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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: The earth is actually mars
« on: April 05, 2007, 08:37:48 AM »
....Duh....
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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Where do Penguins Come From? (Serious Question)
« on: April 05, 2007, 08:35:06 AM »
The penguins took my baby!!!!!
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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: Nuclear Weapons Do Not Exist
« on: April 05, 2007, 08:23:42 AM »
Just because someone writes a book...
Doesn't make everything they say true...
And yes I know that argument can be used both ways...
Doesn't make everything they say true...
And yes I know that argument can be used both ways...
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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« on: April 05, 2007, 04:27:18 AM »
Yeah...
This whole "Virginia is a state" theory is just crazy
This whole "Virginia is a state" theory is just crazy
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 05, 2007, 01:28:03 AM »
I get the t-shirt joke,
And I wish my hands looked like feet
And I wish my hands looked like feet
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 04, 2007, 12:39:04 AM »
That will cost you a Sprite and a Snickers bar
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 04, 2007, 12:34:38 AM »I'll sell you guys my eyeballs for a Crunch Wrap SupremeI dunno what a Crunch Wrap Supreme is (mexi-food?) but what's it gonna cost for the rest of ya?
umm...
Depends...
Are you just looking or are you touching?
lol
I'm a hooker ^.^
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 04, 2007, 12:33:19 AM »I'll sell you guys my eyeballs for a Crunch Wrap Supreme
Yet another falls to the Emo-la virus (aka, the black eyeliner plague). I'm quoting a very special someone here.
::Pricks you with a dirty needle ::
Bwahahahaha now you have it too!!!
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 04, 2007, 12:26:00 AM »
I'll sell you guys my eyeballs for a Crunch Wrap Supreme
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The Lounge / Re: w00t -----> 1000!!!!
« on: April 04, 2007, 12:16:42 AM »
My E-Penis is probably really freaking small
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The Lounge / Re: w00t -----> 1000!!!!
« on: April 03, 2007, 11:59:19 PM »
Brokeback Mountain
I think I know how they broke their back
I think I know how they broke their back
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The Lounge / Re: w00t -----> 1000!!!!
« on: April 03, 2007, 11:53:20 PM »
Somebody bring condoms,
I don't want no baby mama drama
I don't want no baby mama drama
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The Lounge / Re: w00t -----> 1000!!!!
« on: April 03, 2007, 11:33:00 PM »
Whats with all the hate?
I brought 27 tablets,
Or 13 ml of liquid LSD
I brought 27 tablets,
Or 13 ml of liquid LSD
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The Lounge / Re: w00t -----> 1000!!!!
« on: April 03, 2007, 11:05:32 PM »
I brought LSD
Now where are the Ho's,
I need to hit something
Now where are the Ho's,
I need to hit something
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Free Will
« on: April 03, 2007, 10:59:52 PM »I beg to differ.
It is not free will that is an illusion, but time that is an illusion. It creates the illusion that free will is an illusion.
I beg to differ
It is not time that is an illusion, but hangnails that is an illusion. It creates the illusion that time is an illusion that gives the illusion that free will is an illusion.
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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Why no round Earth?
« on: April 03, 2007, 10:57:41 PM »Gravitation holds us to the ground. This gravitation is caused by acceleration. I believe it because it makes sense, and simple experiments can prove its existence. For example: Hold a pen, then let it go. Evidence of acceleration.
Or it is evidence that the earth is exerting an attractive force on the pen.
Your example can be used as evidence for both
Yep, so you RE'ers should learn to take the hint.
....What?
'Gravity' and acceleration are locally indistinguishable, therefore any experiment or situation that is explained by 'gravity' can also be explained by acceleration. Thus, all gravity arguments are moot.
Wouldn't that also mean all acceleration arguments are "moot"?
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 03, 2007, 10:54:54 PM »Human, your eyeballs are pretty, but not as pretty as my new bonsai tree!
Lol
Thank you
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 03, 2007, 09:28:05 PM »
I'm not wearing mascara,
Its eyeliner,
And no I don't wax my eyebrows
Its eyeliner,
And no I don't wax my eyebrows
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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: If the Earth is flat...
« on: April 03, 2007, 09:12:59 PM »
Because not all public school teachers are bad
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The Lounge / Re: Post an image of yourself!
« on: April 03, 2007, 09:05:08 PM »
Yes I am wearing makeup,
OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!!
OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!!
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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: If the Earth is flat...
« on: April 03, 2007, 08:48:12 PM »
Hey Narcberry how about you stop talking shit about public school teachers
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The Lounge / Re: I wonder questions.
« on: April 03, 2007, 08:11:01 PM »
· Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Because the batteries are just being lazy... so we hit them harder...
· Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Because they know your hiding it somewhere.... FULL CAVITY SEARCH!!!
· Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because stars are hot
· Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Because they got in a fight
· Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Because they gotta save the dirty needles for the blood transfusions
· Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Cause the carpet matches the drapes
· Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?
Because getting hit in the head hurts
· Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Cause they could die from a concussion
· Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Someone with a good sense of humor
· If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Cause every group has its slackers
· Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Cause they are racist
· Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Yes, and when that day comes the world will end
· Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Because refrigerators are magical
· Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Cause it gives them a reason to keep the vacuum on longer thereby annoying everyone else with the loud noise
· Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
Cause they hate you!!!
· How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Same way Paris Hilton gets in the tabloids...by releasing a sex tape
· When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Cause you will get them later in the parking lot
· Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Cause Duodenum is fun to say (Dew-Wad-Num)
· In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Cause I've got gas
· Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Cause they might hit you
· If at first you don't succeed, why don't you try doing it like your mother told you to do it?
Cause she is a woman. TOTALLY KIDDING!!!
· Why is there no mouse flavoured cat food?
Because then the cat would have no reason to go hunt down mice and drag them into the house
· Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Just to piss you off.
· Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Cause they were vegans
· If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
....Yes....
· If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Cause it has cancer
Because the batteries are just being lazy... so we hit them harder...
· Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Because they know your hiding it somewhere.... FULL CAVITY SEARCH!!!
· Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because stars are hot
· Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Because they got in a fight
· Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Because they gotta save the dirty needles for the blood transfusions
· Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Cause the carpet matches the drapes
· Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?
Because getting hit in the head hurts
· Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Cause they could die from a concussion
· Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Someone with a good sense of humor
· If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Cause every group has its slackers
· Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Cause they are racist
· Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Yes, and when that day comes the world will end
· Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Because refrigerators are magical
· Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Cause it gives them a reason to keep the vacuum on longer thereby annoying everyone else with the loud noise
· Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
Cause they hate you!!!
· How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Same way Paris Hilton gets in the tabloids...by releasing a sex tape
· When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Cause you will get them later in the parking lot
· Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Cause Duodenum is fun to say (Dew-Wad-Num)
· In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Cause I've got gas
· Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Cause they might hit you
· If at first you don't succeed, why don't you try doing it like your mother told you to do it?
Cause she is a woman. TOTALLY KIDDING!!!
· Why is there no mouse flavoured cat food?
Because then the cat would have no reason to go hunt down mice and drag them into the house
· Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Just to piss you off.
· Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Cause they were vegans
· If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
....Yes....
· If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Cause it has cancer
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The Lounge / Re: THe most ridiculous website on the internet (Not FES)
« on: April 03, 2007, 07:53:36 PM »The digital nomad - what an intolerant long haired fag.
You get back in YOUR hole you repugnant ass. I've been here since long before you and I'll still be here long after your gone.
By the way, you are not so different from your folks. Your atheism is the logical, natural, and expected effect of their stuffy protestantism. You're just as repulsive. So get a life stupid american.
And you say Nomad is the intolerant one?
