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Flat Earth General / The Conclusive Categorical Conspiracy Compendium

« on: November 13, 2006, 06:53:02 PM »

Here's where this organization is going to fail. We are approaching a generation where it will cost about $1,000,000 for any average joe (millionaire) to go into space. Go into space yourself before you call astronauts bribed liars and try to disprove science. Actually, no FE'ers are scientists nor have any of them graduated from an Ivy League school. The engineer said "Well I'm an engineer, does that count?" - no, no it certainly does not because ur-anus is flatter than the earth is, even if you had a bubblebutt.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: what does the ice wall rest on?

« on: November 13, 2006, 06:50:14 PM »

then where are all the penguins?

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Flat Earth Q&A / FEs parents

« on: November 13, 2006, 06:46:48 PM »

My parents definitely don't believe me when I tell them that I believe the Earth is flat.  They just laugh and humour me - telling me I'm right.

Maybe you should move out of their house and stop going on these stupid forums that are built for stupid people who believe we are surrounded by a wall of ice. what about the flow of rivers? wind shifts? EVERYONE knows the world is round (including you b/c you're trying to jerk everyones chain w/ this bullshit). If there were a government conspiracy about the shape of the earth then how come there are no documentaries about it? Oh yeah, because people who believe in FE are DEAD AND HAVE BEEN DEAD SINCE COLUMBUS HIMSELF WAS PROVEN WRONG. But I guess we live in a solar system that's shaped like:
(Sun) big O - Mercury O - Venus O - Earth | - Mars O - Jupiter O - Your anus O - Neptune O - and sorry no more Pluto because it was flatter than your mother just like Earth.

We're charging that god damn ice wall, but not before we drink the traditional cult flavored kool-aid.
Up yours, flatty.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Australia doesn't exist

« on: November 10, 2006, 11:31:31 AM »

no flatty's here. you win, good sir.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Question

« on: November 10, 2006, 11:29:03 AM »

bite my boner flatty

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Flat Earth Q&A / If I could ask the President one question...

« on: November 08, 2006, 10:39:22 AM »

"Mr. President, how do you feel about wasting the American's tax dollars on NASA and these so called "satellites" when you know for a fact that the Earth is flat, regardless of photography, video evidence in the past 50 years, science, non-retardation, and these fake trips to the moon all 5,999,990,000 of you round earthers say to be true?"

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Flat Earth Q&A / Sinking effect, not a question trying to prove FE false

« on: November 08, 2006, 06:49:40 AM »

the shape of the earth isn't flat. the end

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Flat Earth Q&A / Ok. After You are for real, please answer this...

« on: November 07, 2006, 02:33:21 PM »

no stars are close to you. if they actually were only as far away as 2,300 miles then why don't you grab one?

Who has arms that are 2,300 miles long?

you really are blonde.

You shouldn't throw rocks when you live in a glass house...

Yea but I don't live in a glass house because you can't prove that I don't live in a glass house. I'll throw some rocks at you to distract you, then kick you in the ovaries, flatty.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Sinking effect, not a question trying to prove FE false

« on: November 07, 2006, 02:30:56 PM »

you mean the fact that the world would cave in if it was flat?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Ok. After You are for real, please answer this...

« on: November 07, 2006, 01:43:32 PM »

The reason the stars are different in different hemispheres is because you can only see the stars close to you - not the ones that are further away.

no stars are close to you. if they actually were only as far away as 2,300 miles then why don't you grab one? how about the moon? i guess that's just a thing that's right next to the stars. you really are blonde.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Could it be that all "FE'ers" are ignorant?

« on: November 07, 2006, 01:39:34 PM »

your mother's flat

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Flat Earth Q&A / I finally got the call!

« on: November 06, 2006, 08:26:07 PM »

what can you pick up, the weed?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Funny...

« on: November 06, 2006, 05:50:29 PM »

True. Too bad it's not that difficult to prove that the world isn't flat.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Alright that's it!!!!!

« on: November 06, 2006, 05:48:34 PM »

Antarctica is shaped like a stingray artard. You claim to have EVERY continent included yet you say that Antarctica is an ice wall in the perfect shape of a ring. If this were the case then we wouldn't see penguins walking around in Antarctica and we wouldn't have VIDEO footage of the 7th proven continent to look at, seing as though no one's really seen this ice wall that I'm about to find whilst destroying about 4 million soldiers that guard it  :roll: - how bout video footage from the space shuttle? Oh that must be just because the windows on the space shuttle are rounded. CHARGE THAT GOD DAMN ICE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, (falls into oblivion).

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Flat Earth Q&A / Question

« on: November 06, 2006, 05:41:38 PM »

It's not one airplane.  You do realize that we have airplanes that are used for reconnaissance right?  They fly very high and take very detailed pictures of the earth.  You have a few UAVs fly around the earth and take pictures.  They would be indistinuishable from 'satellite' pictures.

HAHA YOU SAID AROUND, GOTCHA BITCH. If you were a real believer you would've said aflat the world.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re-Entering Earth's Atmosphere

« on: November 06, 2006, 05:37:00 PM »

it's cuz this organization's a farse... they know it's not real but they push it to the max b/c it's fucking hilarious

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Flat Earth Q&A / plate tectonics?

« on: November 06, 2006, 04:47:33 PM »

WATCH OUT!!!!! THOSE KIDS ARE GONNA FALL OFF THE ICE WALL!!!!!!!!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Alright that's it!!!!!

« on: November 06, 2006, 04:46:00 PM »

that's cuz you're a round earther conspirator

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Flat Earth Q&A / Funny...

« on: November 06, 2006, 04:42:30 PM »

so go to a place that's not foggy. this is one of the best arguments on here.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Alright that's it!!!!!

« on: November 06, 2006, 04:39:27 PM »

We're making an army and charging that god damn ice wall!!!!!!!!!! let's see those bastards stop us from running over the end!!!!!!!!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Question

« on: November 06, 2006, 04:16:26 PM »

Read a book on satellites before saying that they're fake. You have no proof that they are fake. By you saying that satellites don't exist, you're saying that satellite TV doesn't exist. You're saying the Hubble Telescope is a fraud, and you're basically saying that people who graduated from far more prestigous schools than you (because they paid attention in school) and work in a professional scientific field are incorrect.  And you're trying to make a legit argument that YOU'RE OWN TAX DOLLARS are going to "fake satellites" - wow, what a genius you are. And obviously Google Earth is just an airplane that takes accurate pictures of THE WHOLE WORLD (which is obviously flat...... cookoo) airplanes aren't still btw and if you say helicopters you deserve to be smacked. Only a satellite could take a picture of that magnitude. It would take decades to put together a collage of pictures like that and then "pretend" that the earth is round - Something's wrong with you dude. Go drink the kool aid.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Question

« on: November 06, 2006, 02:10:56 PM »

Right, so FE doesn't have gravity. That's why I'm levitating right now. Satellites don't exist: are you mentally handicapped? Haven't you heard of the international space station? Are you serious? Download Google Earth before you speak out of your ass and say satellites don't exist. How about the satellite TV I have in my living room? I guess that's all just a global government cover up because international conflict doesn't really exist, that's all just a cover up. Tell that to the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting so you can have the freedom to join these groups and have the freedom to attempt to deny WHAT EVERY NON-RETARDED PERSON KNOWS. This is a cult .

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Flat Earth Q&A / Question

« on: November 06, 2006, 10:41:24 AM »

No, not all of my questions are not answered there. I asked specifically if any of FE's are actually scientists and/or ivy league graduates. Don't be a jackass and tell me that everything's a conspiracy and a coverup like 9/11. Nonconformity is healthy, but you guys are taking this thing way too far. NASA's in on the conspiracy? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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How bout the Russian Space Station? There's no such thing as a conspiracy, not in America. Go watch an IMAX movie or something. Read a book, attend a kindergarten class. This argument is like saying 2+2 is only 4 because the government tells you so. SHOW ME SOME PROOF, don't tell me. Hmmm..... yea read a book and stop wasting your life away.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Question

« on: November 06, 2006, 09:33:11 AM »

Are any of the members of the flat earth society actually scientists? Or Ivy League graduates? Why are there no satellite photos of this "flat earth"? How come there are "ice barriers" surrounding the earth, yet we have seasons. In Australia, it is always warm, while here in Ohio, the temperature changes with the seasons. Explain that. If the earth was flat, the weather would be equivalent throughout the world. We're a planet, not a fucking pancake. There's no such thing as a government conspiracy when this knowledge is GLOBAL. What's the point of this society? Show me a VIDEO or a REAL PICTURE of the flat earth rather than arguing with negations. Haven't you guys ever downloaded Google Earth? Do it and put in any address and there you'll find ACTUAL PHYSICAL EVIDENCE that will prove to you what every preschooler knows. Oh yeah, and gravity. If gravity is in the center of the earth, than there would be less of it the further you go away from it. Like a magnet. Grow up.