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The Lounge / Re: Motorcycle thread
« on: June 29, 2019, 01:55:34 AM »
I guess that could do it with the limiter off.
Never had a limiter.

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The Lounge / Re: Spanner in great danger
« on: November 19, 2018, 02:01:27 AM »

Leicestershire dear boy! The land of the curly toed.
Begins with 'L', that's near enough. Red rose scum.

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The Lounge / Re: Spanner in great danger
« on: November 16, 2018, 12:24:38 AM »
I live about 150 yards away from Barmston drain. What should I do?


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-werewolf-creature-terrifying-families-7979525
Post pictures of nuns in rubber and latex as fast as you can. The werewolf will be scared of the nuns, thus you should be safe .

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This game is shit.....1

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The Lounge / Spanner in great danger
« on: November 15, 2018, 02:40:55 AM »
I live about 150 yards away from Barmston drain. What should I do?


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-werewolf-creature-terrifying-families-7979525

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: November 15, 2018, 01:12:40 AM »
All us lot had a get together, quite impressed by a few, Satan for one, a thoroughly sensible chap. Buddha, though is a right twat.
The opinion was that you lot have fecked things up so badly, it cannot be repaired.
The only possible solution is a drastic population reduction. Until this happens, you are on your own.
We were thinking it would be better just to start again somewhere else.

Have fun for the time being, you ain't got long left.

Ok,  thanks for the heads up,  I'm off to Jura-Glenlivet's  party,  I hear it's going to be a hot one.

Good party?

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: October 17, 2018, 02:53:35 AM »
All us lot had a get together, quite impressed by a few, Satan for one, a thoroughly sensible chap. Buddha, though is a right twat.
The opinion was that you lot have fecked things up so badly, it cannot be repaired.
The only possible solution is a drastic population reduction. Until this happens, you are on your own.
We were thinking it would be better just to start again somewhere else.

Have fun for the time being, you ain't got long left.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: October 03, 2018, 05:00:26 AM »
Can you handle an influx of 7 billion souls?
Not sure, how much space does a soul occupy?

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: October 03, 2018, 04:03:13 AM »
I have to rid the Earth of approx 7 billion people. This is not an easy occupation.

Ask your father for help,  he probably has a few tricks he can share.

He didn't mind looking like a twat. For example, my mother was only 12 when she gave birth.

I would prefer to appear kind and lovely.

Killing 7 billion nicely is very hard.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: October 03, 2018, 02:16:59 AM »
I have to rid the Earth of approx 7 billion people. This is not an easy occupation.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: October 03, 2018, 01:24:43 AM »
Now I am all powerful, I must do good./

Most of the world's ills are caused by over population.

Any suggestions how I can reduce the population of the planet to about a tenth of the present, without appearing to be too much of a twat?

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: October 02, 2018, 12:16:05 AM »
The zombie possibility appears wrong, no rotting flesh. Any other skills I am not sure, only recently did I realise I  am Jesus so I will have to experiment.
I do confirm though, the Earth is flat.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Spanner34.5 is Jesus.
« on: October 01, 2018, 03:12:56 AM »
A few years ago, I visited the blood donation clinic for one of my regular visits. On entry we log in at reception. The first communication I had with the doctor/nurse was to inform me, I was dead, so my blood was not taken. I argued with the medically  qualified person well enough for my blood to be taken.
Obviously, coming back to life so quickly, it must have been the second coming.
This obviously means I am Jesus.

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The Lounge / Re: Motorcycle thread
« on: September 07, 2018, 12:12:53 AM »
I guess that could do it with the limiter off.
A1 model wasn't limited. Over 186 with a gear left.

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The Lounge / Re: What do most of you do for work?
« on: September 06, 2018, 03:58:28 AM »
Thanks. My English knowledge is not perfect but I have done my best to estimate to understand what he means. :)
You will be Amerikkkan then.

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The Lounge / Re: Motorcycle thread
« on: September 05, 2018, 12:23:11 AM »
One does 25 mph, one 165, one 190+. It would be slightly difficult.
190+? Which one is that?
A1 model zx12r

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The Lounge / Re: Motorcycle thread
« on: September 04, 2018, 02:51:54 AM »
One does 25 mph, one 165, one 190+. It would be slightly difficult.

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The Lounge / Re: Motorcycle thread
« on: September 03, 2018, 04:30:46 AM »
I've had lots of motorcycles, got three now.

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The Lounge / Re: Eskişehir is wellcome! We are great with you!
« on: September 03, 2018, 03:41:30 AM »
You mean welcome?

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: RIP Stephen Hawking
« on: March 15, 2018, 04:36:55 AM »
My iq is the lowerest here. 85 or was it 58.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: RIP Stephen Hawking
« on: March 14, 2018, 05:12:58 AM »
Someone should try turning him off, then back on again. That sometimes works.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Planes
« on: February 19, 2018, 03:00:33 AM »
Ended up upside down, then not sure. Got my feet working though, you haven't got anything else working.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Planes
« on: February 19, 2018, 01:58:30 AM »
One wing stalls, the other doesn,t. Real interesting stalling out or a tight climbing turn, the lower wing stalls.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Planes
« on: February 19, 2018, 12:20:11 AM »
Try it in a pa38.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Planes
« on: February 17, 2018, 04:46:38 AM »
Some aircraft recover themselves. As an experiment, I stalled a plane, did nothing, the plane recovered then stalled again.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: How can there be waves in the ocean
« on: February 17, 2018, 03:25:50 AM »
Penguins are found north of the equator.

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The Lounge / Re: When is Gayer going to have the baby?
« on: February 14, 2018, 03:45:12 AM »
All babies look like Winston Churchill. Call him Leonard Spencer.

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