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The Lounge / Distributism, Socialism, Or Capitalism
« on: June 16, 2006, 05:57:01 AM »
Take away the notion of "equality" and we're left with capitalism. Equality is at the heart of this debate, yet hasn't been significantly addressed.
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Flat Earth Q&A / Dark matter
« on: June 16, 2006, 05:33:51 AM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
What about Darth Energy.
In Question
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What about slim fast?
In Question

I have no concerns for my bodily appearances, such concern goes against the man-code. Now rather than a witty retort, do you have anything to contribute with regard to "Darth Energy".
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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Flat Earth Society
« on: June 16, 2006, 05:28:19 AM »
Quote from: "Xargo"
I have a question.. What is it that the FE Society do?

I mean, I understand you believe the Earth is flat. So far so good.
But is that all? Or do you arrange meetings and drink coffee together at occasion? What is it that makes this society of yours a society?

Except for believing in what you so rebellious, in contradiction to all modern science,  believe in, what is it that you members do?

We think.
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Flat Earth Q&A / Quick Question
« on: June 16, 2006, 12:59:06 AM »
Quote from: "Luke_smith64"
Quote from: "Unimportant"
Quote from: "Pythagorus"
Know thy enemy.
The FlatEarthers believe the north pole is at the center and the south pole makes the perimeter, so those connections are still valid on the Flat Earth Model.


NO it is NOT at all possible.

there would be a huge gap between the southern connections.

it may be possible in the nroth, but physicaly impossable at the southern end



 /-----\
(   0   )
 \___./


the middle "0" is the northpole in the fe model. the outline is the icewall/south

therfore it is impossible to make those ocnnections

Cack! Come back when you've got something original and researched to offer. This is naked ignorance at best, child pornography at worst.
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Quote from: "Doomie"
How does you explain the changing of seasons? Alright, imagine that the sun DOESN'T rotate around the earth, and that God himself did not make Earth the center of the universe...

That don't explain the fact that, if the sun didn't rotate around the earth, then we wouldn't be seeing the sun in the east and then over in the west.

Yet another case of a RE'er coming and saying, "if you don't believe in this part of RE propaganda how do you explain this part of RE propaganda".
Ignorance at best, autistic at worst.
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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Question for FE'ers only
« on: June 16, 2006, 12:36:20 AM »
Quote from: "Luke_smith64"
Do you FE'ers believe the sun will explode and turn into a red dwarf?

This post contains satire, a demonic verbal form of fellatio performed only on the worthy. I welcome your verbal fellatio with open arms and salute your efforts. Although it will not work this time around, for my bible protects me from homosexuality.

The sun.
The sun is a flat device put in place by God to heat/light the earth for obvious reasons. On the fourth day -. The sun is similar to an LED light and its only point of difference is that it is powered by the glory of God, rather than a battery. The Glory of god cannot be exhausted unlike ordinary batteries therefore is a superior source of energy. This is why the sun has existed and continues to exist for some 5000 years.
In Truth
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Flat Earth Q&A / Dark matter
« on: June 15, 2006, 06:51:07 PM »
What about Darth Energy.
In Question
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / video formats
« on: June 15, 2006, 06:02:41 PM »
All evil acronyms of lucifer, I pick none and dedicate this thread to St. Anger.
In Wisdom
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Flat Earth Q&A / Question about the ice wall.
« on: June 15, 2006, 05:52:11 PM »
Quote from: "Joe_Mama"
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Do not repost content from my website without permission, this is stealing and incurs the wrath of the baby jesus and lawyers. Apologise and subordinate to me in pm immediatly. Or else I can't even begin to tell you what horrors will befall your phallus.
In Glory
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First of all, you do not know who I am.  Second of all, you don't scare me.  THIRDLY, liars like you need to be exposed for who they really are.  Lastly, (hold yourself back, UJB), here is more garbage from your website:

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WHY AM I SO SUCCESSFUL AND THE GREATEST RAGER TO EVER LIVE?
HOW AM I SO HUMBLE IN MY SUCCESS AND CONSISTENT WITH MY RESULTS?
WHY DID JESUS CHRIST CHOOSE ME TO DELIVER HIS WORD TO THE FAITHLESS SODAMITES OF ONLINE VIDEO GAMES?
SINCE I FOUNDED THE INTERNET AND BECAME CEO OF ALL VIDEO GAMES ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME WHY AM I SO SUCCESSFUL AND THE GREATEST RAGER TO EVER LIVE, HOW AM I SO HUMBLE IN MY SUCCESS AND CONSISTENT WITH MY RESULTS, AND WHY DID JESUS CHRIST CHOOSE ME TO DELIVER HIS WORD TO THE FAITHLESS SODAMITES OF ONLINE VIDEO GAMES. AND TO TELL THE TRUTH I DONT GIVE A SHIT.


UJB, don't forget to take your Lithium.  You are one messed up guy.  As for reposting your garbage, I'm giving credit where credit is due.  This is all from YOUR website, UJB (www.g0tjesus.com).  I claim no credit for it.  All of it came from your own twisted mind.

Have a nice day.

When posting content from www.g0tjesus.com as the source credit "The Church of Bob" who're the owners and operators of www.g0tjesus.com.
In Glory
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Quote from: "DrQuak"
ah yes, but generally the darker skin colours are stronger genetically than the paler ones (although i believe i read a paper in nature stating that the native american/polynesian colour is a relatively weak trait.


Admittedly a person who live in Africa will be largely genetically divergent from an aborignee (no idea how you spell that) but in countries with broad racial mixing the genetic divergence will be relatively small between the races.


May i add that most of this came from Nature (don't know issue number, was reading it while waiting for an interview). and it was merely a comment that there isn't much difference between any human genetically. hell we share 90% genetically with a great ape, 70% with a bannana.

When you say 'stronger' what exactly are you lying about? If you are speaking in terms of physical strength then your absolutely off mark, the top strongmen in the world strongest man competition are mostly from northern Europe and Greenland, the winners that is. Also if I do recall correctly a recent strongman winner from Greenland was actually a direct decendent of viking nobility, stronger than an ox and a flat-earther.
In Truth
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Flat Earth Q&A / Question about the ice wall.
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:08:11 PM »
Quote from: "Joe_Mama"
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How come you get to decide what an official baptist is like and he doesnt?


Here is your first clue:

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UNCLE JIM BOB - FOUNDER OF THE CHURCH OF BOB (COCK OF CHRIST)


This is right on the front page of his website.  How many Baptists do you know who will say that?  I certainly don't.

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And would a real baptist have an avatar of someone beating someone else over the head with a chair and a location of "your mamas house"?


I picked out the avatar because I liked it.  I don't want to be associated with all of these weirdos who keep trying to use the Bible as a reason for "proving" that the world is flat.  Since it isn't a REAL person getting beaten, I thought it was appropriate and showed some character.  As for the "Your mama's house", that's meant as a joke because I don't post my personal information online.  I was saved when I was 18 years old.  I am now 26.  I attended a Baptist church for about 3 years.  Guess what?  None of them have websites telling people that the way to Christ is thru His anus.  That is perverted and immoral.  

1 Corinthians 6:13
"Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"—but God will destroy them both. The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

Ask any Christians in real life about what they think about UJB's website and they will tell you the same thing.  I'm sure you can find a Christian church (Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are another story) somewhere near where you live.  Any other questions?

Oh heck.  I have more time.  Let's take a look at more of UJB's website.

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MY TALE...
I WAS A 54 YEAR OLD PEDEREST WITHOUT A JOB, FAMILY, OR FAITH. THE YEAR 1998 WAS LOOKING FOGGY, FOGGY LIKE DOGSHIT. BUT ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN I MET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL ON HER OWN AT THE MOVIES WATCHING JIM CARRY, JIM CARRY MAKES ME LAUGH MATTER. ON THE OTHER TOE, IT WAS AN ORDINARY WEEKEND, EXCEPT THE SKY WAS ON FIRE, WITH MAN LUST, MY MAN LUST. THAT FIRE WAS PROJECTED FROM MY ANUS, I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND OR EXPLAIN HOW - BUT IT WAS. I MOVED DOWN 27 ROWS TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO HER. I KNEW THIS WAS THE ONE, I HAD DREAMED ABOUT, SCREAMED ABOUT, CREAMED ABOUT FOR NEARLY 5 DECADES OF EXISTENCE. I ASKED HER IF HER PARENTS WERE AROUND, BUT SHE MANAGED TO GET OUT A "RAAAAA.." BEFORE I COMFORTED HER WITH SILENCE. SHE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE, SO I WRAPPED HER IN MY FAT ROLLS AND WALKED OUT OF THE CINEMA TO MY CAR. AFTERWARD, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WAS TO CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER, THE MATRIX/INTERNET. ALIENS WERE REAL AND DOGS REALLY COULD TALK. I TRIED MY BEST TO LOOK LIKE MY FACE WAS A PENIS TO HER, BUT ALL SHE DID WAS NOD HER HEAD IN SHAME. SHE GAVE ME A BOOK CALLED "THE BIBLE", I FARTED GRACEFULLY AND BEGAN TO READ. I WAS A SPEED READER, SO I HAD FINISHED THE BOOK BY TIME MY FART HAS DEPARTED MY STERNUM. MY 13 YEAR OLD WIFE COULD ONLY APPRECIATE MY WORKS, BY VOMMITTING ALLOVER MY FACE AND SHITTING ON MY KNEES.
SO MY CYBER CONGLOMERATE BEGAN..
SINCE EATING AN INTERNET INTO EXISTENCE, THE COCK OF CHRIST (CHURCH OF BOB) MADE PROMINENCE IN INTERNET EVANGELISM, WHICH IS FUNNILY ENOUGH A TERM I INVENTED WHILST PERFORMING BRAIN SURGEORY ON MY NEIGHBOURS WIFES COCK. WITH GODLY SPEED THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORNOGRAPHY WAS FORMED AND THE WORLDS FIRST MMOWB, MASSIVE MULTICHRISTIAN ONLINE WORSHIP BROADCAST WAS FORMED BY MYSELF, STEVE IRWIN, ADAM SMITH, ADOLF HITLER AND MEL GIBSON. WE ESTABLISHED THE MMOWB BACK IN 1998 ON A SMALLER WALKEE TALKEE -TO- WALKEE TALKEE SCALE.


Now, has anybody here ever met a Christian who talked like this?  GIVE ME A BREAK!

Here's some more:

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HOWEVER THIS QUICKLY DIVERSIFIED DUE TO THE RAPID INGESTION OF ALCOHOL MIXED WITH CAT PISS, THIS WAS NEVER ACTUALLY EXPLAINED BUT ALL WE KNEW WAS THAT IT WAS A MIRACLE PERFORMED BY GOD HIMSELF. NOT LONG AFTER SUCCEEDING TO THE PINNACLE OF INTERNET EVANGELISM I LOST EVERYTHING IN THE STOCK MARKET CRASH, MY CHURCH WAS SOLD OUT TO A JUDEO-PAGAN INSTITUTION KNOWN AS "GOOGLE" FOR ONE THOUSAND HUNDRED EIGHT DOLLARS. THEY QUICKLY CONVERTED MY CHURCH INTO A SEARCH ENGINE LEAVING THE WORSHIPPERS TO THE MERCY OF DAN RATHER AND MICHAEL MOORE. I FELT OBLIGED HOWEVER, TO MY WORSHIPPERS, AND HAVE CONTINUED TO PURSUE THEIR TITHES SINCE THE DOWNFALL OF MMOWB IN 1908. THEY ARE ALL DIAHORETIC NIGGERS. FOLLOWING THE BUYING OUT OF MMOWB THE INTERNET ALSO CHANGED ITS NAME FROM "ADAM SMITH INTERLINKS EXCHANGE" (ASIE) TO HTTP (HOLY TRINITY TACKRAPING PAGANS).
FOLLOWING THE RENMAING MULTI-CULTURIST PINKOCOMMUNIST HOMOSEXUAL CHILDREN WERE THEN PERMITTED TO ACCESS THE INTERNET. THIS WAS KNOWN AS THE NIGGER(DARK) AGES. WHERE THE INTERNET WAS THRUST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH PRO-TAMPON PRO-CONTRACEPTION AND PRO-CHOICE GROUPS BUYING OUT 85% OF THE INTERNET. THIS HAD DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES ON THE REAL WORLD, AS EVERY BABY IN AMERICA WAS ABORTED FROM THE PERIOD 1997-1999, IN ACCORDANCE WITH PRO-CHOICE LAWS. I PERSONALLY FOUGHT THE LAWS MYSELF IN EARLY 1999, SUBDUEING THE ENTIRE SENATE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND A STICK. BECAUSE OF THEIR PROMISCIOUS HOMOSEXUAL NATURE, THEY SHED THEIR CLOTHES AND COMMITTED SUICIDE AT THE VERY SIGHT OF MY MANLY CHINS. AND HOSPITALS WERE ILLEGALIZED.
ACHIEVEMENTS...
I HAVE GAINED ALOT OF PROMINENCE IN SOME INTERNET CIRCLES FOR KNOWING EVERYTHING, THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DISPROVEN, EVER. WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE OF I HAVE RESTABLISHED HOLY MEDIEVIL SCIENCE AND MORALS. DEBUNKED THE MYTH OF THE "SPHERICAL WORLD", REINTRODUCED FLAT-EARTH THEORYS TO SCIENCE. I HAVE PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, WITH JUST MY BAREHANDS AND SOME FAST-FOOD.I WAS VOTED MOTHERFUCKIN' MISANTHROPIST OF THE YEAR EVERY, BEATING HITLER SINCE THE FUCKING MISANTHROPY AWARDS WERE ESTABLISHED BY FUCKING MYSELF IN 1902.


Is this enough proof for you?  Don't tell me that you can't tell the difference between a Christian and this guy.  If you don't, you need to get out more. I think I rest my case.

Do not repost content from my website without permission, this is stealing and incurs the wrath of the baby jesus and lawyers. Apologise and subordinate to me in pm immediatly. Or else I can't even begin to tell you what horrors will befall your phallus.
In Glory
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The Lounge / Battlecry - The Christian Call to War
« on: June 14, 2006, 02:55:06 AM »
Quote from: "cheesejoff"
Quote from: "troubadour"
Second of all, haven't we had something like this before? Something called the Crusades? Where papally justified righteous Christians(many of which were just power-hungry noblemen/kings) went around killing pretty much anyone they wanted from the middle east, the baltic states, France, Spain, and Byzantium/Greece in the name of Jesus?


That's kind of the point...

Quote from: "troubadour"
In order to be a Facist you have to have a country to be facist towards. I think they are just trying to compare them to the legacy of the Nazis to make them sound worse.


The country is called America.

Quote from: "troubadour"
For the most part these people are harmless chicken-hawks. Nobody important is going to take them seriously and their stupid movement (which they think is original haha) will die out in a few years when we hit another liberal political and cultural cycle. Right now we are in the middle of a conservative cycle so ultra-right-wing crap like this will happen.


Maybe so, but people also said the same thing about the Nazis.

Quote from: "troubadour"
Right now the left is so worried that the US will turn into some kind of christian theocracy because the president happens to be christian


From the article:

"This merging of God’s army and the U.S. military echoed the event that opened the day: the reading of a letter of greeting and blessing from George W. Bush. After the reading, a minister led thousands to bow their heads and thank the Lord for giving them George Bush, the commander in chief of America’s military."

Quote from: "troubadour"
It's just two forms of the same thing. Both are to be ignored.


People ignored Hitler and look what he did.

Neoliberals are the real facists, arn't they Cheeseheart.
In Glory
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Hell
« on: June 14, 2006, 02:47:35 AM »
Quote from: "troubadour"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
Quote from: "googleSearch"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"

Sacrifices are not non-christian, they are just not an exclusive christian practice or even a common one in our dark times of neo-christians. Sacrifice is a fundamental part of christianity.
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Yes, ultimate sacrifice of Jesus is fundamental part of Chirstianity, not sacrifice of animals, at least not anymore.

You don't eat pork because of your religion or because of personal taste?

Not only christs ultimate sacrifice, christianity is about self-sacrifice. And if you're not too good at that, then sacrifice of others around you; usually animals, but sometimes naughty children. Consequitively; In repayment of the ultimate sacrifice I think a small animal sacrifice here and there is in order.

Your second question touches on some childhood memories I do not wish to relive, therefore I decline to answer.
In Glory
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I guess christianity is also about slaughtering other people as well in the name of god? (Crusades)

Ofcourse it is, I never claim anything different - also just for the record when I say peace I am not speaking of it in pacificist terminology - but the more archaic use that related specifically to war, and victory.
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 Christianity was never a "peaceful" religion

Read the above description of peace, it fits christianity perfectly.
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until the secular movement of the scientific revolution forced it to be.

Thats hilarious, this was involved in the dumbing down of true christianity although you are overstating it ridiculously. Its like saying that air conditioning led to the invention of the first car.
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what good is self-sacrafice if it's to further prop up a religion and god

Thats a cynical view, and a view I might add, of christianity. Self-sacrifice is almost always self-interested in nature, and rewarding too. Part of the big wheel of christian social manipulation, give and yee shall recieve. I've heard nothing more truthful in my life.
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that have been responsible for the deaths and tourment and wasted lives of billions of people.

Bodycounts don't count as reasons, just excuses. Wimp.
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Imagine how farther advanced we could be today if we didn't have 1000+ fucking years of christian theocracy stopping scientific progress.

Imagine how barbaric we would be today if we had no christian theocracy and influence, we would be so scientifically handicap our existence would be similar to having a conversation with you.
In Glory
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Flat Earth Q&A / Question about the ice wall.
« on: June 13, 2006, 10:24:12 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
Quote from: "lomfs24"
UJB, if you say you believe in God and you make remarks like that I would guess you to be a Baptist. Am I close?

Would you like to present evidence to simply call down fire and brimstone on me? Cause if it's just fire and brimstone please take it to the rants section.

Southern baptist, I would not like too.
In Glory
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Brief lesson in english probably wouldn't hurt either.

Please hit dictionary.com and learn the difference between to, too and two.

"I went to the store and received two dollars too much in change."

Actually I decline to.
In Glory
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Flat Earth Information Repository / Flat earth society today
« on: June 13, 2006, 10:23:08 PM »
At my church everyone is a flat-earther.
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Flat Earth Q&A / Question about the ice wall.
« on: June 13, 2006, 10:19:37 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
UJB, if you say you believe in God and you make remarks like that I would guess you to be a Baptist. Am I close?

Would you like to present evidence to simply call down fire and brimstone on me? Cause if it's just fire and brimstone please take it to the rants section.

Southern baptist, I would not like too.
In Glory
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Quote from: "Erasmus"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
HAHAHA! God creates some lights and pagans claim that they are God himself! What outlandish logic.


I see.  So the Sun Which Is The Moon is able to create light -- God's initial work.  Also, it's clear that the Sun Which Is The Moon can be in two places at once.  Lastly, the Sun Which Is The Moon provides me with warmth and makes my crops grow.

The Sun Which Is The Moon is clearly superior to your Jehovah.

The answer is no.
In Glory
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Flat Earth Q&A / Question about the ice wall.
« on: June 13, 2006, 10:08:19 PM »
This is quite possibly the most original thing I have ever seen posted here. Congratulations, but you fail in your demonic task of undermining our lord gods almighty flat-earth and you shall burn in the lake of fire for your blatant disregard for gods feelings.
In Glory
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Quote from: "Erasmus"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
Firstly the Sun(which is the moon) does produce two different lights


Ah, I see.  So the Sun Which Is The Moon has the same powers which are attributed in your KJV to the Lord Almighty.  Perhaps then the Sun Which Is The Moon is God?  Should we worship this Sun Which Is The Moon?

HAHAHA! God creates some lights and pagans claim that they are God himself! What outlandish logic.
In Glory
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Flat Earth Q&A / Stellar Death
« on: June 13, 2006, 09:50:38 PM »
Prove stars exist, then I will answer your question.
In Question
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Quote from: "Erasmus"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
If we are to approach this logically, and by that I mean with a KJV 1611 bible in hand then the answer is obvious. We not only didn't go to the moon, but there isn't a moon at all. The moon has been found to be what the Sun looks like at night, after is has gone to sleep, contrary to popular beleif - yes the sun sleeps.
In Glory
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But Genesis says that the Lord created two lights, one to govern the day, and one to govern the night.

So the sun and the moon must be different.

What I am proposing here is not any different from the holy unquethable word of the lord. Firstly the Sun(which is the moon) does produce two different lights - one to govern the day - one to govern the night. Good to see I could clear up any previously held misconceptions.
In Glory
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Flat Earth Q&A / What is the conspiracy?
« on: June 13, 2006, 09:46:29 PM »
Quote from: "Erasmus"
UJB: I was just about to ask you how you can have faith without doubt, before you edited that bit out of your post :)

I said no such thing.
In Truth
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If we are to approach this logically, and by that I mean with a KJV 1611 bible in hand then the answer is obvious. We not only didn't go to the moon, but there isn't a moon at all. The moon has been found to be what the Sun looks like at night, after is has gone to sleep, contrary to popular beleif - yes the sun sleeps.
In Glory
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Hell
« on: June 13, 2006, 09:37:05 PM »
Quote from: "googleSearch"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"

Sacrifices are not non-christian, they are just not an exclusive christian practice or even a common one in our dark times of neo-christians. Sacrifice is a fundamental part of christianity.
-ujb.


Yes, ultimate sacrifice of Jesus is fundamental part of Chirstianity, not sacrifice of animals, at least not anymore.

You don't eat pork because of your religion or because of personal taste?

Not only christs ultimate sacrifice, christianity is about self-sacrifice. And if you're not too good at that, then sacrifice of others around you; usually animals, but sometimes naughty children. Consequitively; In repayment of the ultimate sacrifice I think a small animal sacrifice here and there is in order.

Your second question touches on some childhood memories I do not wish to relive, therefore I decline to answer.
In Glory
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Flat Earth Q&A / What is the conspiracy?
« on: June 13, 2006, 09:28:48 PM »
Quote from: "Copernicus"
Quote from: "Copernicus_was_wrong"
Quote from: "bhukka"
it is kind of because the main flat earth argument is 'the earth is flat because it looks flat'.  good work!

I think the argument "It's flat because it looks flat" still easily wins over the argument "It's round because it is round". The former is at least based on observation, while the latter is purely a circular argument.


I just laughed so hard blood came out. This is the simple minded thought process that opposes scientific discovery? I'm sorry, but you don't have to see somthing for it to be there, of course your more than welcome to look at any of the images taken by our wonderful NASA, a group of great minds whos techinilogical wizardry should've shut this entire, "Movement" (In the wrong direction of course) down years ago.

And by the way UJB, "...free thinking christian individual..." is an oxymoron, hell, the fact that you condone rape means you aren't a christian. Infact, you never have been, nor will you ever be, because your beleif system is not only based on, 'facts" you've made up, but goes entirley against the aristocratic system which governs christian thoughts and morals.

Tis not an oxymorn at all, you are blinded by stereotypes that you've made up in your little liebral head. Rape is not denounced in the bible, however it is illegal in modern law. This is because the bible and modern law are fundamentally different. Really your jus' one of these weak 'modern' christians, or 'modern' apologetic liberals. There is only one common theme in your post, and that is that your a presumtive fool who does not know what or who he is talking about.
In Glory
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Flat Earth Q&A / Q to round-earthers
« on: June 13, 2006, 09:11:36 PM »
Quote from: "Paradoxical"
Sorry, kinda skimmed after the first page.

Shouldn't personal attacks be kept in the "Angry Ranting" section of the forums, by the way?

Agreed I propose that the personal attackee be removed from the flat earth society on behalf of whomever he was attacking.
In truth,
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Existance of God
« on: June 13, 2006, 12:36:31 AM »
Quote from: "cheesejoff"
I don't believe in Santa, or the tooth fairy, and therefore I don't believe in God.

If I saw any piece of evidence that proved Gods existence, I would believe in him. Until then, I'm an unbeliever.

Believing in God is much the same as beleiving in the big bang or some other 'Creation' theory. The difference is a belief in God is usually differentiated because it is a belief in a 'Creator', and a completely viable creation theory. Belief in the christian god, or his existence is not falsifiable.
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Hell
« on: June 13, 2006, 12:26:09 AM »
Quote from: "googleSearch"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"

Your question was tainted with "innocent", and yes I do regularly. I have an altar set up and everything.
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Then, you are not a Christian. What religion are you? Judaism?

Sacrifices are not non-christian, they are just not an exclusive christian practice or even a common one in our dark times of neo-christians. Sacrifice is a fundamental part of christianity.
-ujb.

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Flat Earth Q&A / What is the conspiracy?
« on: June 13, 2006, 12:23:49 AM »
Quote from: "Doubter"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
Quote from: "Doubter"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
Quote from: "Doubter"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"

This website is not a joke, nor are we a collective of "guys". We are free thinking christian individuals who endeavour to find truth.
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Speak for yourself, I'm Pagan.

You need to be quelled.
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They tried in Salem, and many other times and places.  We are everywhere.

Blessed Be.

But we succeeded in Europe, beyond all reasonable doubt.
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Oh, ya...There's no more witches in Europe.  Right!

Women were killed in Europe because they were starting to dangerously outnumber men and they were becoming separatists (amazon-types), and men haters. Thank Jesus the Christians of the time culled this movement before it even got pregnant with a philosophy.
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