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The Lounge / .99999 does not equal 1
« on: August 09, 2008, 05:14:11 PM »
I don't care how many 9's or how close to 1 it is. Being close, isn't being.

Flat Earth Debate / RE predict these:
« on: August 08, 2008, 10:20:15 PM »
I keep hearing about RE's predictive capabilities. I sure would like to see that. Please predict any one of these things.
1) If I let a drop of water fall into the Pacific Ocean exactly halfway between the centers of L.A. and Honolulu, where will it be in exactly 3 months?
2) If I boil water at four corners (where the US states Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona meet) when will the steam fall back to the earth as rain? Where will it fall?
3) When SagDEG collides with the Milky Way, will anything collide with the earth?
4) When will we encounter intelligent life?
5) Will there be a big crunch? If so, when?

Flat Earth Debate / Acceleration on RE
« on: August 08, 2008, 10:06:19 PM »
RE'ers say that the gravity from earth accelerates me, even when I am standing still on earths surface.

Could an RE'er explain how I am accelerating?

The Lounge / Quiz game
« on: August 08, 2008, 09:25:51 PM »
Answer a question right, get a point.
Ask a question (modify the answer and winner in later)

What is black and white and red all over?
answer: two nuns in a chainsaw war.
No winner, next question posted takes control of the thread.

The Lounge / I end my night
« on: August 05, 2008, 12:30:32 AM »
at RE 0
Narc 4000

Flat Earth Q&A / You see a curve? Proof of FE!
« on: August 04, 2008, 11:01:00 PM »
Many people have claimed to see a curvature of the earth from tall towers or from aircraft. Well the RE model is clear, such a curve is not observable at these low altitudes. What then are people seeing?

It is tempting to dismiss such observations as nonsense or nincompoopual, but they are quite possible.

The FE model demonstrates that the accelerating earth would act as a visible block from light reflected of the earth at far distances. Because of this, the viewable horizon of FE is much closer than that of FE. FE actually predicts a visible curve (the visible area being a disk and appearing curved) at much lower altitudes.

So when you are seeing a curve to the earth at such low altitudes, you are actually witnessing proof of the earth's flatness and it's acceleration upwards!

The Lounge / Yay its back up game!
« on: August 04, 2008, 10:15:47 PM »
yay it's back up!

The Lounge / Most consecutive posts game
« on: August 04, 2008, 10:08:26 PM »

Flat Earth Debate / Pilots cannot fly a straight line.
« on: June 18, 2008, 12:23:07 AM »
No pilot has ever flown in a straight line.
On RE, no pilot can ever fly in a straight line.

Between those two facts, stop posting that pilots have.

Flat Earth Q&A / Wikibin rules
« on: June 18, 2008, 12:15:56 AM »

Flat Earth Q&A / Re: FAO Moderators/Amin blokes
« on: June 18, 2008, 12:07:46 AM »
Anyone else ever reply to an empty thread?

I just did.

Flat Earth Q&A / Your vote counts!
« on: June 17, 2008, 11:55:01 PM »

Flat Earth Q&A / Round earth vs. Flat Earth: a poll in G minor
« on: June 17, 2008, 11:14:16 PM »
I think this will be more telling than the typical RE vs FE.

Flat Earth Debate / U Guise cammot be serious@@
« on: June 17, 2008, 11:03:08 PM »
OMg do you moreons actualy think teh earht is globular?! Whycause I cant jump higher at noon PST than at night?!

Flat Earth Debate / Volcanoes, tellers of earths shape
« on: June 17, 2008, 10:49:33 PM »
Volcanoes are an important feature of the earth. They are found all over, active and inactive. But most importantly, they exist because they erupt(ed). This means that all over the earth, volcanic eruptions have occurred.

But how can this be if the earth is round? Any RE'er will tell you:
1. Unknown mechanism causes
2. Gravity to pull matter together via
3. An unknown mechanism that
4. Formed the earth into a sphere including
5. Geological pressures and densities inconsistent with uniform forces.

Assuming 2 unknowns (cause, interaction) and an inconsistency, the round earth has a perfect gravitational field/disruption/wave emission. So if the earth is squeezed on all sides, how do volcanoes erupt? For an eruption to occur, there must be an uneven pressure. Something you cannot create with even pressure.

This would occur if the earth were flat! The constant pushing from beneath the earth will squeeze the pockets of hot lava to the surface of earth. No unknowns, no inconsistencies, and definitely no crazy assumptions following the whimsically popular ideas of the day.

Isn't discovering a flat earth exciting?!

The Lounge / Block of text crits you
« on: June 13, 2008, 08:50:55 PM »
Block of text generator, in bash!
Code: [Select]
more text | replace "author" "MARKERAUTHOR" | replace "quote" "MARKERQUOTE" | replace "?" " I ask you" | replace "!" " AND" | replace "." " and" | replace "," " like" | replace "'" "" | replace ";" " like " | replace "  " " " | replace ":" " such as " | replace "[hr]" "" | replace "MARKERQUOTE" "quote" | replace "MARKERAUTHOR" "author" | awk '{ str1=str1 $0 }END{ print str1 }'
Here's what I call the idiotizer:
Code: [Select]
more text | replace "author" "MARKERAUTHOR" | replace "quote" "MARKERQUOTE" | replace "their" "MARKERTHEIR" | replace "they're" "their" | replace " lol" "omglollyskates" | replace "." " and" | replace "," " like" | replace "ea" "ae" | replace "ie" "ei" | replace " th" "MARKERTH" | replace "th" "f" | replace "MARKERTH" " th" | replace " ask" "axed" | replace "tio" "sho" | replace "'" "" | replace ";" " like " | replace "  " " " | replace "fore" "4" | replace "too" "2" | replace "to " "2 " | replace "ate" "8" | replace "ph" "f" | replace " is " " are " | replace "io" "yo" | replace ":" " such as " | replace "ce" "se" | replace "cia" "sha" | replace "ci" "si" | replace "ech" "ek" | replace "ch" "tsh" | replace "c" "k" | replace "q" "k" | replace " you" " u" | replace " are" " r" | replace "x" "ks" | replace "[hr]" "" | replace "MARKERTHEIR" "they're" | replace "MARKERQUOTE" "quote" | replace "MARKERAUTHOR" "author" | tr "[:lower:]" "[:upper:]" | awk '{ str1=str1 $0 }END{ print str1 }'

The Lounge / Best PM's
« on: June 12, 2008, 10:44:32 PM »
Here are my favorites:


look at yourself

your the worlds most pathetic being. Your so stupid. Your life is so bad.  I'd shot myself if i was you.

Your a waste of space, on this perfect round earth.

Fuck yourself, i bet no one else will. Your a horrible person. So fuck off forever.

You're a horrible little man. Trying to add believers to your horrendous campaign. Its completely shameful and disgusting. I think you should be shot. Your a whore to the word crap. Your a fucking idiot shit bag! Your a nob! I fucking hate you! So much! FUCK OFF!

Hey there cat-turd, you a fucking queer?

hello. i am a true flat earth believer and would like into the secret believer forums. please grant me access immediately.

ENOUGH with the fag and faggot remarks. 

Flat Earth Debate / I challenge RE
« on: June 12, 2008, 09:08:12 PM »
Explain spacetime.
What is it? How is it measured?

Flat Earth Debate / The RE horizon.
« on: June 12, 2008, 07:34:51 PM »
The RE horizon is based on how far you can see distant as a function of:
1. the earths curve
2. height of observation

This implies the horizon WILL appear closer as the observer gets nearer the ground. Yet the horizon appears at the exact same distance, whether you are standing, kneeling, sitting, or laying down. The simple act of changing your position from standing to kneeling should make the horizon appear half as distant as it did.

Why is this not observed?

Flat Earth Q&A / FES Annual Holiday coming up!
« on: June 06, 2008, 08:01:23 PM »
It's almost Be a Globularist Day!
That's right, it's almost June 10th!

Mark your calendars, and don't forget: On Globularist day, you must only propone RET!!!

In WW2, after everyone else tried and failed, the U.S.A decided, "what the heck" we'll take over Europe and Asia.

It only took 6 months, and we had full control of all of Europe and Asia.

Fast forward. The U.S.A has greater weapon technologies, acquired experience, and tactical planning.

How is it we can't take over a couple of acres of sand? Our soldiers. Yup, the only thing we haven't improved since WW2. If we are to win the war in Iraq, we're gonna need better soldiers. This is why I advocate mercenary warfare. It has the added benefits of being cheaper, and easier to hold accountable since they cannot hide behind mountains of government bureaucracy.

Philosophy, Religion & Society / I love this guy
« on: June 03, 2008, 10:04:48 PM »
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Oreilly keeps those liberal nazi's in line.

Flat Earth Q&A / The interesting thread
« on: May 30, 2008, 08:46:55 PM »
I'm tired of looking through all these retarded posts to find something interesting. From now on, if you post anything interesting, it goes here.

Flat Earth Q&A / Narc's FE Guide: The Best of RE Science
« on: May 30, 2008, 06:48:31 PM »
The Best of RE Science

RE on RE

Gravity comes from the incessant spinning of the Earth.
If you go straight along enough you'll end up where you were
even crazy people belive the earth is round.
you can go AROUND the world in a straight line, it has been done.
I know this FOR A FACT, the government knows the Earth is round, and they don't give a rat's ass about it
[about gravity] Basically, big things attract small things. This has been tested many times.
air resistance wouldn't play much part in how fast a person travels down towards the earth. Is it that hard to understand.
The gravity keeps you from descending into space because it holds you down. DUH!
In RE theory, once an object is too far from a massive celestial body, like the Earth or the Sun they go into a state of ingravity, where the forces of gravity are to small to force the object unto them, in other words, the object now only behaves in relation to its own centripetal force of movement. In other words, it retains the speed that was applied to it the last time it was under the influence of a celestial object's larger mass.
we can't design instruments to measure [gravity]
if I cannot feel [gravity], its not happening.
"Majority rules". Its as simple as I can get it. I mean, if the majority believed in FLAT EARTH, I would also believe it. But its not the case!
when something becomes big enough, it creates it's own heat.
Cosmologist do create odd universes, but more appealing ones..
97% of the Earth is water.
the further away from the mass of the earth the slower time will go.
[on dividing by 0] Sure it sounds bad. And yet there it is.
The ISS maintains a constant orbit around the earth because of the frictionless atmosphere it resides in.
Except that there's nothing about round-earth that we haven't already proven.

RE on FE

Why can't I wave hello to my friend in Las Angeles while I'm here in Sydney, Australia?
Forget [Earth Not a Globe]. That is bias.
In REALITY people dont spend [money] on covering up what would ultimately be very widely known
saying that the Earth is accelerating exactly proves my point that when you throw something up, it should stay where it is!!
In the FE model everything would weigh the same.
If you inhaled a lot of air, and then jumped, you would be able to jump higher than normal. I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen. And since air contains water, and we are about 75% water, then wouldn't we be really lightweight if everything is accelerating?
If the earths speed is increasing, how come I don't hear myself speaking backwards when I look up and talk?
Explain to me how you are posting on the internet if satelites dont exist.
also tell me, an object travelling at 9.9m/s straight upwards still falls back to earth.
without the presence of gravity and if the earth only moves a 9.8 m/s, it is impossible for it to fall back to earth... yet it does.
If your theory that everything is falling upwards along with Earth was correct, we would be see stars and other objects as lines, instead of as dots in the night sky, much like a camera with a prolonged exposition shows.
If Gravity Didn't Exsist, Either Would Earth! (Or the Solar System)
Quote from: ROUND000's sig
If you "believe" the Earth is flat it might be...
Becasue. Servere. Retardness.
If Earth is constantly moving up then when a car is on a hill shouldn't it stay there? Since it's already on Earth.

Other notable mentions

If they exist, why haven't I learnt about them in school?
The correct use of words in context is part of grammer so it was a grammer.
What do you mean by the cup not being supported?? It is falling.
All the statements ... are 100% true except a few.
acceleration is directly proportional to the velocity


Flat Earth Debate / Gravitons, revisited
« on: May 29, 2008, 06:08:06 PM »
A major flaw in RET is it's sole reliance on gravitons as the only mechanism to explain gravity. The problem is, RET's gravity is a function of mass and distance. Therefore, gravitons must be affected, somehow, by both mass and distance. However, it is affected by neither as any graviton source will distribute an infinite set of gravitons at an infinite rate to all matter in the universe. How? Read on. (Guess it's just us FE'ers from here on)

An atomic particle (not a neutron/proton, but whatever is actually an atomic particle) emits gravitons. It emits them in all directions. It emits them at a rate that is indivisible. It therefore emits infinite gravitons (all directions), at an infinite rate (indivisible rate).

A clump of two atomic particles, emit double infinity gravitons, at double infinity rate.

These two sets of gravitons reach an atomic particle at some distance x. How is mass and distance communicated by an infinite set of stateless particles? How does it know that the second set of infinite gravitons should have twice as much influence? If the distance were 2x, how is it this distance communicated when the particle still receives an infinite set of gravitons?

Flat Earth Q&A / Narc's FE Guide: RE Urban Legends
« on: May 28, 2008, 06:07:11 PM »
RE Urban Legends
The Horizon proves a round earth

The horizon of the earth is a common misconception of RE'ers. As things grow further and further distant, they fade away to a line we call the horizon. It in no way is evidence that the earth is round. RE'ers often claim that Mount Everest or the Eiffel Tower should be visible. They are not for 4 major reasons. (1) Objects appear smaller with distance, and these objects would be too small to distinguish with the human eye. (2) The horizon is a vanishing point for both the ground and the air, so these objects vanish into the line, not onto it. (3) Atmospheric distortion prevents us from viewing objects too distant. (4) As the earth accelerates upwards, light emitted at distant places on a vector parallel to earth will collide with earth. This means that very distant objects cannot be observed from the surface of earth.
Toilets prove a round earth

"Toilets flush in different directions on each side of the equator." We've all heard it, but it is actually a lie. Toilets flush based on their design, not because of a very slight rotationary period of the UA.

Gravity is a fictitious force, created by a super-awesome particle, the graviton. It has super-awesome characteristics:
  • transfer information faster than light
  • travel without being affected by matter, yet they affect all matter
  • created without consuming energy at an infinite rate with the power to move all celestial bodies (infinite energy, anyone?)
  • a particle with weight 0, how are they a particle?
  • travel at speed infinity!


Flat Earth Q&A / Narc's FE Guide: The Flat Earth Model
« on: May 27, 2008, 10:07:32 PM »
Narc's FE Guide: The Flat Earth Model

At the time of the bigbang, a singularity exploded. More accurately, is still exploding. The violent eruption of our universe caused the creation of a large amount matter. A second blast created a very large amount of dark matter. This dark matter causes another type of matter, referred to as dark influx since it consumes dark energy, to accelerate.
Earth forms
The earth formed of matter from the first blast and had contained in it, large amounts of dark influx. As the explosion of dark matter reached matter, it started to accelerate the dark influx in matter. This caused the earth to accelerate. Before the expansion of matter and dark matter had reached a state of equilibrium in acceleration, there were violent disruptions in the acceleration of earth. The first of these were so violent, it forced a large amount of dark flux free from earth. This freeing act created several bodies which were richer in dark influx than earth. It also flattened much of the earth.
The sun and moon form
The bodies rich in dark influx formed into the sun and moon. The sun, which is not as dense as the moon, was flattened from the violent flux of acceleration and high temperatures caused by the extreme forces. Its lower body concaved forming a very dense and smooth reflective surface. The moon flattened some, but is hardly visible.
The earth takes shape
Eventually things found equilibrium and the earth accelerated at a steady rate, and slowly began to flatten more. The earth, which does not contain as much dark influx, and none in the top parts, found equilibrium within the UA below the sun and moon. The constant force, compounded by the enormous size of the earth, causes a large amount of heat to radiate from the lower areas of earth. This heat keeps the bottom most layers of earth in a hot, liquid state.
The elements of earth on the surface slowly cooled. The waters of earth, which were mostly steam, cooled down and began to form oceans. The water near the edge of the earth began to freeze in the lower pressures near space. The atmosphere also cooled near the edges and would condense, then freeze onto the what is now the ice wall. This process kept the oceans and atmosphere from escaping.
Possible other moons
It is possible that moons with even less density of dark influx exist beneath the earth. If they exist, they would be much too hot to inhabit.

Universal Accelerator

Universal Accelerator is a misnomer since it is not universal. It refers to a field of acceleration that, as far as we know, only affects a material called dark influx. The UA is also not universal in that the field is not regular at all points. It has a 24 hour period of rotation. This  causes the lower parts of earth, which consists of liquid iron and dark influx, to spin, the earth to wobble, and the sun to rotate at a period of 24 hours.
Fuel Supply
The UA is supplied by a finite amount of dark energy. We have do not know how much has been consumed, or how much is left. All we know is that when we run out, the earth will stop accelerating.
So how fast are we traveling?
That depends on your frame of reference. From the surface of earth, we are traveling at 0 m/s. From the point of the big bang, which would be impossible to locate, we are traveling somewhere below c.
Field Irregularities
The UA is composed of two overlapping fields, the Southern UA and Northern UA. They both have a period of rotation of 24 hours, but in opposite directions. This is why stars above the northern hemidisk rotate in one direction and stars above the southern hemidisk rotate in the other. The field is strongest at the equator. The interaction with dark influx is measurably stronger due to the extra heat found throughout this area. The irregularities in both fields compounded against the irregularities in earths land mass, creates a wobbling effect to the earth.


Statistical Information
Age   4.5x109 years
Circumference   78.2x103 miles
Diameter   24.9x103 miles
The dark matter accelerates the earth at a constant velocity of 9.8 m/s/s by interacting with the dark influx found at the lower levels of the earth. Universal acceleration, or the universal accelerator, are misnomers since they are not universal. The UA only interacts with dark influx. Something our bodies are entirely devoid of, or we would find ourselves "floating" above the earths surface.
Source of Heat
The earth gets its heat from the lower hotter areas as they interact with the UA. This heat radiates outward. It warms all of the earth, but less at the surface where it is more distant. This radiation is also reflected back from the sun, but it all comes from the same source, the deep earth.
Ice Wall
The Ice Wall is approximately 200 feet tall. It is formed by fluid particles freezing as they reach the near 0 pressures of space. They freeze and join the Ice Wall. The Ice Wall also is melting at a constant rate. This exchange of particles in and out creates a very stable balance that keeps the Ice Wall at a non-variant size and location. It also keeps the oceans and atmosphere from escaping earth.
Magnetic Field
The free flowing iron in the lower levels of earth create a magnetic field. The field pertruding vertical out of the earths north pole and wrapping in all directions over the earth and over the ice wall. At the ice wall, the field is fairly perpendicular to the surface of earth. So a compass would point north as down on the north pole, and outwards as south on the southern rim.
The period of rotation of the Universal Accelerator causes a slight wobble to earth since earth does not have an exact distribution of mass. This wobble creates regular tidal effects that seem to be in sync with the sun and moon, when actually the sun, moon, and tides are in sync with the universal accelerators rotation.
The Bottom
The molten iron is not the bottom of earth, although in early formation, it was. Since it was a liquid, there was no structure to support it, and the dark influx, which is not a liquid, accelerated through it and much of the molten iron was lost to space or possibly the lower moons. As much of the molten iron was basically filtered through the dark influx, a thick hard layer of dark influx formed. This solid layer of dark influx keeps the rest of the molten iron from escaping earth.


Shape, location and movement
The sun is 32 miles wide. It is less dense than the moon, but contains approximately the same ratio of matter to dark influx as the moon. This ratio is much richer in dark influx than the earth, which is why the sun has found equilibrium of acceleration at a higher point than the earth. It has a regular 24 hour period of movement in the sky, which is in full equilibrium with the 24 hour rotationary period of the UA.
During the formation of the sun, its lower surface was concaved and melted into a highly reflective surface. This surface reflects the light and heat radiated from earth to a conic on the earths surface. This is why sunlight is both bright and hot. The rest of the sun is quite cool and posses a possible landing ground for future space missions, but rocket technology has many advances to make first.


Period of Rotation
Most objects in the sky have a 24 hour period of rotation, matching the UA. The moon is affected by the UA's 24 hour rotationary period, however the moon has not fully found equilibrium so it is not within a 24 hour rotationary period yet. This is likely due to a series of comet collisions with the moon which have left it scarred.
The moon reflects the earth's light, but is much denser than the sun. For this reason, the moon absorbs much more of the energy radiated from the earth, and is much dimmer in the sky. The heat felt by the moon is also substantially smaller.


Flat Earth Q&A / Narc's FE Guide: Index
« on: May 27, 2008, 09:33:00 PM »
Narc's FE Guide: Index

I have decided to build several guides to consolidate information based on topics. This thread will be continually updated to link to the, hopefully many, guides I will post.

Guide Title   Forum Link
The Flat Earth Model   21447
RE compared to FE   20406
RE Urban Legends   21167
The Best of RE Science   21210
Index   21146
My Writings   
Tips to being an RE'er   12156
Floating Oceans   16948
Trinity of Proof   12194
Poll: FE vs. RE   11882
Which way is up again?   12255
Gravitons, a discussion   15565
To the females of these boards  17673
Shoe results are in  12866
Perverts or Xmen15981
NASA uses modified picture format22051
Published Works   
State of FES   /.
Peer reviewed comments   Org
Peer reviewed comments   Net
Further Reading   
Correlation between Round Earthism and bad grammar?   11576
0.999... != 1   21984

Flat Earth Debate / Is this a joke?
« on: May 27, 2008, 09:13:02 PM »
Are you guys serious? Round earth is an infant idea that ignores all of our historical understanding. Even my 2 year old sister can see the earth is flat!! Have you guys been to school? My teacher laughs at you guys all the time, we make fun of you together! YOU GUYS ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET!!! How does your earth not collapse in on itself? Ever accelerating inwards, but never moving... yeah that makes sense. We love the retarded idea of gravity. It's sooo powerful that we are stuck to the small earth, but the sun has no effect. It's only 1,299,400 times bigger than the earth, thats about the same as the earth compared to a car. How come I don't stick to every car I walk past? AND WTF IS WITH YOUR DAYS?! How does a giant nuclear bomb create light for billions of years? How does the sun not explode? Let me guess, not enough fuel heat pressure um... Or I got it, ITS GRAVITY, the magical force without any mechanism!

I love how airplanes would work on your earth. The earth is spinning so fast, no plane could ever take off to the east. How do planes take off to the east?

Any idiot can go down to the beach and watch sailboats reappear by looking through some cheap binoculars. Or heck, why don't you guys just go to the underside of the earth and see for yourself!? My uncle did and he told me it's flat.

I just want to know 1 proof you have that the earth is round, and I'll be fair and impartial. I'm not worried because you guys are just a bunch of retards so your "proof" isn't even worth considering.

Flat Earth Debate / Flight Paths
« on: May 27, 2008, 08:50:48 PM »
Ever wonder why pilots use flight paths like the one found below?

Compare that to an FE map and I'm sure you'll understand.

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