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The Lounge / I just got fired from my job!
« on: December 20, 2008, 05:13:44 AM »
No reason given. Over the phone too! When I asked the manager said she didn't want to get into any "specifics" but they've decided to let me go. I was with the company for almost 9 years, only one person has been there longer than me, was a supervisor & the only person to have ever received a merit raise.

Merry fuckin' Christmas y'all.

The Lounge / Majel Barrett-Roddenberry dies @ age 76
« on: December 19, 2008, 12:14:03 AM »
Majel Barrett-Roddenberry, the wife of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, has passed away, Access Hollywood has learned. She was 76...

The Lounge / Have you smelled a vulva today?
« on: October 18, 2008, 09:52:55 AM »

In a German research it became clear that men who stare to the breasts of woman increase their lifetime with a minimum of five years. Looking to (big) breasts for ten minutes equals 30 minutes of aerobics, according to doctor Karen Weatherby...

The Lounge / Goth couple hounded off the bus
« on: January 26, 2008, 02:08:16 AM »

Flat Earth Q&A / Dog shoots owner dead
« on: January 09, 2008, 05:49:37 AM »

The Lounge / Hi, I'm not new
« on: November 06, 2007, 05:35:42 AM »
I've just been away for a looooong time.

The Lounge / If there were only 100 people on earth...
« on: May 03, 2007, 02:50:29 AM »
It would look something like this.

Philosophy, Religion & Society / Islamic jokes
« on: April 21, 2007, 04:44:39 AM »
Hey, don't blame me, I didn't write them!
AFAIK they're posted by an ex-Muslim.

Islamic jokes

The Lounge / HOW do I get there?
« on: April 19, 2007, 01:26:56 AM »
Ok, go to Google maps:

then get directions from ny,ny to london.

Check instruction #24.

The Lounge / Toilets smoke...catch fire
« on: April 17, 2007, 05:54:58 AM »
Toto Ltd., a Japanes firm known for making high-tech toilets & bidets, apologizes after several toilets go up in fire and smoke:

Can you say burning ring of fire?

The Lounge / I want an award!
« on: April 14, 2007, 01:03:43 AM »
What is this award thingie on the profile?
Dammit, I want an award for sumtink!!

a baby dead because "it was in God's plan", a baby dead because "the devil did it" and a baby dead because of "the evil that men do"?

ETA: I saw this on a post on another mssgboard I was reading and just thought I'd share.

Technology, Science & Alt Science / Do fairies exist?
« on: April 03, 2007, 02:32:20 AM »
I just came across this site:

The Lounge / Children's truisms
« on: March 31, 2007, 01:45:14 AM »
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3 y/o brother to hold a tomatoe.

5) You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is granpa's lap.

Flat Earth Q&A / Is private island ownership right for you?
« on: March 30, 2007, 03:11:24 AM »
Take the quiz:
Island ownership quiz thingie

I gots 87 outta 100!

The Lounge / I saved someone's life a few days ago
« on: March 24, 2007, 04:31:05 AM »
Now beg for the details or just pat me on the back  ;D

The Lounge / So, anybody herad from dann lately?
« on: March 23, 2007, 04:28:43 AM »
He hasn't posted in several days...wassup wit dat?

The Lounge / Tatt-wooed at last
« on: March 23, 2007, 04:00:43 AM »
Thirty-two years after he tattooed her name on his arm, he finally gets the girl:


The Lounge / A chorus line
« on: March 21, 2007, 03:24:16 AM »

The Lounge / What would you do for love?
« on: March 20, 2007, 01:38:29 AM »
A Chinese man goes under the knife for his wife:

The price of love

The Lounge / Bro rape: A newsline investigative report
« on: March 20, 2007, 01:07:02 AM »
For too long has this crime gone unreported, it's victims shamed:

" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Bro rape

The Lounge / Are you lonely tonight?
« on: March 17, 2007, 06:21:19 AM »
Try this new dating site:

Monkey bootie is worth the price.

A study found that male monkeys will give up juice rewards in order to check out female monkey's bottoms.

And some people still think we're not related   ::)

The Lounge / Go on, get your huge dick out.
« on: March 14, 2007, 02:25:23 AM »
That's the slogan I got from the Advertising Slogan Generator, I swear!

What slogan will you get for your huge dick?  ;)

Technology, Science & Alt Science / We never went to the moon
« on: March 13, 2007, 06:59:57 AM »
'K, I ain'ts gonna repaste all the linkies here so this is a linkie to the OP:
I didn't check out all the linkies 'cause the first 2 or 3 I clicked on were all in Spanish and me no speeky spaneesh  ;D

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