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lol, intentional double post

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That is totally the ice wall.

P.S. You made an account just to challenge me? That's sad.

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Help! Help! I'm being opressed!

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I'm not surprised.

It suits the Harry Potter series.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Proof of Flat Earth
« on: March 29, 2007, 04:19:01 PM »
As you all know, this picture is indisputable evidence and therefore, conclusively, the earth is flat.

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Flat Earth Debate / Proof of Flat Earth
« on: March 29, 2007, 04:17:36 PM »
A picture of the Ice Wall that marks the end of the world.


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They edited the coloring and the head. It's still that fucking horse man from Disney. And it still sucks.

I rather like it.

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Okay, fine, Gravity doesn't exist. Newton and Einstein are just inventions of the conspiracy.

So how does the world accellerate upwards?
Einstein himself didn't believe in gravity.


The mechanism that causes the acceleration is unknown and given the placeholder name of Dark Energy.

Giant.... Turtle....?  ;D

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ANYWAYS, my original question remains unanswered.

My turtle theory is looking pretty good, isn't it? Nobody has yet managed to disprove it.

They don't answer hard questions. 

Yeah. And nothing's harder than THE TROOHT!

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The dragon is Disney. The Centaur is Disney, from that Hurcules thing.

The overall image is shit.

Don't tell that to me, tell it to JK Rowling.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: I've discovered the head of the conspiracy
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:58:40 PM »
If at first you don't succeed.... ::)

If at first you don't succeed... you fail.

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is that dragon the dragonic form of Mileficant(sp) in Disney's Sleeping Beauty?

I'm surprised someone other than me realized that.

But no, it's actually Draco Malfoy.

Notice the subtle forshadowing: Draco = dragon in latin or whatever.

JK Rowling is a master of narrative!!@#

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SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

HARRY DIES AT THE END OF THE LAST BOOK!

HARRY BECOMES A HOBBIT IN THE LAST BOOK!!@

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: The Pope and his body-doubles
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:42:12 PM »
That's Mick Jagger and some Star Wars creepass.

Blasphemy!

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / The Pope and his body-doubles
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:40:14 PM »
The pope has many body-doubles which he uses to confuse his assasins, see if you can pick out the real pope.



Pope Benedict and his body-double



Pope John Paul and his body-double

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: If the earth is flat...
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:34:11 PM »
Antares your posts contribute nothing.  Why do you do it?  Is it just for shits and giggles?  I came here to try to understand why people believe in FE theory and to learn.

Don't you get it? Nobody actually believes in this crap. You're wasting your time.

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This is funny only because you lifted it off fark. Nice.

You wish.

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Chapter 2: Hobbit Harry

There was a hobbit, who didn't even know how to return home. He lived in a hole in the ground, and didn't know where he came from or where he was going to. He even didn't know why he had become a hobbit. This was Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 5th year apprentice Harry Potter.

Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...

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Well, just a short way from being published, a few excerpts have been released from the final official book in the Harry Potter series, and let me tell you, it sounds exciting.

Chapter 1: A Sweet and Sour Rainfall

Harry did not know how long this bath would take, when he would finally scrub off that oily, sticky layer of cake icing. For someone who had grown into a cultured, polite young man, a layer of sticky filth really made him feel sick. He lay in the high quality porcelain tub ceaselessly wiping his face. In his thoughts there was nothing but Dudley's fat face, fat as his Aunt Petunia's fat rear end.

Harry was a 5th-year student at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. At that heavenly amusement park his grades were the highest of all the students in his class. Because of this, when summer approached he was named the Head Student in his class. But for some reason Harry did not understand, Professor Dumbledore firmly insisted that his summer practice be at his aunt's house at 4 Privet Drive.

His objections to this were overruled by the Headmaster on the last day before leaving school. Because of this Harry had been unhappy the whole day. 4 Privet Drive to him was his childhood heaven, but also his childhood hell.

His first day back, his cousin Dudley also returned home from school. This was his nightmare. From the depths of his heart he was not willing to pass summer vacation with his fat cousin, but there was absolutely no way to change the fact. At the magic school he was a young celebrity, but at Privet Drive he was still a protected object. [?]

During dinner, as always, Dudley had let loose his spoiled personality, and not only yelled abuse at his fool of a father, but also threw a plate of cake at Harry's face just because Harry said something to him that a polite child should not say.

Lying alone in the large tub with the piping hot water flowing over him and his soul calmed, he decided his evening's activity would be to take as long a bath as he wanted. Though usually unwilling to accept anything from the Dursleys, still he had decided to use the adults' bathroom. It was very rare for anyone to enter the crude old man's bathroom. Even his wife and child were not usually allowed in, so the chance of Harry's being disturbed or upset was not very big.

Apparently his uncle let him do this because he was a little embarrassed, Harry thought as he soaked in the tub, repeatedly thinking of how his cousin Dudley had squandered his advantages with his repulsive actions.

Harry had very carefully planned this bath, because before he had gotten up in the middle of the night and run around, and been caught by his Aunt. He could not bear thinking back to the terror of that night, and hoped not to experience it again. The invisibility cloak he naturally could not do without for the purpose of security. Harry also wanted to bring "Introduction to Transformations" so if Dudley blundered into the room he could change into a huge monster and scare Dudley half to death. After thinking for a while he felt pity for the obese pathetic worm, and decided to bring his Marauder's Map instead. The Marauder's Map was scarcely less important than the invisibility cloak. It was the most important tool for Harry to use when he was breaking the school rules. The map would show anyplace Harry thought of, including all the complicated twisting corridors and secret passages from the wars of several decades ago. But the most important thing was that it displayed the names of all the small points representing the locations of all the people in the area. This way, if anyone approached the bathroom Harry could get an early warning.

He thought back to that Thursday, the most important day in Harry's life, the most unforgettable day in Harry's life. In the middle of the night Harry secretly got out of bed, donned his invisibility cloak, and like a puff of steam tiptoed down the stairs, and then went to the school hunting grounds, like the night when the keykeeper Hagrid secretly took him to see the fire breathing dragon, waiting to ??????

"Hey! Wormtail, how ya doin'?" Harry first called to the guy opposite.

Peter was his parent's classmate at Hogwartz School of Magic, and afterwards became Voldemort's henchman. His good sense at the critical moment helped him pull life out of death. So, the now aged Peter had become Harry's devoted follower.

Peter smiled and bowed towards his idol Harry. In the muggle world Harry still was only a normal young man, but in magic circles he was a spectacular person. Because of his fame there were bad or jealous magicians and beasts who wanted to smash Harry.

Ron faced the portrait of DaVinci's old man and said the spell: "Fried banana pudding". The door creaked open showing a long crack where the moonlight shone through the darkness. Harry hurried in, then turned and closed the door, took off his invisibility cloak, and looked around.

Tonight Harry was a little uneasy wearing the invisibility cloak because it seemed like overkill for a minor problem, but he couldn't really blame himself, since kindhearted Harry had gone through many, many terrors at 4 Privet Drive. So far so good, the moonlight-drenched passage was empty, completely still. At several key times (like when Dudley suddenly attacked him) he pulled out the Marauder's Map ...

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Flat Earth Debate / If the earth is flat...
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:05:08 PM »
explain mountains.

Clearly the earth is not flat.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Class is in session.
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:03:18 PM »

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: How do FEers explain the horizon?
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:01:25 PM »
Someone believed me!

I feel honored  ;D

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roller skates.

Hey! Roller skates can only cause a side-to-side (or "horizontal" for you sciency types) accelleration!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: I've discovered the head of the conspiracy
« on: March 29, 2007, 11:59:18 AM »
Fuck, okay you win. I'm quitting.

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Which is caused by...?

I'm not going to explain the entire theory of general relativity to you. Go pick up a book.
Why?  The answer won't be in there either.

Okay, fine, Gravity doesn't exist. Newton and Einstein are just inventions of the conspiracy.

So how does the world accellerate upwards?

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WTF is a huguenot?

I'm a Hugonaut. Like Homer Simpson.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: I've discovered the head of the conspiracy
« on: March 29, 2007, 11:47:45 AM »
Utter failure.

So failure... it just might be true!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: If Earth is round, where is the afterlife?
« on: March 29, 2007, 11:46:04 AM »
You realize that this was the actual thinking of the church when they opposed the round earth theory...

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: If Earth is round, where is the afterlife?
« on: March 29, 2007, 11:26:57 AM »
Goodnight, sunshine!

Goodnight.

And don't call me sunshine.

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