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The Lounge / Amazing epiphany I just had
« on: September 08, 2008, 11:27:10 AM »
After briefly glancing through beautiful naked porn artform (women of course) I reached this brilliant (but extraneous) conclusion: BEING SMART IS BEING DUMB.

Allow me to elaborate: In math class, through my sheer brilliance and remarkable wit I managed to score highly (on a dubiously casual math placement aptitude test.) Through this test, I was enabled to bypass two sectors of mathematical study (Pre-Calculus and 12 Chapters of Calculus) Entirely. But, alas, these trials were more treacherous than anticipated. Here begins my Life in Calculus with a foreign math teacher, who is completely devoted to math. You can tell this guy never got anything lower than a 90% in math. As with all math archtypes, the man rarely devoted any time to elaborating about current mathematical errors and the like. But, like all protoganistic archetype wannabes, I felt I could overcome these trials and magically (and effortlessly) prevail at math. I indeed believed this until I stumbled upon my first problem in homework. I soon realized that if my math level (specifically, calculus) was represented by a numeric character ranging from 0-10, I would essentially be a 2. It was then when I fully discovered the epiphany...

We all know Einstein is a stereotypically smart guy. Lets examine his life: Has ADD. Bored with early schooling. Gets a mediocre occupation and continues his humble existence until, one day, he discovers SCIENCE. He then gets famous and now has the sole role of Heroic Scientific Genuis. Due to this imaginary prestige, and imaginary duty to fulfill this imaginary prestige, he devotes his life to the Advancement of Science. Unfortunately, he doesn't really get anywhere and lives an unhappy man. He then dies, an unhappy man.

So kids, wHat Is TEH MORAL TO THIS STORY???

Being smart is being dumb.


I plan on enrolling in pre-calculus this semester.

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Flat Earth Debate / The emotional reason for FE
« on: August 25, 2008, 09:22:51 PM »
We all know that if the Flat Earth didn't appeal to you folks then you wouldn't really believe the Flat Earth Theories. Let's be serious with ourselves. The real reason we believe in a Flat Earth, or a Round Earth, is because it appeals to us. All of you Flat Earther's out there, please share your inner thoughts of why you believe in our humble, flat, abode.

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Flat Earth Q&A / An astronautical FEr. Perhaps too ambitious.
« on: August 20, 2008, 03:45:50 PM »
I think it would be fun(ny) if a true FE'r would aspire to becoming an astronaut, achieve their goal, then return to the forums and relay their new found data to us.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Does RoboSteve believe in FE?
« on: August 10, 2008, 11:07:48 AM »
Or is he just one big Joker. You can flame if you want, I would prefer it if you answered my question.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Possibly inane question
« on: August 10, 2008, 10:33:22 AM »
Has any scientist confirmed that a 5ft tall flag can be seen (from any distance) on a uniform body of water (such as, [ahem] the Ocean?) Because, I am just a lazy FE'er and don't want to actually get out and go to the ocean myself.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Welcome.
« on: August 10, 2008, 10:21:59 AM »
Hello. I have come to notice that any opposition to Flat Earth theory has been rewarded with primitive assaults and pithy replies. I have also noticed a username parading as Saddam Hussein. First, I would like to clarify that Islam does not condone a flat world. In actuality it proclaims the Earth to be flat. Not that I am Muslim, by the way. I am actually an Atheist.
I would also like to know "why" you believe in Flat Earth. The Earth is nothing more than a large, (round) object. If you do not believe this, secure for yourself a device which is able to achieve an acceleration higher than the -9.798 m/s (such as an airplane, helicopter, or baloon.) You will see, that infact the earth appears curved. Infact, if you possess the intelligience, you can even build yourself a spacecraft (though I doubt you will be successful at this endeavour.) Or perhaps you could simply fly a robust aircraft around the world for so many kilometers until your flawed notions reach their dissolution. Furthermore, what little I have read from Samuel Rowbotham has not yet been confirmed by any other scientists.

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