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The Lounge / Drunk?

« on: January 04, 2007, 10:29:06 PM »

i sometimes get drunk. dont see anything bad about that. im just having fun with friends, thats all. its not like im drowning my sorrows. and beer is loveable. i especially fancy irish and brittish ales.

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The Lounge / Awake - A footbag video

« on: December 24, 2006, 05:55:26 AM »

ewwww he made a movie....eeeewwww....disgusting.

pretty awesome though, but looks kinda like a retarded folkdance since the ball is almost invisible.

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The Lounge / The postcard topic!

« on: December 16, 2006, 02:35:38 PM »

I thought you were banned...

Nope, i wasnt banned. Ive never been raped by a furry animal. The reason i hate you is because you are australians. you are the scum of the earth. i hope you choke on violent sticker-makers.

Last I checked, Wyoming wasn't in Australia.  I could be wrong though!  I'd be mighty embarrassed for my state government telling me we're in the US, though!

To be honest, i think i know a bit more about wyoming than you do. After all, i am the master of the universe. I created australia, and every miserable scumbag that lives there. I hate you. And your ugly animals. Especially the koala. i hate those cute, cuddily things, made out of pure love.

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The Lounge / The postcard topic!

« on: December 15, 2006, 03:37:25 AM »

I thought you were banned...

Nope, i wasnt banned. Ive never been raped by a furry animal. The reason i hate you is because you are australians. you are the scum of the earth. i hope you choke on violent sticker-makers.

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The Lounge / The postcard topic!

« on: December 14, 2006, 09:33:05 AM »

Soon probably, although I haven't got any pcards yet (I think one got lost in the post and don't know about the other).  We'll just put the guilt trip on those who haven't sent cards yet and start the next round in a week or two.  I actually really enjoying sending the cards so it doesn't worry me much, you never get 100% of cards sent anyway.

ewwwww australian. you slimey piece of dung.

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The Lounge / God does not exist

« on: November 26, 2006, 06:26:31 AM »

i think that since god is a mirror image of the guy that smoked weed in jerusalem some thousand years ago we should think about the apple of truth since apples have known the truth a long time because apples are higher beings.

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Flat Earth Q&A / talk to me about your flat planet...

« on: November 23, 2006, 10:50:40 AM »

picture our world as a cookie. wouldnt that be much nicer than a spherical earth? well, its the only reason for believing in a flat earth that i can come up with. i would love to live on a cookie...mmmm...

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Australia doesn't exist

« on: November 20, 2006, 01:36:30 AM »

but its true! mars exists! you guys are so ignorant.

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The Lounge / The Best Dip

« on: November 19, 2006, 01:05:44 PM »

oh, im also a fan of guacamole. its so soft and wet.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / The bible

« on: November 19, 2006, 01:00:34 PM »

i bet the bible was written by an australian.

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The Lounge / The Best Dip

« on: November 19, 2006, 12:56:48 PM »

my ex-girlfriend was pretty good.

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The Lounge / Shooting Stars

« on: November 19, 2006, 08:44:01 AM »

haha while you look at stars the tractors are advancing in on the rulership of the earth.

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The Lounge / I ROCK

« on: November 19, 2006, 08:42:42 AM »

this summer i saw high on fire, modified toy orchestra, isis and some others live. they rocked. and i saw susperia and red harvest a couple of months ago. i rock.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: I own a space shuttle, and am giving free rides

« on: November 18, 2006, 11:59:19 AM »

I own a space shuttle, and I am willing to give all you... free rides in space

A flight into space?  For free? What's your shuttle made of, refrigerator boxes and sparklers?

Very nice answer. Being unable not to be sarcastic is appearently a virtue most FE'ers seem to have.

Was I supposed to actually believe that this person really has his own space shuttle and that he would be willing to give me a ride in it for free?

him having a spaceshuttle is almost as far off as the earth being flat.

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The Lounge / Who was that guy?.

« on: November 18, 2006, 10:32:20 AM »

what is it about unclejimbob? is he fantastic?

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The Lounge / Things that suck

« on: November 18, 2006, 10:31:16 AM »

i am having a long-term relationship with my right hand. we're thinking about marriage. maybe not as sucky as the rest of the thread, but it is something, eh?

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The Lounge / I ROCK

« on: November 18, 2006, 10:29:02 AM »

am i allowed to rock?

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The Lounge / Post an image of yourself!

« on: November 18, 2006, 10:09:08 AM »

i was wondering about going to this concert. its probably some not that good crust punk, and im not really that keen on getting drunk at the moment, but my friends want me to come. but if you want to nail my behind your welcome.

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The Lounge / Shooting Stars

« on: November 18, 2006, 10:07:12 AM »

beware of the tractors! soon they will kill us all!

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The Lounge / Shooting Stars

« on: November 18, 2006, 10:03:42 AM »

yep. they hypnotize farmers to make the tractor nest as cozy as possible. then the tractor younglings are trained in the arts of warfare and combat. at the moment the tractors are just waiting to become enough in numbers to take over the earth and kill all other living beings.

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The Lounge / Shooting Stars

« on: November 18, 2006, 09:55:23 AM »

hayballs are tractor eggs. eventually they will take over the world.

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The Lounge / Post an image of yourself!

« on: November 18, 2006, 09:00:08 AM »

no u.

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The Lounge / Post an image of yourself!

« on: November 18, 2006, 08:53:19 AM »

this is me washing my car.

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The Lounge / God does not exist

« on: November 18, 2006, 08:49:18 AM »

but if god is in everyone of us we dont exist because god doesnt not exist because i know that because it is the worms that made the earth and the earth is shaped like a cone and that may be because i like balls and i made the worms of the center of the universe so i know because i am your overfiend and that is because once i saw this peach and it fell of the tree and it landed near my hip so i ate it yummi.

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The Lounge / The postcard topic!

« on: November 18, 2006, 08:47:26 AM »

australian ramble. something about old women.

you make me ill by just typing on your primitive keyboard over there, in australia.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Australia doesn't exist

« on: November 18, 2006, 08:45:37 AM »

but mars do exist! it is a planet! it exists!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: I own a space shuttle, and am giving free rides

« on: November 18, 2006, 08:44:45 AM »

I own a space shuttle, and I am willing to give all you... free rides in space

A flight into space?  For free? What's your shuttle made of, refrigerator boxes and sparklers?

it can work, one time i went to space with nothing but a blender and some chicken wire.

i just need some of my pills to go to space.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Australia doesn't exist

« on: November 17, 2006, 07:32:46 AM »

but why are you arguing about mars?! it exists!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Water in the toilet

« on: November 17, 2006, 07:29:34 AM »

ive had my eyeballs licked. was pretty nasty at first, but after a while it began to feel nice. you should try it.

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The Lounge / Re: The postcard topic!

« on: November 17, 2006, 07:26:13 AM »

A madmans ramblings. Pretty nice idea about postcards though, but he's from australia...

well, i havent been here long enough, but i would never give any of you mad bastards my adress. because of my activities on this forum lately, im sure some mad australian flat-earther would find me, destroy me and hang my intestials up in an oak tree.

Not many oaks down here - I think a nice Gum or Scribbly-bark would suffice.

eeeewwww its one of them. you disgusting almost non-human being.