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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Television Show
« on: March 29, 2007, 07:33:46 PM »
BINGO

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Flat Earth Q&A / Television Show
« on: March 26, 2007, 10:40:46 PM »
I am trying to get peoples opinions on how we can somehow get these flat earthers on a television show. It would make for incredible programming. I think if we could somehow get them on a reality tv show or something where people could see how they live or whatever it would probably be groundbreaking comedy. Does anyone have any ideas? I seriously want to see these people living day to day saying things like "who painted my banana yellow? my god everyone knows banana's are green! Its a government conspiracy!!!" That shit would be hilarious. I'm pretty sure we would be filthy rich off of these genuinely stupid people. A sort of genuine stupidity usually only found when people breed with their sisters.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: Do Yetis exist?
« on: March 26, 2007, 10:20:37 PM »
I have seen a Yeti before. He approached me while I was having a picnic in my girlfriends pickup. She was telling me about her last visit to the gynecologist when outta fuckin nowhere this hairy mother fucker started jumpin around throwin his own fieces in the air and slamming his head on the side of the pickup. I was laughing my ass off but I could tell my girlfriend was scared shitless. Then outta nowhere she pulls out a shotgun and blows the mother fucka's head off. Which was a bad idea cuz it was her retarded cousin Bobby bein funny and all. So I guess I could say I thought I saw a Yeti. Closer than you lousy motha fuckas.


Free Nelson Mandela

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Check out this dysfunction dude. He looks like a messed up dude. His mother probably didn't love him or something. Then one day some f'ed up dude comes up to him and says "whoa! your f'ed up too, lets believe in something crazy together so we don't feel f'ed up even though we totally are." Then they do a little brainstorming and after a couple hours of drinking hot chocolate and masturbating to pictures Golf Digest and listening to phish and smoking the herb dysfuntion is like "whoa! the earth is totally flat dude!" Thus began dysfunction's long decent into utter darkness.

Or something like that.

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I too will agree that this website is very entertaining...Comedy Central on crack indeed. I guess that's why I keep coming back, people who actually believe this are hilarious. At first your angry at their ignorance. Then after a while its just fun. Its almost too easy. I seriously think somebody needs to make a television show with these people. Can you imagine the ratings it would get? Unreal. That and J-Lo gettin it from behind....

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Atronauts
« on: March 25, 2007, 10:28:47 PM »
"Yes he was bribed and he ws probable telling the peolpe that make the images of earth what he wants to be seen This inculdes stuuf like cloud shapes islands and ice"
Let us analyze this masterpiece just to see the intelligence of the people who believe in a flat earth. This is the first time I have ever seen the word "stuff" spelled as "stuuf." I am quite certain that intelligent monkeys can spell better.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Round Earthers have the burden of proof.
« on: March 25, 2007, 10:21:06 PM »
So what if you have the burden of proof. Get used to it. I have plenty of experiences with the burden of proof. Take for example the time I urinated on a McDonald's employee while she was fixing my supper. Anyone could have urinated on her. But of course, she pointed and screamed at me, stupid bitch. Now the burden of proof is on me that I didn't pee on her. Ridiculous.

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