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Flat Earth Q&A / How do you know how high the ice wall is?
« on: February 10, 2006, 04:15:21 PM »
i wish you would just cut the small talk and suck my dick erasmus

Flat Earth Q&A / Oops
« on: February 10, 2006, 04:13:32 PM »
whoa, shut me up. i had no idea they were completley different, nor did i know that they were very far apart. you have educated me beyond compare. next time i'll look at a map before falling under your hilarious scrutiniy.


The Lounge / Allergies: the threshold of reactivity
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:51:25 PM »
i didnt read the article, but im going to assume it was about tacos. yes tacos are sweet, but you cant just eat one. ya know?

The Lounge / President
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:49:29 PM »
i voted yes four times

Flat Earth Q&A / any flat cartographers?
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:46:10 PM »
i knew a flat catographer, luckily she had a nice ass

Flat Earth Q&A / How do you know how high the ice wall is?
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:44:26 PM »
the ice wall casts a gigantic shadow, using the shadow and a light pole near by we can determine the hieght of the icewall. The light pole measures 23 feet, and the shadow it casts measures 31 feet. The shadow of the icewall measures 15 feet. Now follow me here because this is where it gets complicated: 31x=345=11.13 - a wall that high would be impossible to climb.

Flat Earth Q&A / Oops
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:39:47 PM »
you probobally flew over iceland, the southpole and iceland look almost identical

Flat Earth Q&A / Ad-Hominem attacks! Not guilty!
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:38:23 PM »
you said i couldn't possibly be a scinetist because i was a nigger

Arts & Entertainment / Favourite recent film
« on: January 30, 2006, 08:50:21 PM »
The Life and Death of Chris Curzon was an amazing movie. Good supporting cast, well written, and historically accurate. Brilliant movie directed by the legendary John Curzon.

Flat Earth Q&A / What convinced you of the Earth's flatness?
« on: January 30, 2006, 08:03:29 PM »

Flat Earth Q&A / Hi Im new
« on: January 30, 2006, 08:01:11 PM »
these new people are starting to piss me off

Flat Earth Q&A / Explanation for day and night.
« on: January 29, 2006, 09:45:43 PM »
man that alex guys a fucking dick.  johnk you make a very accurate point, but whats that badass white thing floating in the ocean? and why did you draw all the continents in the shape of penis'??

Flat Earth Q&A / Ban request
« on: January 12, 2006, 07:19:09 AM »
yeah me and pspunit are very trustworthy. and i visit this site daily if not monthly.

Flat Earth Q&A / Flat Earth
« on: January 11, 2006, 12:43:10 AM »
i think yahoo shut that site down.
there are two possible explanations:
1) the flatness of the earth caused yahoos servers to fall through the earth when it became much to populated with "data packets;" the weight of these packets are much to heavy for the earth to hold. OR,
2) I kept clicking the link over, and over and sucked out all its bandwith.

I don't know, im not a scientist.

Flat Earth Q&A / THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 03, 2006, 01:16:23 AM »
well pspunit,
sometimes when a man has a small penis, they want they cover it up, the same goes for satalite pictures. these pictures are also very small


Flat Earth Q&A / THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 01, 2006, 06:12:17 PM »
man dont ask stupid questions. of course they're fake.

Flat Earth Q&A / THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 01, 2006, 05:47:17 PM »
i am also a student pilot and you are just making stuff up now. the only way to prove that the earth is round would be to shrink the world down and hold it in your hand like a marble. but it is impossible to do this because you would have no where to stand to hold the shrunken earth. it is this popular paradox that proves the world is flat.

Flat Earth Q&A / Things are changing around here..
« on: January 01, 2006, 05:32:46 PM »
yeah man i agree, that spam was getting rediculous. it was starting to piss me off. ive been reading this forum for sometime but have been afraid to post. and now these jerks have the nerve to say stuff like, "the world isnt flat" or "gravity exists!" or "why havn't i fallen off then?" or the ones that really get me are the ones that are all "then why do they have pictures of a round world from space, and for that matter why are all the other planets round then when you look at them through a telescope?!" and im all, "i could explain this to you, but you should just look at the evidence for yourself!" and then they're all, "man you are so stupid" and i usually dont have a good comeback so i just wait for someone to delete their post.

Flat Earth Information Repository / "The Flat-out Truth"
« on: January 01, 2006, 05:25:21 PM »
now. I know some of you nay sayers want to believe what your third grade teachers told you about the world being round, but this is simply not true. I have the best evidence of all to prove the world is flat. That evidence is a story, a story of personal triumph, and many hilarious sexual encounters.


thats me, before the accident... i was young and ambitious with my black sunglasses. I thought I was on top of the world, which is impossible because the world is perfectly flat, without any peaks. anyway i was driving down the street when a deer jumped out in front of me, i slammed on my breaks, but it was too late. i hit the deer and was launched out my windshield. boy was i embarressed! my face looked like this :oops: !!! had the world been a circular body, i could have been in trouble. lucky for me the world is flat and gravity doesnt exist, so i floated my way to a pillow factory.

i fell asleep on the soft pillows, but was awoken with a rattle. it felt like the earth was caving in below me. sure enough it was! see, when God was making the earth he forgot that by making it flat and thin it could not support very much weight. the factory was too heavy and it crushed the thin earthly plane. "oh no," i said to myself. however i am much too crafty to let a pillow factory kill me. using a sewing kit, and several pillows i made myself a space raft. i started to plummit down down down and away i went. 5 minutes later i foudn myself in hell. where all the assholes who thought the earth was round were having hilarious sexual encounters with flat women. that was their ironic punishment.

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