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The Lounge / Just stop and think for a minute.
« on: April 29, 2006, 05:13:58 PM »
Hi
So - Money well spent then?
Gran
So - Money well spent then?
Gran
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Fossil Called Missing Link From Sea to Land Animals
« on: April 29, 2006, 05:07:16 PM »
Hi
So Godzilla was not a fictional creature after all
Gran
So Godzilla was not a fictional creature after all
Gran
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The Lounge / Chinese visit to the USA
« on: April 21, 2006, 03:02:15 PM »
Hi
200 years on and what Napoleon said "China is a sleeping dragon - let it sleep or one day it will rule the world" seems to be true
Gran
200 years on and what Napoleon said "China is a sleeping dragon - let it sleep or one day it will rule the world" seems to be true
Gran
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The Lounge / Chinese visit to the USA
« on: April 21, 2006, 12:50:45 PM »
The advance of the "Yellow Peril" is now threatening the Western world in a much more pernicious way than the Soviets ever did.
They plan world domination by flooding the markets with cheap goods at prices which other countries are unable to compete.
These are some Chinese phrases which GWB should have used on his Chinese counterpart.
Wi no won yor stuff
Yu no get no oil
Wi av many to send back
Gran
They plan world domination by flooding the markets with cheap goods at prices which other countries are unable to compete.
These are some Chinese phrases which GWB should have used on his Chinese counterpart.
Wi no won yor stuff
Yu no get no oil
Wi av many to send back
Gran
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The Lounge / Romano Prodi victory
« on: April 17, 2006, 03:02:45 PM »
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Be very careful what you say about S B as horses heads are easy to come by. On a serious note I would say that I would sooner support a PM however left wing to one who has compared himself to Julius Caesar, Napoleon and Jesus Christ
Gran
Be very careful what you say about S B as horses heads are easy to come by. On a serious note I would say that I would sooner support a PM however left wing to one who has compared himself to Julius Caesar, Napoleon and Jesus Christ
Gran
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The Lounge / Reclassification
« on: April 09, 2006, 03:47:02 PM »
Hi
The old ones are the best - such as
Baby polar bear " Dad am I a Polar Bear?"
Dad "Yes son"
Baby Polar Bear "But Dad am I really a Polar Bear?"
Dad "Of course son that's why you have that thick white coat. Why do you ask?"
Baby Polar Bear "Cause I'm fucking cold"
Gran
The old ones are the best - such as
Baby polar bear " Dad am I a Polar Bear?"
Dad "Yes son"
Baby Polar Bear "But Dad am I really a Polar Bear?"
Dad "Of course son that's why you have that thick white coat. Why do you ask?"
Baby Polar Bear "Cause I'm fucking cold"
Gran
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The Lounge / Reclassification
« on: April 08, 2006, 06:42:35 AM »
Hi
It's suddenly dawned on me that your initial sentence contained the words "US Intelligence Agencies" which is surely a contradition of terms so there is the answer
Gran
It's suddenly dawned on me that your initial sentence contained the words "US Intelligence Agencies" which is surely a contradition of terms so there is the answer
Gran
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / help (its for steam)
« on: April 07, 2006, 02:03:01 PM »
Hi
It might be a good idea to hire a medium and contact the expert James Watt
Gran
It might be a good idea to hire a medium and contact the expert James Watt
Gran
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The Lounge / Rugby
« on: April 06, 2006, 05:54:39 PM »
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Rugby - A game played by Dick Heads and watched by Wankers need I say more???
Gran
Rugby - A game played by Dick Heads and watched by Wankers need I say more???
Gran
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The Lounge / Secretary of State's visit to England
« on: April 03, 2006, 02:31:05 PM »
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In reply to Cinlef's remark I should mention that I was against the war in Iraq but once hostilities commenced I have fully backed the US and UK troops who are putting their lives on the line every day. To get back to my points Dr Rice stayed in a working class area in England and not in the capital and I am sure that she and the people she visited derived mutual benefits from shared experiences.
I also stand by myremarks that the media have focused on the negatives not the positives of the visit
Gran
In reply to Cinlef's remark I should mention that I was against the war in Iraq but once hostilities commenced I have fully backed the US and UK troops who are putting their lives on the line every day. To get back to my points Dr Rice stayed in a working class area in England and not in the capital and I am sure that she and the people she visited derived mutual benefits from shared experiences.
I also stand by myremarks that the media have focused on the negatives not the positives of the visit
Gran
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The Lounge / President
« on: April 02, 2006, 04:46:53 PM »
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Getting back to the question about GWB and whether he is any good _ I voted yes on the spin of a coin.
I have a stock answer "The Devil, God, George W Bush and Tony Blair are alright if you don't take seriously"
Gran
Getting back to the question about GWB and whether he is any good _ I voted yes on the spin of a coin.
I have a stock answer "The Devil, God, George W Bush and Tony Blair are alright if you don't take seriously"
Gran
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The Lounge / Secretary of State's visit to England
« on: April 02, 2006, 04:27:23 PM »
Hi
May I say that it has been a refreshing change for a visiting dignatory to visit and stay in what is by and large a working class area centred around Blackburn in Lancashire in the North West of England.
I would say that Dr Rice's visit has on the whole been a success despite the media focusing on the antics of anti war demonstrators (comprising for the most part of pacifists and the "Looney Left" ) (No doubt there are such elements in the US).
I have no axe to grind - on the contrary as I am a Yorkshireman whose bitter rivals are Lancastrians
Well done Condeleezza !!!!
Gran
May I say that it has been a refreshing change for a visiting dignatory to visit and stay in what is by and large a working class area centred around Blackburn in Lancashire in the North West of England.
I would say that Dr Rice's visit has on the whole been a success despite the media focusing on the antics of anti war demonstrators (comprising for the most part of pacifists and the "Looney Left" ) (No doubt there are such elements in the US).
I have no axe to grind - on the contrary as I am a Yorkshireman whose bitter rivals are Lancastrians
Well done Condeleezza !!!!
Gran
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The Lounge / A guide to Glasgow
« on: March 30, 2006, 01:52:19 PM »
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When in Govan a district of Glasgow look out for Rab C Nesbitt philosoher extraordinaire (qv BBC archive)
Gran
When in Govan a district of Glasgow look out for Rab C Nesbitt philosoher extraordinaire (qv BBC archive)
Gran
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Arts & Entertainment / The Music Game
« on: March 28, 2006, 06:21:28 AM »
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Sorry to say that I don't have the talent to play a musical instrument but I do like listening to a wide variety of music ranging from classical to rock.
I think the 60's single of Love Sculpture's version of "Sabre Dance" (Katcharturian) combines the two and is well worth a listen. I think Dave Edmunds played lead guitar
Gran
Sorry to say that I don't have the talent to play a musical instrument but I do like listening to a wide variety of music ranging from classical to rock.
I think the 60's single of Love Sculpture's version of "Sabre Dance" (Katcharturian) combines the two and is well worth a listen. I think Dave Edmunds played lead guitar
Gran
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Arts & Entertainment / The Music Game
« on: March 26, 2006, 04:38:15 AM »
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I agree _ Mason Williams "Classical Gas" (not John's cover) is brilliant. 60's rule OK
Gran
I agree _ Mason Williams "Classical Gas" (not John's cover) is brilliant. 60's rule OK
Gran
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The Lounge / Reclassification
« on: March 24, 2006, 11:29:37 AM »
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Pure speculation but someone in authority may have suddenly spotted something which when analysed could implicate the "Dirty Tricks Brigade" or others or lead to general embarrassment. Another more cinical reason could that a government official in a sinecure job suddenly had an attack of conscience and felt it high time he/she did something to justify his/her position
Gran
Pure speculation but someone in authority may have suddenly spotted something which when analysed could implicate the "Dirty Tricks Brigade" or others or lead to general embarrassment. Another more cinical reason could that a government official in a sinecure job suddenly had an attack of conscience and felt it high time he/she did something to justify his/her position
Gran
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The Lounge / Reclassification
« on: March 23, 2006, 07:37:55 PM »
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So why withdraw them or am I missing the point?
Gran
So why withdraw them or am I missing the point?
Gran
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The Lounge / Reclassification
« on: March 23, 2006, 02:17:45 PM »
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I am not qualified to judge but as far as "ancient history" is concerned if I remember correctly the "Cold War" was escalating at an alarming rate in the 1950's.
Gran
I am not qualified to judge but as far as "ancient history" is concerned if I remember correctly the "Cold War" was escalating at an alarming rate in the 1950's.
Gran
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The Lounge / santa claus is not a myth - just senile
« on: March 22, 2006, 04:19:20 PM »
Hi Read this quick or the powers who think they be in the FES will delete (They have done it before though Christ Knows Why - Perhaps a repressed childhood)
This is a tongue in cheek argument to prove that Santa is not infallible. It is based on the contents of a "Thank You" letter to Father Xmas from a young boy and his sister. This has received good feedback from many people except the anally retentive. (You know who I mean)
Dear Mr Santa Claus
Where's me f*cking bike
I've unwrapped all this other crap
And there's f*ck all here I like
If I'd wanted a pair of soccer boots
I'd have f*cking asked
And your spaceman suit and ping pong set
You can shove right up your ass
I wrote you a f*cking letter and came to see you twice
You shagged out geriatric git
You forgot me f*cking bike
Next time I come to see you I'll punch you in the guts
And I'll let all your f*cking reindeers loose
And kick Rudolph in the nuts
You've cocked me f*cking order up
It's enough to make me spew
And it's not just me whose hopping mad
Me Sister's pissed off too
Dear Mr Santa Claus where's me f*cking pram
You promised me you'd send one
And you know who I am
Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you"Ho Ho f*cking Ho"
Where's me f*cking pram
So just you wait till next year
When you go to that store
And me and me little sister
Come charging through the door
And we'll say Hey Mums and Dads
Just smell his breath and look at his bloodshot eyes
And do'nt believe him boys cos he tells f*cking lies
He's just a piss head head and a perv and not that f*cking bright
Cause he's the f*cking who forgot me f*cking bike
Gran
This is a tongue in cheek argument to prove that Santa is not infallible. It is based on the contents of a "Thank You" letter to Father Xmas from a young boy and his sister. This has received good feedback from many people except the anally retentive. (You know who I mean)
Dear Mr Santa Claus
Where's me f*cking bike
I've unwrapped all this other crap
And there's f*ck all here I like
If I'd wanted a pair of soccer boots
I'd have f*cking asked
And your spaceman suit and ping pong set
You can shove right up your ass
I wrote you a f*cking letter and came to see you twice
You shagged out geriatric git
You forgot me f*cking bike
Next time I come to see you I'll punch you in the guts
And I'll let all your f*cking reindeers loose
And kick Rudolph in the nuts
You've cocked me f*cking order up
It's enough to make me spew
And it's not just me whose hopping mad
Me Sister's pissed off too
Dear Mr Santa Claus where's me f*cking pram
You promised me you'd send one
And you know who I am
Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you"Ho Ho f*cking Ho"
Where's me f*cking pram
So just you wait till next year
When you go to that store
And me and me little sister
Come charging through the door
And we'll say Hey Mums and Dads
Just smell his breath and look at his bloodshot eyes
And do'nt believe him boys cos he tells f*cking lies
He's just a piss head head and a perv and not that f*cking bright
Cause he's the f*cking who forgot me f*cking bike
Gran
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Flat Earth Information Repository / Footballer Arrested to Hide Fake Moonwalk
« on: March 20, 2006, 01:06:25 PM »
I see what you mean.
Disneyland on the moon would be more of a "wow" than Disneyland Paris has been - I trust that there is no opposition to that premise.
I rather favour a giant Mickey Mouse welcoming all and sundry to the moon on "cheap day savers" and that would really convince me of the moon landings _ Everybody loves Mickey!!
Gran
Disneyland on the moon would be more of a "wow" than Disneyland Paris has been - I trust that there is no opposition to that premise.
I rather favour a giant Mickey Mouse welcoming all and sundry to the moon on "cheap day savers" and that would really convince me of the moon landings _ Everybody loves Mickey!!
Gran
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Flat Earth Information Repository / Footballer Arrested to Hide Fake Moonwalk
« on: March 20, 2006, 04:26:44 AM »
I may have disproved my own theory that the moon landings were hoaxes. Am I right in thinking that the US President throughout the whole series of landings was one Mr Nixon. Now there's someone who would never tell a lie !!!!!!!
Gran
Gran
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Flat Earth Information Repository / Footballer Arrested to Hide Fake Moonwalk
« on: March 18, 2006, 05:22:57 AM »
If the Americans had walked on the moon they would by now (some 40 years later) have built a self-contained holiday centre offering cut price tourist trips. They would have also have built a military base instead of proposing the Strategic Defence Initiative and would not be operating meaningless space shuttle projects (two of which exploded) just outside Earth's atmosphere
Gran
Gran
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Devil Worship?
« on: March 16, 2006, 03:06:20 PM »
Both the Devil and God are alright if you don't take them too seriously. Put them in a boxing ring together and I will worship the winner (I'm easily convinced)
PS Erasmus and Cinlef - Paul Martin is a respected presenter on British television !!!
Gran
PS Erasmus and Cinlef - Paul Martin is a respected presenter on British television !!!
Gran
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Flat Earth Information Repository / "The Flat-out Truth"
« on: March 15, 2006, 04:42:24 PM »
The only time that the earth seems to me is on a Saturday night after 15 beers. It is also spinning and upside down. How can it be upside down if it is round. Please note Mumas no swear words in my posting. I wonder if your vocabulary stretches that far??
Gran
?Gran
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Flat Earth Q&A / Atmosphere
« on: March 15, 2006, 04:34:34 PM »
Glad to see that you are using a well thought out and reasoned argument and that you have a remarkable command of the Queen's English. Not bad for a redneck
gran
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Moon landings information
« on: March 10, 2006, 04:04:15 PM »
No relevance to the the "Moon Landings" just a knee jerk reaction to an ill informed comment to someone who does not know me. nor my boxing expertise. I trust that you have reprimanded the other person.
On the subject of alleged moon landings, could you explain why American billionaires have to go into space with Russian Astronauts rather than Americans if the USA did put a man on the moon? Mmmm
Gran the Man
On the subject of alleged moon landings, could you explain why American billionaires have to go into space with Russian Astronauts rather than Americans if the USA did put a man on the moon? Mmmm
Gran the Man
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Moon landings information
« on: March 10, 2006, 03:47:44 PM »
This not spamming just a fair comment in reply to my boxing abilities !!!!
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Moon landings information
« on: March 10, 2006, 02:02:05 PM »
GoD
Bolton is less than 45 minutes drive from my manor. If you want proof of my boxing abilities set up a time and place and we will see !!!! Your call
Gran the Man
Bolton is less than 45 minutes drive from my manor. If you want proof of my boxing abilities set up a time and place and we will see !!!! Your call
Gran the Man
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Moon landings information
« on: March 10, 2006, 01:39:21 PM »Quote from: "cheesejoff"
Quote from: "Erasmus"[
Anyway, welcome to a world of insanity.
Correction, welcome to a flat world of insanity. :p
Probably because I am 6 foot 4 inches tall and an ex pro boxer
If I need to get a grip it will be around your throat. I am not allowed to use my fists!"!!!!
Gran the Man
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Flat Earth Q&A / Disproval of the RE model
« on: March 09, 2006, 03:41:29 PM »
I think that I have solved the problem.
The answer is a banana 7 inches long and the clue is that "His Father's name was Smith"
Am I right
Gran
I told you that I challenged assumptions
The answer is a banana 7 inches long and the clue is that "His Father's name was Smith"
Am I right
Gran
I told you that I challenged assumptions
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