shade. But it's still really really hot in deep mines because they get a lot of sunlight."

Constant acceleration

FE: "We undergo constant acceleration upwards"
RE: "We undergo constant acceleration inwards, but even though the outer rim of earth is accelerating inwards it maintains it's shape because we stop accelerating when we are touching the ground, even though we still feel the force of acceleration working on us."

The oceans

FE: "The oceans stay in place because the earth is accelerating into them"
RE: "The oceans stay in place because, even though water is weightless in it's own medium, the oceans have a high pressure system of air above them that keeps the even higher pressure system of water below in place."

Global Warming

FE: "heat comes from beneath us, any reflective materials in the atmosphere would trap the heat inside."
RE: "heat comes from the sun, any reflective materials in the atmosphere would keep the heat of the sun out. Since this is not seen, global warming is actually climate change, and if anything changes it proves that both climate change happens, and the earth is round"

Earths Curve as a sum of its parts

FE: "The earth is flat, just like how it appears"
RE: "Even though the earth is flat everywhere, it is actually round due to large curvatures occurring in the earths surface in the deep unexplored areas of the ocean. This is where the curves must occur, because the earth is flat when I go outside."

Surface tension of individual water molecules

FE: "Works as demonstrated in modern journals."
RE: "Even though the fluid (gas, liquid) water molecules undergo constant gyroscopic acceleration due to the earths spin, the fact that these molecules should spin fast enough to counter their own magnetic field can be ignored because we have no theory to explain this"

Our atmosphere

FE: "it stays there because the earth accelerates into it."
RE: "As earth spins very rapidly, the atmosphere keeps from floating into space by grabbing the pertruding rods of earths merry go round very tightly."


FE: "It falls straight down (neglecting wind of course)"
RE: "It falls down and wedges tighter and tighter the closer to earth it gets but does not build up in higher densities at lower altitudes because of wind, and rainbow magic."

Extending planes

FE: "Neighbors can always level their homes with each other."
RE: "Neighbors cannot level their homes with each other, because that would prove that since the earth's curve is the sum of it's parts, it would be all level. So don't even try it, you will lose your home because of poor craftsmanship and you will die in a fire."


FE: "Don't exist."
RE: "They exist as unmeasurable, invisible, perfect things that are not matter or energy that travel at a speed defined by distance/0 and also make super-massive objects instantly change their acceleration without giving them any energy to do so."


FE: "Is up."
RE: "Is up in the states, down in India, across in Belgium, forward in the antarctic, and whatever the states say in england. We have a table of conversions in the public library if that helps."

Shoe molding

FE: "Walking on a flat earth leads to flat shoe bottoms"
RE: "Yes, its true the average shoe bottom is flat. However, we are convinced that people who wear shoes do not live in the ares of the world where the earth has a curve."


Flat Earth Debate / Gravity as proof of FE
« on: April 19, 2008, 07:41:16 PM »
Gravity, as a force, exists.

This is easily demonstrated. But what is the cause?

FE says, "the earth accelerates upwards"

RE says, "a super-mysterious fabric, much like the force, that binds all things to existence bends around like it is playing twister and creates potholes where massive objects are attached, these potholes represent gravity because if you place a ball on the fabric, the ball will naturally gravitate roll down due to gravity fall into place because of gravity something but this fabric is super invisible and only comprehensible by super smart people like Einstein, which makes it true"

Don't you have a scientific responsibility to support the FE model?

Flat Earth Q&A / Census: Age
« on: April 19, 2008, 05:23:35 PM »
Be ye censused, I command it!

Flat Earth Debate / Graviton interference
« on: April 19, 2008, 04:26:03 PM »
Here is a proof of FE that has been lost.

What you will need:
  • A heavy stone
  • A square piece of tinfoil (graviton interceptor)

What you will do:
Toss the stone directly upwards has high as you can.
Immediately place your graviton interceptor above your head.

What you will observe:
The tinfoil will immediately prevent gravitons from passing between the stone and the earth.
Even though the passage of gravitons is entirely disrupted, the earth will still meet up with the stone.

What you will learn:
Since the stone is traveling faster than the earth and the earth caught up to it, the earth must be accelerating.
The earth must therefore, be flat.

Another victory for FE!!!

Flat Earth Q&A / Census: Wage
« on: April 18, 2008, 09:35:20 PM »
Step up to the proverbial urinal and compare sizes.

For you Euromaniacs (link handles other currencies too):

Flat Earth Debate / New E=MC2 evidence
« on: April 17, 2008, 09:32:33 PM »
The Powis Square Journey
In her most recent publication, Carrey has introduced some new evidence surrounding E=MC2 that give more credence to FE. This came from her thoughts while she took a trip in Powis Square.


Speaking of the FE model:
People ask what`s the deal? This ain`t how it`s supposed to be

But goes on to explain why it is:
Ritual ideas [sic] relativety only buildings no people ... Timeslide place to hide nudge reality
This is based on her 4 part assertion that is not introduced until much later in her publication.
Bloodlust - Greek God - Gold discovery
Gone bust - Tight wad - Slow recovery
Axe job - Flame thrower - Ironbar and gun
Betting shop - New owner - A walk in the sun

She even cites evidence:
Space guy fell from the sky. Scratched my head and wondered why. Time slide into time. Across international dateline. Scientist eats bubblegum
Of course, the FE model has predicted that perpetual flight by "space guy" is impossible. But she goes further.
notions get reversed [sic] centre of the universe
Of course this leads well into FE theory on earth being the center of the universe.

This not only leads us to the conclusion that the earth is flat, but moreover:
Foresight minds wide magic imagery

Flat Earth Q&A / NASA bastards
« on: April 11, 2008, 08:59:56 PM »
Like the tobacco companies, NASA is now trying to target children with their lies:
Notice the BIG, hey kids, find your lies here section.

Flat Earth Q&A / NIN
« on: April 10, 2008, 09:38:36 PM »
The choice is yours.

Flat Earth Q&A / The respond in a new thread game!
« on: April 10, 2008, 09:32:30 PM »
I'm not even going to read responses here.

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