Listen to me, for I bring the TRUTH that will wipe away the LIES that you have been told!



.You can find a larger, easier-to-read version here.
Apologies for quality, I had to resize to fit it on the web.

But before you delete this thread as spam, what proof have you got that this isn't:

a) a serious theory; and
b) true

I mean, it COULD BE. If the government can hush up a flat world why couldn't they hush up a tubular one? If God can create anything, could he not create a tubular world?

There is as much proof for my theory as any flat-earth theory.

PLEASE NOTE: I do not think God is a big white ghost - this is my best attempt at drawing an omnipresent being. Originally, he was off-black, but you couldn't make Him out properly. Take no offence, thankyou please