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Flat Earth Q&A / To All of you who are Serious about This Flat Earth Idea

« on: September 02, 2005, 01:02:32 PM »

Besides, I see you doing little useful in most of your posts. You're not trying to convince anyone. It wouldn't work anyway. This is a shadow-battle; one side fighting against itself. If you want serious debate, try somewhere else.

i am trying to convince people! i can already tell youve seen little to none of my other posts.  

and there are afew who stay behind, whom i am content to argue with.  it is important that i chew out complete idiots who by believing in the flat earth are almost proving darwin wrong.   and if theres no other reason to argue on this forum then why the fuck are you here?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Important proof!

« on: September 02, 2005, 12:56:00 PM »

humans werent created dicktree, it took millions of years of evoloution, along with the help of visitors from other planets.  yues i believe in erik von danikan's theorys, they seem to make perfect sense to me.  

for instance, it says in the bible that noah, was half man half angel, people today thorize that as a mix-breeding betweeen man and extra-terrestrial, since all major religions blive in divine intervention, causein a half-human, half-god combination.  

soddom and gommora (assumign i spelled it right) could be explained as the extra-terrestrials, whom were watching over the humans (studying them)  decided to intervine, the bibile clearly states that few were warned, and not allowed to come back for many years (indicating a risk of radiation).  

there are amillion other ways that i could explain every thing in the bible with this very good theory, but ill wait to here your explanations.

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Flat Earth Q&A / A Serious Question

« on: September 01, 2005, 02:49:38 PM »

theres believeing a conspiricy, and thers being a stupid fuckign shithead

boiling water? what have you never had pasta?
the internet. how are you posting your douchebaggary if theres no internet?
manned flight? every person whos ever been on a plane will beat you to death for wasting thier oxygen,...or is that fake too?
satalites- i bet ten bucks you have satalite TV
time zones fake....oh god! fuck you!

it seems to me that your amish or something taking a break from being a pre-historic piece of shit, and being a modern-day piece of shit by spreading your fodder around the web... if theres alot of people like you...we ae all doomed

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Flat Earth Q&A / Ok, Im open to opinions

« on: August 31, 2005, 04:05:12 PM »

i think its obvious that the earth is bannana shaped

Then, theorically, we would be able to slide down the earth on a giant ship?

ye, and i vote that we build the worlds largest slip'n' slide and travel all the wa across the world!!!!!!!!111

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Flat Earth Q&A / To All of you who are Serious about This Flat Earth Idea

« on: August 31, 2005, 04:03:38 PM »

no i dont understand that the earth is round, that is why i think a flat earth is preposterous, sarcasm in case your too much of a pompus penguin to see that

it seems more like you idiots have none more nbetter to do than argue with fellow skeptics, adn ive been on a plane that traveled up 30000 feet where i could easily see the curvature of the earth, i know that the earth is round because any flight from the far-eastern places in asia, to north america, would take a hell of a lot longer,  

and nameless, im sure youve read all of my posts, so you know everything i have ever said on this forum, i can easily explain how the earth is round, and notr even use commen fucking sense as one of my arguments, the only people who are retards making fun of flat earthers instead of actually discussing ith em, are guests!

and it seems you and felix have less to do than I in that not only are you cruising this forum, but your not even taking sides, your making stupid ass posts trying to back up a theory you dotn even believe! so dont fucking lecture me about mimicing theorys, and being a dick! cause you both seem to be heavy in that category

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Flat Earth Q&A / My theroy

« on: August 31, 2005, 03:55:11 PM »

lemme guess, youve read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy?

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Flat Earth Q&A / WOW! is it round or flat?

« on: August 31, 2005, 03:49:47 PM »

ok we have evidence you are a girl...now where the fuck is the flat earth?

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Flat Earth Q&A / A logical, absolute PROOF!! that the earth is rectangular

« on: August 31, 2005, 03:47:58 PM »

no people are mutes when theyre vocal chords dont develop properly...douche

and ive said it before i find it hilarious that you call people stupid, since you hang on to 5th century science, and not all stupid people are mutes, if that were true new jersy would be nice and quiet

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / conspiracy

« on: August 31, 2005, 02:41:38 PM »

what the fuck was the point of posting pictures of cum-guzzling naked sluts?

anyway, it is in no way beyond the US to create super soldiers, thye have this super secret awsome drug..called COCAINE
 
other than that i believe thyll do anything for manifest destiny, im stil parinoid about how any minute now theyre gonna invade canada.  and thus causew ww3

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Announcements / Forums announcements, suggestions, etc..

« on: August 31, 2005, 02:36:38 PM »

no satan dosent need to pay legal fees all lawyers go to hell....

oh and your a complete tosser

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Flat Earth Q&A / WOW! is it round or flat?

« on: August 31, 2005, 02:28:23 PM »

than post your fucking evidence you dickless piece of shit!

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Flat Earth Q&A / A logical, absolute PROOF!! that the earth is rectangular

« on: August 31, 2005, 02:27:23 PM »

im canadian, you dont call any good canadian american..its an insult, you twat.  

and dumb dosent mean mute, just cause a guy cant talk dont mean hes stupid...if i were to assume that your an imperialistic, asskissing, tea-drnking fucker cause your english, id be an asshole

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Flat Earth Q&A / Ok, Im open to opinions

« on: August 31, 2005, 11:42:54 AM »

i think its obvious that the earth is bannana shaped

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Flat Earth Q&A / PROOF!!

« on: August 31, 2005, 11:37:14 AM »

hey anarchydrummer...good to see ya

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Flat Earth Information Repository / Flat Earth (Wikipedia, April 2005)

« on: August 30, 2005, 02:51:42 PM »

motoman...you totally fucking pwned these noobs!

i never thoguh of pearl harbour or plane travel.. bravo,

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Flat Earth Q&A / WOW! is it round or flat?

« on: August 30, 2005, 02:43:52 PM »

hubbard! ive met homeless people smarter than you!!!! you cant just fuckign claim that nothing ever exsisted! most conspiricy theorists have half an ounce of proof!!!

thers a million pictures of UFO's, and government documents found to back up the sightings.

there is alot of evidence (though circumstantial, and explainible one way or the other) to say that the moon landing was faked

there are pages and pages of documents talkign about the majestic project, and the  FBI's search for exta terrestrials.  

YOU SiR, HAVENT GOT A SHREAD OF FUCKING EVIDENCE TO PROVE THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT, OR THAT THE SHUTTLE PROGRAMS ARE FAKE!! YOU COMPLETE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

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Flat Earth Q&A / A logical, absolute PROOF!! that the earth is rectangular

« on: August 30, 2005, 02:20:37 PM »

you've only seen what they tell you you've seen so you are in no position to pass judgement either^

actually you could be seeing something totally different than what you are lead to believe you're seeing.

and i'm no mute...

mute? oh i get it! your a 45 year old virgin who lives in a one bedroom apartment making up stupid shit!!! you have no idea what a penguin is!!

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / The Dreaming Earth

« on: August 30, 2005, 02:17:14 PM »

what the fuck does that mean? do you even know?

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / The Dreaming Earth

« on: August 30, 2005, 11:36:12 AM »

hubbard! YOU ARE A STUPUID FUNDAMENTALISt penguin! I HONESTLY WISH YOU WERE DEAD! SHOW ME A PICTURE OF THE FLAT EARTH OR JESUS OR ANY OTHER SHIT YOU FUCKIGN BELIEVE IN YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT EATING MONGALOID! the earth is beutifull from space isnt it! all its ROUNDNESS and full glory...

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Announcements / Welcome to theflatearthsociety.org!

« on: August 30, 2005, 11:32:56 AM »

if your gonna say that infidel why not say the earth is a sphere and not be a stupid penguin? it is not possible for the earth to be flat! the sun would never set, there would be no seasons, and nothing else would make sense! in fact! i think ill eat  a sock puppet, becasue that makes as much sense as the earth being flat!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Space shuttle delay

« on: August 30, 2005, 11:26:51 AM »

another space shuttle delay

Looking like a prop from an outdated sci-fi b-movie, the space shuttle was delayed again.  Perhaps this is for crew brainwashing, perhaps the weather was so clear we could all see the astronauts not getting aboard at all.  Perhaps even the whole launch is a fake.

I wouldn't be surprised if the 'problem was fixed' or the weather 'myteriously cleared up' and they snuck the launch in while nobody was really looking.

Last time somebody flew their plane close enough to get a clear uncensored look they canceled the flight.  typical.

you are a stupid fucking penguin! why the fuck yould they build a multi-billion dolalr space craft, and not do anything with it but convice people that thew earth is round (which it is) even though they have fuck all to gain from it! once again KILL THE FLAT-EARTHERS!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: The Earth is FLAT ! GOD says so.

« on: August 30, 2005, 11:14:04 AM »

You heretics saying Earth is round will go to HELL ! . You will be forever DAMNED ! . Your inmortal soul will suffer the ethernal fire of SATAN ! .

more proof that a genocide of flat-earthers is requiered

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Flat Earth Q&A / I challenge all flat-earthers to explain........

« on: August 30, 2005, 11:13:06 AM »

after examining this website, it is my interpretation that none of you flat earthers deserve to live...

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Flat Earth Q&A / I challenge all flat-earthers to explain........

« on: August 30, 2005, 11:09:40 AM »

you have not seen any of these things, you just think you have

you havent seen god either but you believe in him!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Here's proof for you

« on: August 30, 2005, 10:58:51 AM »

an 11th century peasent could tell you that the earth is flat...and he has an excuse ecasue people back then were stupid... you sir have no excuse, you live in a modern era in which we can fly, boat, and drive across vasst distances, if your so destined to prove it get al the other tossers on this website, gat some money, get a sesna, and fly in one direction ,you will go back whence you came! BECASUE THE EARTH IS ROUND!

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Flat Earth Q&A / A logical, absolute PROOF!! that the earth is rectangular

« on: August 30, 2005, 10:50:59 AM »

what do you mean "tell you youve seen" you either saw it or you didint you dumb penguin

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Flat Earth Q&A / To All of you who are Serious about This Flat Earth Idea

« on: August 28, 2005, 09:47:43 AM »

ok, f the earth is flat, why do we have day and night? and a question... is every one of you flat earth believers just a bunch of shmucks whove never been on an airplane?

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Flat Earth Q&A / A logical, absolute PROOF!! that the earth is rectangular

« on: August 28, 2005, 09:44:45 AM »

.....ok, your "calculations" only prove that there is a slight possibility the earth is rectanguler...also, if the earth floats on a sea of silicone, why dosent the silicone float inbto space? 2nd if the earth is flat, the sun would shine on every point of it constantly, making the earth a barren wasteland...and finally your a complete fucking moron