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http://www.dump.com/2010/03/07/remember-that-north-is-just-a-perspective/

See?  Chin up now.  The ice wall is not going to get you.
The 'ice wall' did get Mance Rayder.

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Flat Earth General / Re: Buzz Aldrin would not like this
« on: March 08, 2010, 11:54:57 AM »
Both men do make good pirates!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: FE believers, what's your individual price?
« on: August 02, 2009, 01:31:44 PM »
If I did somehow come about some swarthy evidence of flatness of this rounded earthy, I would keep quiet for fifty shillings and a bottle of rum.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: BIG DISCOVERY: global warming consipiracy
« on: August 02, 2009, 01:27:50 PM »
Global warming no do be a myth. I be doing me part by using sails on me ship. No motors for me.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Earthquakes
« on: August 07, 2007, 08:08:47 PM »
I believe that Bushido made a model that (almost) simulated what occurs on the RE.

A solid core in the middle of the Earth (below North Pole) stops the waves that travel to the other side of the Earth. This solves the shadow problem (with the waves that cannot cross liquids not getting to the other side of the Earth due to core). However, it was pointed out that every Earthquake would have to occur on the Equator so that the equations that say what size the shadow will would work out.

I think that this is maybe the oen biggest piece of evidence that kills the FET the most. The FE'ers cannot disprove this, as anybody with the proper equipment can document it (along with some data from other (verifiable) sources).

Now, cue Tom's copy + pasted answer.
Sorry, but Bushy's model can't explain much of  anything. For example, the P-waves from near Christmas Island have a shadow zone well before the NP.

Do ye even know what an earthquake is, boy?
Yes. And your motif is tiresome, child.

I do be one hundred eleven years old. That do give me the right to call you boy.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Earthquakes
« on: August 07, 2007, 07:01:49 PM »
I believe that Bushido made a model that (almost) simulated what occurs on the RE.

A solid core in the middle of the Earth (below North Pole) stops the waves that travel to the other side of the Earth. This solves the shadow problem (with the waves that cannot cross liquids not getting to the other side of the Earth due to core). However, it was pointed out that every Earthquake would have to occur on the Equator so that the equations that say what size the shadow will would work out.

I think that this is maybe the oen biggest piece of evidence that kills the FET the most. The FE'ers cannot disprove this, as anybody with the proper equipment can document it (along with some data from other (verifiable) sources).

Now, cue Tom's copy + pasted answer.
Sorry, but Bushy's model can't explain much of  anything. For example, the P-waves from near Christmas Island have a shadow zone well before the NP.

Do ye even know what an earthquake is, boy?

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Where did all the clouds go?
« on: August 06, 2007, 07:46:39 PM »
wow.. FE has only been around for 150 years? or are you saying the Ice wall has only been there for 150 years? now I'm really confused, Tom

He do be saying that the Flat Earth Conspiracy do have been around for 150 years. Don Carnage himself is only 39 years younger than your bloody conspiracy! My father did chew the eyes of the man who first started the blasphemy!

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Where did all the clouds go?
« on: August 06, 2007, 05:35:37 PM »
Beyond the 150 foot Ice Wall is anyone's guess. How far the ice extends; how it terminates; and what exists beyond it, are questions to which no present human experience can reply. All we at present know is, that at the coast snow and hail, howling winds, and indescribable storms and hurricanes prevail; and that in every direction "human ingress is barred by unsealed escarpments of perpetual ice," extending farther than eye or telescope can penetrate, and becoming lost in gloom and darkness. Some hold that the tundra of ice and snow stretches forever eternally, ending at the edge of the universe, where time and physical reality ceases to exist.

Treachery!!

I, Don Carnage, have seen this Ice Wall. I do be the only survivor of the exploration of this wall. We did bring many coats and portable heaters, however, my skin was mostly damaged from this treacherous voyage.

We did bring rope and a canon with an anchor to latch the top of the wall. We did have to stop our ship many feet. My captain did lose 10 men simply by falling as we climbed our way to the unforgiving ice wall ye speak of.

What did we find? Another bloody ocean on the other side! Ye buffoons did think ye ocean was surrounded by an impenetrable wall of ice, but ye did not think that perhaps our round earth met with the same wall of oblivion! How do I know? I'm Don Carnage, that's how! I bloody well pegged a spear into both ends of the wall, each one containing the end to which it stood on. I did voyage to the other end of the world, in which we traveled along the wall of oblivion. I did see me spear when I used me scope.

Did ye try to prove this, Tommy? I do not believe so! But Don Carnage is the only living human, according to ye theory, who has seen both ends of this oblivion of a wall!

Round Earth is the truth!

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Is Tom Bishop for real?
« on: August 06, 2007, 05:25:12 PM »
No I am a Round Earth following Ninja, Pirates are my natural enemy. Best not set foot on land or me and Dr. McNinja will get you with frozen shamrocks.

I do be willing to ally with McNinja if it do be against the sabotage of these blasphemous Flat Earth Jihadists!

Tom Bishop, how about ye explain yourself instead of letting this gossip continue?!

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Okay. Why don't we just find out?
« on: August 05, 2007, 08:09:42 PM »
Argh! The name's Don Carnage, the Pillagin' Plunderer!

I do visit these boards when me Wifi picks up signal near the Great Lighthouse, but never so more often. It do come to my attention that ye be wanting to put this horrid theory of me seas hitting a Bermuda-like waterfall at the "edge of the earth" type of deal.

Well, I do have a ship, and I do be able to prove it if ye be willing to hop on my ship. This bloody Wifi costs too bloody much, but I do be an adamant warrior against the treachery of this "theory"

Tell me when, and I shall dock in the New York harbors.

-Don Carnage

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Is Tom Bishop for real?
« on: August 05, 2007, 08:03:38 PM »
What treachery do ye preach against us Pirates, aye mate? Are ye one of them flat earth gurus who hates on us pillagers?

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Is Tom Bishop for real?
« on: August 05, 2007, 06:31:20 PM »
The name's Don Carnage, the Pillagin' Plunderer!

To me knowledge, Mr. Tom Bishop do be very faithful to the Truth of me planet. I do not think Mr. Bishop do be holding multiple accounts. Such a thing would be blasphemous and treacherous. Not to mention, it would require too much effort on his part in order to spill the Truth of the obviousness of our planet's shape.

If you have sailed the seas as I have, you would know there is no bloody waterfall into oblivion !

-Don Carnage

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Ok, seriously..
« on: June 20, 2007, 07:08:34 PM »
I do think these blunderin' blunderers do believe the earth is truly flat. I do not know what insanity did hit them to make them not realize the Truth that Don Carnage do never fall off the edge of the planet, but this is the truth!

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Yarr!

t did be of concern to me when I did find this site. Me second man, Pablito Arvatrodge, did approach me one day before we did set out to the Arghctic Ocean to catch some glitterin' sea crabs, only to protest that the Flat Earth Society do be spewing blasphemous conspiracy theories that me Sea no do connect to the other side of the world as it do be flat! I do protest, for I do have seen many shadows inthe night, but let it be known! Don Carnage do no believe in ghosts or shadow objects taking his immaculate crew to the other side of the ocean! FIE ON IT ALL! FIE!

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: What conspiracy?
« on: April 27, 2007, 01:41:14 PM »
What is this blasphemous blasphemy?! Tom! You blasphemizer! The earth do be round yee fool! Yee eye sockets be full of meatballs, and yee wonder the conspiracy of yee glasses! Fie!

SON! Look! Yee be on a round earth. Take a bloody trip on yee favorite pirate's ship, lad, and I do prove capable to prove yee wrong, son!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: "The Round Can Model (serious)"
« on: April 27, 2007, 01:31:27 PM »
Yarr,

What do this cup have to do with my round planet?!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: "Been to space"- Question
« on: April 27, 2007, 01:27:15 PM »
Yarr, the name's Don Carnage, the plunderin' plunderer!

I do think it is blasphemy to say that no man nor woMan has been to this place "space". The ship that Don Carnage sails, do have a telescope that does confirm these "theories" and "conspiracies", for he was there to see the Apollo missions with his very own Eye. I do question those that do be claiming it did be a conspiracy, for I do believe they have no proof whatsoever!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:21:50 PM »
First off, a shadow requires a light! What yee suggest this shadow object hide behind?!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Some beautiful photographs of curved horizons.
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:06:05 PM »
Yee see, the problem is that these buffoons cry wolf when Don Carnage bring them photographs from the Great Blue Sea! Blasphemy, I say! For I will bring them out on me ship and show them proof, but they do no wish to come!

Yargh...

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Flat Earth Q&A / the Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:04:38 PM »
Quote from: "Smartimus Prime"
Don, you are my new hero along with MooBs there... we should all go drinkin'. XD


Do tell me where, for this flat earth jibber jabber is blasphemy to the great Pirate's ears!

I do need a drink of round-earth. Drink up me harties!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Where to start....
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:03:17 PM »
Quote from: "firestarter[23enigma
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Yes this is a challenge, I may not be able to understand the math when it's posted but I have access to people with masters degree in pure math who can "correct" your proofs. Come on, send it, I'm confident in winning this challenge because the FE theory has no pure math standing, it can't be proven mathmatically.


They do believe the true mathematics do be fallacies. Blasphemy, I say to it, for they are the non-believers, and Don Carnage is coming for them and their pretties!

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Flat Earth Q&A / the Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:01:53 PM »
Blasphemy!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Yarr, Matie! Don Carnage Has A Question!
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:00:33 PM »
Quote from: "MooBs"
The shadow object would come on place you back on the Earth.


Please do explain these "shadow objects" matie! I do never see the shadows unless the night purges the blue! And even so, I never get moved backward! Are yee telling me I be ported to the other end of the earth?

Blasphemy, I say!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Yarr, Matie! Don Carnage Has A Question!
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:58:24 PM »
What do yee think would be the result of myself running off the end of argh planet?!

I have sailed the ocean blue since before our friend Columbus and yet yee still see my face!

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Quote from: "Tom Bishop"
Does a plate tumble over on itself when you lift it up from the bottom?


Yargh! And what do ye think be pushin up at one point, lad?! I bet ye have no answer to that!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: FES Merchandise
« on: May 10, 2006, 09:17:09 AM »
Quote from: "dovregubben"
I would like to join the Flat Earth Society.  I want a membership card, a tee-shirt, and a mug.  Will membership and/or merchandise ever become available?


I do be willing to pay you double over to help me hunt down these Cubers! They did have been ruining my reputation as a legit plunderer of the sea!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Seasons
« on: May 10, 2006, 09:14:43 AM »
Prove it, Cuber!

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Flat Earth Q&A / please explain
« on: May 10, 2006, 09:10:55 AM »
Yar, I do be bringing this man Peppers who do be a Cuber too on me ship. Where is this meeting?

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Flat Earth Q&A / The "Ice Wall"
« on: May 10, 2006, 09:09:01 AM »
I did been there more times than the Arctic. More loot from them prisoners Down Under... What have you done with your life?

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Flat Earth Q&A / please explain
« on: May 10, 2006, 09:06:28 AM »
He do be Unimportant. He is just a Cuber looking for a bloody point in life. He makes wild claims that the Facist leaders of the world to be trying to hide the shape of the earth? Har! I do think he still uses mommies World placemat from when he was a boy and never did go to school to learn the truth because he was sent off by a girl after he did lose to her in a fight!

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