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The Lounge / don't you hate it when people ask these questions?
« on: July 15, 2006, 10:05:46 AM »
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

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how do those animals stay alive?  wouldnt they die?  then the earth would fall.  hmmmm answer me that.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / quantum physics
« on: July 07, 2006, 10:43:23 PM »
so can anyone explain this to me.
i dont understand how a particle can be in two places at once.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Aight guys, more on the ice wall
« on: June 25, 2006, 03:22:21 PM »
and is there cheese on the moon?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Does Australia exist?
« on: June 22, 2006, 06:49:26 PM »
are you kidding?
of course it exists
people live there

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Flat Earth Q&A / antartica
« on: June 18, 2006, 10:01:37 AM »
wow dogplatter... you are insane.  i cant even describe how hard i laughed when i read your explaination for penguins.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Prove me wrong please
« on: June 18, 2006, 09:56:56 AM »
guess what chrimson king!

you cannot you logic, opinions, facts, or wikipedia!

its kinda sad that we cant prove or disprove anything.

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Flat Earth Q&A / This place is quite comical.
« on: June 17, 2006, 12:22:25 PM »
yeah... i really have a lot of fun here.  its quite a hoot.

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:43:53 PM »
haa haa why thank you.

and if i feel it safe i shall post a picture as proof
(althogh pictures of the round earth dont seem to be cutting it for some people)
but dont count on it

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Flat Earth Q&A / The Summer Solstice
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:41:29 PM »
so0o0o0o i dont get it.
what would you like us to do with these degrees?

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:38:39 PM »
id post a picture but im scared of freaky people.

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:35:29 PM »
now you cant be serious.
i sware im a real girl!

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:33:54 PM »
haaa haaaaa :lol:

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:30:20 PM »
haa haa well key words: not completely

you strike me as a 40 year old virgin who lives with his mother and a bunch of cats and is trying to relive his glory days from high school.  is that so?  (i mean that in a very kind way of course.  im sure your manners are perfect)  =]

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:21:57 PM »
so just out of curiosity...
who is shocked by the fact that im a girl?
and might i add a not completely socially inept girl.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Toliets
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:15:49 PM »
crimsonking...
your argument is so great that no one can respond.
awesome!

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 07:48:29 PM »
haa haa
well sir thank you.
i do consider my time here quite an accomplishment.

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 07:42:29 PM »
im happy to say it would be impossible for me to get testicular cancer.  but im glad you both dont have it.

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 07:39:28 PM »
awww kmec those poems are wonderful!

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:55:31 PM »
well my dear would you help me write a poem?
we both know im not very gifted in that area.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Toliets
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:54:00 PM »
do they really?

then why do people in england drive on the onther side of the road?  wow the mysteries of the world....

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:45:55 PM »
no the socratic method silly.
of course i want to be friends.

by the way i think the earth being a circle would be extremely symbolic of the connections which we all have to one another.  isnt that a lovely thought?

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Flat Earth Q&A / cover-up??
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:42:39 PM »
i agree sir.

but whatever they feel is fair.
fine then.

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Flat Earth Q&A / cover-up??
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:30:06 PM »
haa haa yes we definately should.

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Flat Earth Q&A / EURICA! numero dos
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:26:37 PM »
ive just realized you're all crazy.

the earth is round.

lets all accept it =]

and be happy tree hugging people
living together in peace and harmony
dancing on rainbows and holding hands

<3

i just thought these thoughts needed to stay expressed.  let me employ my right to free speech and express my feelings ok?  its just not fair... you're making me feel guilty.  =[

peace out babes.

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Flat Earth Q&A / cover-up??
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:22:14 PM »
ahahahahaha

i think we've got this all figured out!

PS: where did eurika go?

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:20:31 PM »
yeah i kinda made that up.

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:17:49 PM »
i have deducted that the earth must be flat due to kmec and potemkin's neverending questioning.  they are taking on a style similar to socrates.  very nice.  not to mention i love tricklingpeepee's reasoning but it tends to sway me the other direction.  oh and crimson king is a fine debator.

now lets all live in peace and harmony on this earth of ours.
peace commrades?  or dare i say friends?

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Flat Earth Q&A / The Sun and Moon
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:12:58 PM »
hey potemkin...
A CIRCLE IS ROUND IT HAS NO END THATS HOW LONG I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!  YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

oh by the way you deserve a pickle for your huge amount of intelligence.

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Flat Earth Q&A / proof?
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:10:25 PM »
you are completely right potemkin and kmec20.
i am so sorry for doubting your truth in the matter.

no lie.
earth flat.
end of story.

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