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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 08, 2016, 03:54:03 AM »
Just wanted to remind you, Anders. There are other ways of showing you have at least a hint of wealth to move around and spend on a ridiculous challenge such as yours. Like, say for instance hiring an actual web developer or at the very least a graphic designer for your god-awful website would do wonders. You never learned HTML? It's far below someone who can 'code in word' - you shouldn't have taken that out of your CV. That was the most hilarious part!

When you took the picture for your avatar, did the store security escort you out for playing dressup in their changing rooms?

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 03, 2016, 10:25:15 AM »

NASA? They are criminal psychopats locking up people in a habitat at Hawaii telling them they are going to Mars. They are inhuman!

Is that really how you interpret what actually happened? You do appear to live on an entirely different planet to the rest of us, one where volunteers knowingly entered a habitat in Hawaii to see if they could live in it without murdering each other or starving to death.

Yes, that is how I interpret what is happening at Hawaii. It is a joke! They lock up human beings and tell them it is part of a project to fly to Mars 2024 or so.  So I ask the project mangement how they intend to go to Mars, the itenary, departure/arrival dates, fuel used, time spent on Mars, how to land, etc, and what are the answers? They haven't got a clue! Nobody can provide info how to travel to Mars and back. I describe the nonsense at http://heiwaco.com/moontravel2.htm#511. The principal investigator is not even there. She took a one year sabbatical in Russia.

Anders are you correcting your web pages when people point out your errors?

Yes, of course. It is mostly typing errors and links that do not work, etc, and clarifications. The info regarding my five Challenges contains no errors.

Partially correct. To your credit, most were spelling corrections. To your detriment each update introduced that many more errors. Beyond that, you have on more than one occasion been caught actually changing the rules.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 03, 2016, 06:08:49 AM »

The Challenges are legitimate and valid. Just follow the Rules and present your winning explanations. There are none. If you do not agree, you can always sue me at Tribunal de Grande Instance at Nice. You do not even need a lawyer for it.


False. If you follow the rules as they are written at the time, you update your rules. Remember, Anders? Almost a year ago how I built an automated system that called you out on your goalpost shifting? It even showed WHAT you changed and when. You did it multiple times. Your challenges are completely invalid, just like you.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 03, 2016, 05:21:51 AM »
He literally bumped a thread that he had no reason to.
This entire thread is one big unnecessary mess. It's still funny as hell in a really really sad way.

It is truly sad, but as you said, also funny. Heiwa clearly exists in a world of his own making and understands little of the real one. I doubt he has $1000 nevermind a million.
That's the standard objection. I am stupid and poor, etc. I hear it all the time. The others believing in human space travel are smart and wealthy. But they cannot explain a simple manned trip to Mars. And in the meantime they lock up innocent people for 12 months saying it is 'research' for a trip to Mars.
I have always wondered what humans shall do in vacuum space. I never get any intelligent answer. And when I ask how they shall land on Earth again, I am told they fall down like a piano dropped from the 10th floor but friction and a parachute prevent a crash. ROTFL.

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Why not prove you can pay?  ...


But I have several times. But it is not the real topic. The topic is to describe a manned space trip to planet Mars; fuel required, time table, how to navigate here and there, how to land, etc, etc, etc. And if you do it I pay you €1M!

But nobody can!!

Google and Facebook? Noone there has an idea how to do it.

NASA? They are criminal psychopats locking up people in a habitat at Hawaii telling them they are going to Mars. They are inhuman!

Media? They publish news how easy space travel is all the time ... but cannot explain how to do it.

And me? My name is Anders Björkman, president of Heiwa Co,  Heiwa on the Internet. I just laugh at the human space travel nonsense started by Juri Gagarin 1961. He was a poor communist and by lying about his space trip and re-entry, he became famous, bla, bla. He was killed later.

It is a tough life. And unfair. But I enjoy it. I have fun every day.

For all this assertion of grandeur, and all this money. Has anyone actually looked at his address on Google Maps?
It's an apartment/old folks home with an electrician operating out of the first floor.
It is not. House was completed 1974 by Pastor, Monaco, after original builder went bankrupt. I bought the 6th floor 200 m² top floor flat + roof garden 1980. H. Fassanelli & sons run a white wares shop at the ground since many years. French railways owns 8 flats out of 28 in the building for their staff. It seems most people in the house own their flats and are fully employed and hard working. Property prices are today about €5000/m² in the area.  So maybe my flat is worth €1M? What a coincidence. Why do twerps imagine something else. Old folks home. LOL No, it is 10 minutes walk to the beach, 10 minutes walk to the tennis clubs (there are three!). 5 minutes walk the to railway station, 30 minutes to Nice airport. There are plenty restaurants around. Good security. Unemployment 0. Booming subburb in the south is run by a real, blue blooded Prince, where 40 000 people work daily most of them commuting from surrounding towns. If you want to lose money there are several casinos not far from me.
But nobody will win my Challenges. Reason is cognitive dissonance + brainwash. People have been disinformed about many things and are confused. I really feel sorry for them.

It might be good location, but when you're in an old folks home you have to be close to the amenities. If you're really paying that much for that rickety place then you've been had. It's definitely the "old hand-crafted french home" you led us to believe earlier in this thread isn't it. 0 Unemployment? Calling BS on that. Your CV says you haven't worked since 07. No, I don't count Heiwaco, because that's not real. It's the "company" that you run that's not done a thing but assert BS claims like what are littered on these forums.

Hit the call button buddy, you just messed yourself.

Does it look like a lawyer has gone over the terms and conditions of the 1,000,000 proposal?

Has anybody investigaged how a french court would deal with a claim made against Anders Björkman to force the handover of that money with costs?

yeah, somewhere at about page 160 that was rumbling around. Not sure how far that got

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 03, 2016, 04:56:06 AM »
He literally bumped a thread that he had no reason to.
This entire thread is one big unnecessary mess. It's still funny as hell in a really really sad way.

It is truly sad, but as you said, also funny. Heiwa clearly exists in a world of his own making and understands little of the real one. I doubt he has $1000 nevermind a million.
That's the standard objection. I am stupid and poor, etc. I hear it all the time. The others believing in human space travel are smart and wealthy. But they cannot explain a simple manned trip to Mars. And in the meantime they lock up innocent people for 12 months saying it is 'research' for a trip to Mars.
I have always wondered what humans shall do in vacuum space. I never get any intelligent answer. And when I ask how they shall land on Earth again, I am told they fall down like a piano dropped from the 10th floor but friction and a parachute prevent a crash. ROTFL.

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Why not prove you can pay?  ...


But I have several times. But it is not the real topic. The topic is to describe a manned space trip to planet Mars; fuel required, time table, how to navigate here and there, how to land, etc, etc, etc. And if you do it I pay you €1M!

But nobody can!!

Google and Facebook? Noone there has an idea how to do it.

NASA? They are criminal psychopats locking up people in a habitat at Hawaii telling them they are going to Mars. They are inhuman!

Media? They publish news how easy space travel is all the time ... but cannot explain how to do it.

And me? My name is Anders Björkman, president of Heiwa Co,  Heiwa on the Internet. I just laugh at the human space travel nonsense started by Juri Gagarin 1961. He was a poor communist and by lying about his space trip and re-entry, he became famous, bla, bla. He was killed later.

It is a tough life. And unfair. But I enjoy it. I have fun every day.

For all this assertion of grandeur, and all this money. Has anyone actually looked at his address on Google Maps?
It's an apartment/old folks home with an electrician operating out of the first floor.
It is not. House was completed 1974 by Pastor, Monaco, after original builder went bankrupt. I bought the 6th floor 200 m² top floor flat + roof garden 1980. H. Fassanelli & sons run a white wares shop at the ground since many years. French railways owns 8 flats out of 28 in the building for their staff. It seems most people in the house own their flats and are fully employed and hard working. Property prices are today about €5000/m² in the area.  So maybe my flat is worth €1M? What a coincidence. Why do twerps imagine something else. Old folks home. LOL No, it is 10 minutes walk to the beach, 10 minutes walk to the tennis clubs (there are three!). 5 minutes walk the to railway station, 30 minutes to Nice airport. There are plenty restaurants around. Good security. Unemployment 0. Booming subburb in the south is run by a real, blue blooded Prince, where 40 000 people work daily most of them commuting from surrounding towns. If you want to lose money there are several casinos not far from me.
But nobody will win my Challenges. Reason is cognitive dissonance + brainwash. People have been disinformed about many things and are confused. I really feel sorry for them.

It might be good location, but when you're in an old folks home you have to be close to the amenities. If you're really paying that much for that rickety place then you've been had. It's definitely the "old hand-crafted french home" you led us to believe earlier in this thread isn't it. 0 Unemployment? Calling BS on that. Your CV says you haven't worked since 07. No, I don't count Heiwaco, because that's not real. It's the "company" that you run that's not done a thing but assert BS claims like what are littered on these forums.

Hit the call button buddy, you just messed yourself.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 03, 2016, 04:34:22 AM »
He literally bumped a thread that he had no reason to.
This entire thread is one big unnecessary mess. It's still funny as hell in a really really sad way.

It is truly sad, but as you said, also funny. Heiwa clearly exists in a world of his own making and understands little of the real one. I doubt he has $1000 nevermind a million.
That's the standard objection. I am stupid and poor, etc. I hear it all the time. The others believing in human space travel are smart and wealthy. But they cannot explain a simple manned trip to Mars. And in the meantime they lock up innocent people for 12 months saying it is 'research' for a trip to Mars.
I have always wondered what humans shall do in vacuum space. I never get any intelligent answer. And when I ask how they shall land on Earth again, I am told they fall down like a piano dropped from the 10th floor but friction and a parachute prevent a crash. ROTFL.

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Why not prove you can pay?  ...


But I have several times. But it is not the real topic. The topic is to describe a manned space trip to planet Mars; fuel required, time table, how to navigate here and there, how to land, etc, etc, etc. And if you do it I pay you €1M!

But nobody can!!

Google and Facebook? Noone there has an idea how to do it.

NASA? They are criminal psychopats locking up people in a habitat at Hawaii telling them they are going to Mars. They are inhuman!

Media? They publish news how easy space travel is all the time ... but cannot explain how to do it.

And me? My name is Anders Björkman, president of Heiwa Co,  Heiwa on the Internet. I just laugh at the human space travel nonsense started by Juri Gagarin 1961. He was a poor communist and by lying about his space trip and re-entry, he became famous, bla, bla. He was killed later.

It is a tough life. And unfair. But I enjoy it. I have fun every day.

For all this assertion of grandeur, and all this money. Has anyone actually looked at his address on Google Maps?
It's an apartment/old folks home with an electrician operating out of the first floor.

how did you trace him?

Not encouraging a dox fest, or anything else creepy/illegal like that. However, he lists his address on his ever-so-important-and-100%-accurate web page written with an 18 year old HTML editor. Plug into google maps and you're there.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 03, 2016, 03:52:30 AM »
He literally bumped a thread that he had no reason to.
This entire thread is one big unnecessary mess. It's still funny as hell in a really really sad way.

It is truly sad, but as you said, also funny. Heiwa clearly exists in a world of his own making and understands little of the real one. I doubt he has $1000 nevermind a million.
That's the standard objection. I am stupid and poor, etc. I hear it all the time. The others believing in human space travel are smart and wealthy. But they cannot explain a simple manned trip to Mars. And in the meantime they lock up innocent people for 12 months saying it is 'research' for a trip to Mars.
I have always wondered what humans shall do in vacuum space. I never get any intelligent answer. And when I ask how they shall land on Earth again, I am told they fall down like a piano dropped from the 10th floor but friction and a parachute prevent a crash. ROTFL.

...

Why not prove you can pay?  ...


But I have several times. But it is not the real topic. The topic is to describe a manned space trip to planet Mars; fuel required, time table, how to navigate here and there, how to land, etc, etc, etc. And if you do it I pay you €1M!

But nobody can!!

Google and Facebook? Noone there has an idea how to do it.

NASA? They are criminal psychopats locking up people in a habitat at Hawaii telling them they are going to Mars. They are inhuman!

Media? They publish news how easy space travel is all the time ... but cannot explain how to do it.

And me? My name is Anders Björkman, president of Heiwa Co,  Heiwa on the Internet. I just laugh at the human space travel nonsense started by Juri Gagarin 1961. He was a poor communist and by lying about his space trip and re-entry, he became famous, bla, bla. He was killed later.

It is a tough life. And unfair. But I enjoy it. I have fun every day.

For all this assertion of grandeur, and all this money. Has anyone actually looked at his address on Google Maps?
It's an apartment/old folks home with an electrician operating out of the first floor.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 02, 2016, 04:42:00 PM »
He literally bumped a thread that he had no reason to.
This entire thread is one big unnecessary mess. It's still funny as hell in a really really sad way.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 02, 2016, 02:33:06 PM »
My sweet delicious Jesus, how is this thread still going after what.. a year? Two?
Anders, you're one persistent crackpot, anyone tell you that?

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge
« on: September 25, 2015, 04:39:06 PM »
The direction this thread has taken is it own special form of torture  :'(
This thread *IS* torture. I'm seriously amazed this is still an active thread. Came back after months of ignoring this site entirely. Waterboarding might be preferable..

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Flat Earth General / Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:30:08 AM »
We have a blue moon. Good Luck and be well.

This like that strawberry moon thing? Instead of red strawberries, nothing still happens?

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About a week ago, Heiwa informed me of his €1,000,000 challenge on his website, not the one about proving that the 9/11 incident was done by terrorists but the second one at the bottom of the page about the Apollo missions.  This is it:
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The Anders Björkman Challenge 2 is first to calculate using first principles the amount of fuel (or energy) required to complete a manned Moon and/or planet Mars return trip after being ejected into space from Earth towards the Moon and/or planet Mars by external rockets, second to describe the space ship incl. its masses before/after the various maneuvers of the trip, any heat shield(s), if fitted, the engines and fuel tanks that can carry the amount of fuel using 1960 or 2015 technology, the accommodation for the persons aboard and finally to show that it is actually feasable to do the trip. Please do not present dreams and fantasies.
How I won was I showed him a simulator that when paired with a mod can simulate the Apollo missions, and I even offered to check the config files for realism.  As for the reentry part, I drew a diagram that illustrates how reentry capsules control their orientation and trajectory.  I have been presenting all this to Heiwa via PM's and he has not responded in almost a day now after I said "If I'm not mistaken, you owe me some money", so I figured that I might as well mention this on the forum to get the word out and to force him to not make the trademark flat earther move of ignoring my victory.

I understand that this is a long thread and this may have already been discussed, but I just wanted to chime in. I'm a RE, and I think that it's absolutely possible to complete the challenge, (whether Heiwa pays or not), but I think it is absurd that you think that you can declare yourself a winner and force Heiwa to pay you. That's not how this sort of challenge works. Heiwa accepts submissions, and without any other specifying language, it is clear that it is up to him to determine the viability of the submission. Ideally, if it were more serious, an independent body would judge submissions and Heiwa would provide evidence of availability of funds, but without that, the most obvious person to judge submissions would be Heiwa himself, not you. I can't think of any context in the entire set of social constructs in the world where merely by your own declaration of victory in a contest you have a valid claim to that victory, except perhaps declaring "shotgun", or "calling it", etc. This obviously doesn't fall into that category.

And if you really did refer him to a set of softwares with supplemental explanations and and an offer to "check the source code", I don't think you even completed a submission in the spirit of the challenge. He was clearly asking for a thorough report. How would Heiwa be reasonably expected to validate that you checked the source code, for example? Are you a software expert? Do you have credentials? Is Heiwa expected to run these simulations for himself? You could certainly use a simulator to validate your own results but the report should be complete, self contained, valid without external dependencies or conditions. And then, even when you submit the report, it's not only premature but presumptuous to declare yourself a winner. That's obvious to me as an observer, and I feel like I should call you out for it.

This doesn't absolve Heiwa if he does actually move the goal posts, but my opinion is that you haven't met them anyway, based on the limited dialogue I've read here.

My two cents. Apologies if this is already covered.

I'd ordinarily agree with you, but this is more akin to a schoolyard argument.

"Bet you can't prove the colour of the sky!"
"Sure I can, it's blue. See?"
"Nuh uh"
"No really, look up. There."
"Define blue"

... and so on. Not to mention his rules are laid out on his website for all to see. He's mentioned submission methods (which he's recently doubled back on). Mikeman has pretty much bent over backwards to make sure his application is what Anders is looking for. Every time Anders finds or makes up something trivial and doesn't even look at the application.  It actually got to the point where I've whipped up a script that monitors Anders' webpage for sneaky edits. I've caught him before.

By all rights, Mikeman has fulfilled the challenge and done so according to the rules posted at the time. If this wasn't a schoolyard semantics game, Mikeman would have a few more bank notes to his name (That is of course assuming Anders has the money which is HIGHLY suspect)

I don't blame you for not reading all of it though. It's an infuriating read, but that's essentially what's happened.

Now back to our program..

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50 years ago I wrote several software programs in FORTRAN/COBOL that were running on the IBM/360 computers available at the time. The programs solved simple ship structural design problems and also transformed model resistance data to fullscale, etc, etc, previously done longhand. The input was a box of punched cards and the output next day was a pile of printed paper.
I understand that NASA used the same computer and wrote their own software programs to plan the various legs of the Apollo trips 1969/72 and those softwares should be freely available today.

Bullshit. 50 pages ago we called you out on listing on your laughable CV, that you coded in "paint, word and excel".
You can hardly organize your thoughts into an intelligible post. I highly doubt you could even understand a hello world written in a shell script. Let alone COBOL or FORTRAN.

Unless you mean to say you watched more capable humans write several programs in COBOL/FORTRAN that solved structural design problems. That I can believe.

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This is not a personal attack, just a scenario that crossed my mind (one that I sadly witnessed in my own family) ...

Considering the behavior of a certain person in this thread and the publicly available information about him, I consider it possible that he is suffering from a progressive form of a dementia-like impairment. A reduction in "regular" activities starting in the 90s, a steady increase of involvement in delusional conspiracy theories, deteriorating from semi-serious analyzes in his field of expertise to prejudice rants in areas he shows less understanding than any educated person with an engineering background should. Memory problems, baseless suspicions and mood swings are further symptoms someone might notice. Some posts even indicate that he moved back in with his supportive family.

In cases like these there exist a few simple rules for interaction ...

Don't take offense - Listen to what is troubling the person, and try to understand that reality. Then be reassuring, and let the person know you care.

Don't argue or try to convince - Allow the individual to express ideas. Acknowledge his or her opinions.

Offer a simple answer - Share your thoughts with the individual, but keep it simple. Don't overwhelm the person with lengthy explanations or reasons.

Switch the focus to another activity - Engage the individual in an activity.

... of course ... this might be the activity he was switched to.

Various people, myself included, have tried the "tender hearted" approach back about 100 pages ago. We each were met with arrogance and name calling. Condition or not, you act like a dick, you get a dick across the face. Further to the fact the jury's out on whether he's actually got a condition, or if he's just trolling. Or both really.

If there's a problem, and everyone agrees there's a problem. Then to have that projected back at you with snide remarks then so be it. You gotta want the help to get better. Anders is fine living in ignorance, and being a dick about it to boot.

So here we are.

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... James Randi One Million Dollars Challenge can serve as an example to Heiwa give more seriousness and notoriety to their concerns.

What's funny is, Anders has been to JREF and gotten a few awards for his time there.
Two time winner of the Stundie Award if memory serves. Well deserved, very popular awards you know.

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For general inquiries an email is OK. Applications should be in writing on paper. There is no need to be impolite if you are unable to write and application.

Show me how to put hyperlinks in a letter and I will get right on it.

But seriously, why won't you accept the application via email?  You even said before that emailing it is fine, so why did you change your mind?

I know right? Especially when his garbage site says this:
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Send your entry (detailed calculations of fuel and descriptions of space craft) to Anders Björkman, 6 rue Victor Hugo, F 06 240 Beausoleil, France, anders.bjorkman@wanadoo.fr
-Listing email as a viable submission method

You're going against your own rules Anders.

(This is not doxxing; This is his information Anders himself has put into the public arena by way of his worthless challenge. I'm simply repeating what is already public)

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No, I am not stupid. Joining the Swedish Royal Navy 1964 I had IQ 143 to join the elite. We were taught not to just kill a few enemies blindly but using our high powered brains intelligently to kill them at great numbers. That's how we defeated USSR around 1970. 


Ok, I know I'm off topic but I just can't let this go. The Swedish Navy did WHAT to the USSR around 1970???

And no, you are not stupid. But if you honestly believe everything you say, you are defiantly mentally ill to some degree.
In September/October the Swedish armed forces (army/air/navy) arranged a big exercise up North with >40 000 soldiers/seamen lasting a month and I was the youngest officer in charge of a special project. Due to some convention (Helsinki ?) NATO, the Warsaw Pact and Finland were invited to watch us. My men and I transformed a civilian ship into a dangerous navy mine layer in 48 hrs and the Russian and Polish guests watching were very impressed. We drank some vodka to celebrate, etc. An American Marine colonel also watched by didn't drink.
I fully agree that war and military action require you to be mentally ill to participate, but I was young then and ... the girls loved my sailor uniform. See photo at http://heiwaco.com/cv.htm .

Goddamn you are so full of yourself. You have the same dull look of a dumb animal on your face as you do now.
By the way, speaking about the "didn't submit the challenge on paper" - further back you explicitly said it was fine to electronically submit to your sham challenge. Now you're doubling back on yourself. I maintain you're the mentally ill one.

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Actually all footage of C crushing A shown live of TV is Computer Generated Images made beforehand in Hollywood!

No doubt about it!


You are such a penguin.

Agreed.
Speaking of which, stop screwing up the title Anders. You did that to me like 3 times back oh I don't know like NINETY pages ago?
The topic is I won Heiwa's €1,000,000 challenge

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Well, your simulator fails to indicate the times and locations of the various events and the course to get to the Moon in the first place and back.

What do you think all those numbers all over the simulation were for?  There is a big obvious timer labeled GET for "ground elapsed time" in the upper right of the screen that tells you the time, and the location, velocity, and orbital parameters of the ship are detailed by orbit MFD (multi functional display).  It gives a lot easier to read information in the surface MFD, so if you plan on using orbital yourself you could figure it out that way.  If you want I could redo the simulation but with surface MFD active so you can see speed.

This GET doesn't say where the Moon is or where you are in EPO, etc, and how to get to the next location. I would prefer GMT or any Local Time but not the time since I started. You should know that if you are late for any maneouvre you must recalculate the complete trip and so on.

I understand Buzz and Neil navigated in space with a compass, sextant and their instincts and it worked fine 1969 when US was defeated in Vietnam and needed some good news but now is 2015 and ... Obama?? He needs some good news! But where?

Aha - first wife Michelle and first and second daughters have planted tomatoes in the White House garden, the ex-Rose now Tomato garden, to assist with the 2018 NASA Tomato Moon trip.

There is no biz like the tomato biz I know. It can go ketchup or down but it remains to ma to. Japanese for fuck up.

Okay, I've seen some serious borkman in my day. But what in the shit was that?

I think I'm going to submit a patent:
The Borkman Device - Summary
A small, egg-shaped, desk mounted device. Atop this egg, is a camera lens and a wireless transceiver. Below, is the exhaust chute connected to the hopper. One simply loads the Spaghetti-Os into the back of the hopper through a convenient slide cover. (very popular) After shutting the door, one goes to a smart phone or wireless enabled computer to start the process!

The Speditor software allows you to start the Borkman Device hurling Spaghetti-Os toward a canvas of your choice, while the camera atop reads the result and loads it into the Speditor! There, you can tweak your creation and ultimately select your destination. Pump your drivel into website forums, or even create an entire website!

--

So far I managed to sell 2 prototypes. Just witness the proof yourselves, friends.


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Hi Anders,
Je suppose que vous parlez français, puisque vous vivez près de Nice.
Comment peut on savoir quand votre site est mis à jour?

Merci

Oui, je parle français. Je améliore mon site régulièrement. Il est trés populaire.

Amicalement

Heiwa

Hahaha! Man. This sums up any interaction with Anders neatly.

"Anders, how can we tell when your website is updated?"

"Why yes! I do have a website! Very popular!"

What a tool.

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Hi Anders,
Je suppose que vous parlez français, puisque vous vivez près de Nice.
Comment peut on savoir quand votre site est mis à jour?

Merci
When my script tells you  :)
Or, if you aren't adverse to going to his trainwreck of a site: right click, view source. The ancient HTML editor he uses timestamps his pages with last update time.
Thanks Arith, but look: even Anders doesn't answer to my request.
Maybe it's to silly for his hot brain. Or he does not understand french.
So I try it again:
Please Anders, is it possible to know when do you upgrade your site? In an other way than clicking with the right click.
Because, it seem you upgrade it very often.
Thanks.

I realize you obviously didn't address me. I figured I'd give an answer because I knew one wasn't forthcoming from the addressee.
Frankly, jury is out on whether he even understands english.

Some terms to brush up on, Anders: challenge, fair, evidently, cognitive dissonance and pathological liar.

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Hi Anders,
Je suppose que vous parlez français, puisque vous vivez près de Nice.
Comment peut on savoir quand votre site est mis à jour?

Merci

When my script tells you  :)
Or, if you aren't adverse to going to his trainwreck of a site: right click, view source. The ancient HTML editor he uses timestamps his pages with last update time.


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Anders Björkman is a fairly common name in Sweden and there are maybe 50 of us on Facebook. But Google only recognizes a handful Anders B's, incl. me at the top. No big deal. More important is my popular website that soon is downloaded 1 800 000 times. Imagine that!

I also get plenty fan mail and a disturbing amount of hate mail. The latter from people suffering from cognitive dissonance, i.e. they fall apart when reading or hearing something they believe differently about and they start to HATE!

In my biz - safety at sea - I have been told amazing stories about big storms, etc, causing all sorts of things ... and I just find them interesting. Maybe they are true, maybe not ... interesting all the time. Nothing to get upset about.

#1 - Still misusing "cognitive dissonance"
#2 - Bjorkman is a pretty common name, especially on G+, right Anders?

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I searched for anders björkman and got 490 000 résultats (in 0,49 seconds) . I was #1, 2 and 4. The reporter is there and then a doctor but no skier.

Google massages it's results based on your past searches among other things. You probably google yourself all night long, of course you're going to be top hits. I asked Google about you, and Google thought you were a little bitch.

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Hm, I am the organizer and judge and I do not like being insulted by bad losers. As far as I am concerned your 'application' (LOL) just included a reference to a software that I should use to calculate various things.

It seems you have misunderstood the rules and requirements of the Challenge.

Which is the entire problem. The judge doesn't know what he's talking about. Software listed in the challenge is a tool. Not the kind of tool you are, but a useful one. One that calculates the dynamics of how such a craft would/does work. Instead you often liken space mechanics with sea mechanics which is wrong (and you've been told this multiple times to no avail)

Though when you've got years of experience programming in paint, I guess those orbital simulators seem like tinker toys huh?

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The Heiwa Challenge 1 or 2 is clearly neither as scam nor a sham.

A scam is an attempt to defraud a person or group by gaining their confidence.

A sham is something that is not what it appears to be and that is meant to trick or deceive people.

Only twirps suggest that my Challenge is a scam or sham.

Sorry to go back a bit but just catching up. Heiwa - why do you say stupid things like this when you've already admitted your 'challenge' is impossible to win? How short do you think our memories are? I've never come across any one who contradicts themselves as much as you do.

What I say above is not stupid.

The Heiwa Challenge 1 or 2 is clearly neither as scam nor a sham.

A scam is an attempt to defraud a person or group by gaining their confidence.

A sham is something that is not what it appears to be and that is meant to trick or deceive people.

My Challenge 2 is simply a challenge to anybody to describe a realistic space trip with humans aboard. If she/he manages that, there is a prize.

That's all. No contradictions or anything like it. Only facts.

Clearly human space travel is impossible and all persons saying that they have been in space are simply lying at request their masters. People just beliving in human space travel are simply brain washed, silly fools.
Human space travel is just boring, old, cold war propaganda getting ridiculous. People have seen a rocket disappearing in a cloud and believe it has gone to the Moon. Give me a break, please.

It seems my Challenges prove I am right.

I think Anders speaks in opposites. It's the only way that drivel makes sense.

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The Heiwa Challenge 1 or 2 is clearly neither as scam nor a sham.

A scam is an attempt to defraud a person or group by gaining their confidence.

A sham is something that is not what it appears to be and that is meant to trick or deceive people.

Only twirps suggest that my Challenge is a scam or sham.

Yep. I'd say that's both terms covered in your little challenge.
SCAM: "1 million is evidently in the bank" - gaining our confidence (without a shred of proof)
SHAM: Offering a challenge of one million euros, while admitting in this very thread that you posted the challenge because (you think) it cannot be done.  The very definition of deception.

Only senile invalids suggest your challenge is valid in any way

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I refuse to take part in a scam. The challenge was already won. Show us the money, Heiwa.
What a silly, foolish post. My Challenge is serious and extremely difficult and nobody has so far won it for obvious reasons. Thus the money remains by me.

Except that you've admitted it's a sham. Multiple times.
You think it cannot be done, so you put up this "challenge". Little did your minuscule intellect figure, that it - in fact - IS possible, and a highschool student has just shown you up.

Outmatched I would say.

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Sweet Muhammed on a skateboard WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL A THING?!
I go away for a few days thinking "Maybe Anders finally had his last 'fact-fit' (as I call them) this will just die off"
I want to say I'm surprised, but I guess I'm really not. Just terribly saddened.

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@Arith, markjo, Doglover, Dog, etc.

In psychology, cognitive dissonance is the mental stress or discomfort experienced by an individual confronted by new information that conflicts with existing beliefs, ideas, or values. 

An individual who experiences dissonance tends to become psychologically uncomfortable and start writing stupid posts in Internet forums.

Dissonance is felt when people are confronted with information that is inconsistent with their beliefs.

So what are we to make of it? How are you to uncover truth when it seems that people who genuinely believe they are being honest are really deceiving themselves? When one part of the mind doesn't know what the other is doing?

I really think you must face what are sometimes uncomfortable truths about yourselves and your miserable lives. It is easy!

Shape up, you silly fools.

I agree with your definition of cognitive dissonance. I disagree that there's any here, at least on our parts.
I can speak for myself that I'm perfectly fine knowing that you're an idiot. This isn't some life altering information. Everyone knows you're an idiot. It's okay. Lots of people are idiots. It's just that right now, you're the loudest of them.

Now, for delusional old men who haven't done anything in like 7 or 8 years according to your super popular "handsome" website #1... (You see, I did study your shitty website. Tore part of it inside out as a fun project in fact.)
I can say with all confidence, you are an idiot. You project your faults on to us because you're a narcissist. I also believe you are a fraud. You never substantiated your stupid challenge with proof of prize. Both because you don't have it, and because you never intended on paying it. Which you've admitted.

I mean, "what G+ page" <blush>

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