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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth General => Topic started by: Tal Cohen on July 31, 2021, 07:54:51 PM

Title: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Tal Cohen on July 31, 2021, 07:54:51 PM
So obviously it was yet another charade. The poor "guy" couldn't communicate anything, much less complex astronomical science.

Two options, I do hope for him the first one is what happened, and not the second one:

1. He died of ALS some 60 years ago, and they used a veritable puppet instead (when you look closely you see "he" kinda looks like one)

2. He never had ALS, he wanted to come forward about NASA's et al lies, tell the world the truth.
But, they could not have it. So they poisoned him to the point all his faculties declined to almost zero, but he was kept alive as a living puppet.  :o

Whaddaya think?
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Smoke Machine on July 31, 2021, 08:36:03 PM
I think he had ALS and he didn't get a full body transplant save his head, and didn't deserve an oscar for his acting performance because he wasn't acting.
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: JJA on August 01, 2021, 06:25:32 AM
I think I found evidence that Stephen Hawking actually is a puppet!  This leaked evidence by a brave whistleblower is totally proof.

My god, this changes everything.

The only question is who was hiding under the chair. Plenty of room under there.

Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Timeisup on August 02, 2021, 06:05:14 AM
So obviously it was yet another charade. The poor "guy" couldn't communicate anything, much less complex astronomical science.

Two options, I do hope for him the second one is what happened:

1. He died of ALS some 60 years ago, and they used a veritable puppet instead (when you look closely you see "he" kinda looks like one)

2. He never had ALS, he wanted to come forward about NASA's et al lies, tell the world the truth.
But, they could not have it. So they poisoned him to the point all his faculties declined to almost zero, but he was kept alive as a living puppet.  :o

Whaddaya think?

I think you are an idiot.
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: rvlvr on August 02, 2021, 06:08:05 AM
It is a dark theory.
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Masalang the Torpedo on August 02, 2021, 06:30:31 AM
I'm on the fence about his validity. How does a vegetable father children and live a scandalous personal life? Also I'm sure he was rich enough, did he not consider dental treatment? Keep those chompers in your mouth if you dont want to be exposed to infection and rot. And surely our technology certainly later in his life was far more sophisticated then that Dr. Sbaitso crap from the early 90s

Imagine the guy who helped him write his books having to listen to that?

I'm sure his mind was active, but I dont think his intelligence was anything 'exceptional'. He got noticed because of his alleged disease. A disease which ends your life within 5 years of diagnosis. You dont live with ALS. You die from it.

Or perhaps Stephen Hawking was Madame Tussauds greatest and most life like creation. We've all been trolled

Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: JJA on August 02, 2021, 07:31:31 AM
Or perhaps Stephen Hawking was Madame Tussauds greatest and most life like creation. We've all been trolled

The muppets were created by the great and revered Jim Henson. There is no evidence to suggest Madame Tussauds was a talented puppeteer, so your claim that it was her and not Henson behind it lacks any evidence.

Saying it was Madame Tussauds instead of Henson is just crazy. Hawking clearly wasn't made of wax, being a muppet fits the data much better than wax.
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: JimmyTheCrab on August 02, 2021, 09:43:37 AM
He could have been some kind of wax muppet?
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: rvlvr on August 02, 2021, 09:57:19 AM
I'm sure his mind was active, but I dont think his intelligence was anything 'exceptional'. He got noticed because of his alleged disease.
Do tell of others of his level?
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Masalang the Torpedo on August 02, 2021, 10:18:51 AM
I'm sure his mind was active, but I dont think his intelligence was anything 'exceptional'. He got noticed because of his alleged disease.
Do tell of others of his level?

OK. I'll qualify the statement

Exceptional by American standards
Above average by UK standards (where he's from)

So he wasn't a total dipshit. He wasn't your average Joe, but he looked more remarkable than what he was because of the alleged disability. if not for the ALS he would otherwise be a nobody at the university he was at (as in, on par with all his other peers to this day you know nothing about)

I dont care for 'IQ scores'. It means nothing and says nothing about a persons potential contribution.
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Unconvinced on August 02, 2021, 11:20:03 AM

I dont care for 'IQ scores'. It means nothing and says nothing about a persons potential contribution.

What about his contribution of several groundbreaking theoretical physics and cosmology papers, as well as arguably the greatest and most famous popular science book of all time?
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Masalang the Torpedo on August 02, 2021, 11:30:38 AM

I dont care for 'IQ scores'. It means nothing and says nothing about a persons potential contribution.

What about his contribution of several groundbreaking theoretical physics and cosmology papers, as well as arguably the greatest and most famous popular science book of all time?

If he had not had the alleged ALS, he would have just been another nobody that attended Oxford University
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Unconvinced on August 02, 2021, 01:16:24 PM
To you maybe.

Also, Cambridge, not Oxford.
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Masalang the Torpedo on August 02, 2021, 01:21:50 PM
To you maybe.

Also, Cambridge, not Oxford.

Well 'to me' is all that matters in my solipsistic outlook of the universe

And, I was referring to where he began his studies

Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Tal Cohen on August 02, 2021, 03:13:48 PM
So obviously it was yet another charade. The poor "guy" couldn't communicate anything, much less complex astronomical science.

Two options, I do hope for him the second one is what happened:

1. He died of ALS some 60 years ago, and they used a veritable puppet instead (when you look closely you see "he" kinda looks like one)

2. He never had ALS, he wanted to come forward about NASA's et al lies, tell the world the truth.
But, they could not have it. So they poisoned him to the point all his faculties declined to almost zero, but he was kept alive as a living puppet.  :o

Whaddaya think?

I think you are an idiot.

You're right, I modified my original post from  hoping that the second option is true, which is far worse,
to the first option, which is not so bad cuz he at least he died without too much suffering.
mixed up the two.  ;)
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Cartog on August 11, 2021, 08:51:08 PM
You obviously haven't read Hawking's stuff or else  you would know that he was no puppet but one of the most brilliant physicists in history.
Title: Re: Dark theory regarding Stephen Hawking
Post by: Gumwars on August 12, 2021, 05:27:10 AM
I think you are an idiot.

You're right

This sums up the thread pretty well.