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Title: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on February 27, 2021, 08:22:41 AM
Sooo my uncle and his family have defied the risk of catching the gay as Intikam once said to move to Sydney. He finally managed to find a good job working pretty lax hours as a shot distance trucker. How? It appears that Greek people have insidiously infiltrated the economy of Australia, and in particular someone who owned a trucking company there was from the same place my uncle is from, which apparently was enough to hire him.

This is step one. I can't reveal step two but step three is elimination of all non-Greek culture in Australia and subjugation of the country to Greece. It shall be named New Cyprus.

By the way he says he likes Australia a lot. In particular he is surprised that people don't break every safe driving law in the books daily and that the toilets are clean or smth. Although that guy is kinda insane so idk how much I trust his opinions.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Crouton on February 27, 2021, 08:45:52 AM
Clearly this is the attack on the majority European population of Australia that d1 warned us about.

At this rate we might as well rename Sydney to New Sparta!

Counting down the days until kangaroo burgers are made illegal and cat gyros are declared the official food of Australia.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on February 27, 2021, 08:57:44 AM
Clearly this is the attack on the majority European population of Australia that d1 warned us about.

At this rate we might as well rename Sydney to New Sparta!

Counting down the days until kangaroo burgers are made illegal and cat gyros are declared the official food of Australia.
Exactly. Same thing is happening in Canada BTW. Beware of the gyros.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Bullwinkle on February 27, 2021, 10:50:37 AM
There's a pizza/gyro shop right here in my own town.
Should I be worried?
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on February 27, 2021, 12:39:38 PM
There's a pizza/gyro shop right here in my own town.
Should I be worried?
Not yet. When they decide if they're for Italians or Greeks, you can start worrying.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 27, 2021, 12:58:37 PM

They did this in the UK by taking over the fish'n'chip shops, the government tried to stop them but they gave them this big horse and then we heard no more about it.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on February 27, 2021, 01:15:10 PM

They did this in the UK by taking over the fish'n'chip shops, the government tried to stop them but they gave them this big horse and then we heard no more about it.
Τhat horse is full of cat gyros.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on February 27, 2021, 01:18:15 PM
I am happy your uncle managed to escape a third world country! Maybe you can do it, too?
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Shifter on February 27, 2021, 01:23:24 PM
I've been going to the wrong toilets then. Every public toilet I've been to is gross.

Anyway, welcome to your uncle. I've only got to know one Greek in this country and he's a low life conning POS. Maybe your uncle can balance that out :D

Also, they have largely taken over fish and chips shops here too but that's ok. They seem to work pretty hard and make delicious food

I'd be pretty happy renaming Sydney to New Sparta. Sounds way cooler
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 27, 2021, 01:27:22 PM

Hey i have no problem, the chips are great, but they did take the cheese & onion pasties off the menu, but I was the only one eating them apparently.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on February 27, 2021, 02:09:21 PM
I've been going to the wrong toilets then. Every public toilet I've been to is gross.

Anyway, welcome to your uncle. I've only got to know one Greek in this country and he's a low life conning POS. Maybe your uncle can balance that out :D

Also, they have largely taken over fish and chips shops here too but that's ok. They seem to work pretty hard and make delicious food

I'd be pretty happy renaming Sydney to New Sparta. Sounds way cooler
Well, imagine how bad the toilets in Greece are then lol

He's definitely not a con man, that's the one thing that no one could ever fault him for, he's very honest. But he is very bigoted in very weird ways. He is part of the dying breed that call themselves racist, and when he gets drunk he goes on extremely weird rants about the genetic superiority and inferiority of Greek people from various different regions. For example he thinks Cretans are inferior because they are basically Arabs mixed with Turks somehow. I'm pretty sure all that is because he got a parking ticket when he went to Crete a few years ago. Basically every time someone pisses him off he finds some contrived explanation why it's because of his race, which goes super specific down to people living like 50km apart in the same country. He also has a weird idea that the real Greeks are tall, blond and blue eyed and he considers himself a real Greek but he's like dark enough that in Australia he probably doesn't even pass as white. Also of course he is also sexist and extremely homophobic. His views are very confusing but at least it never translates to bad behavior against anyone, just very awkward drunken rants.

I also support Sydney being renamed New Sparta because the regular Sparta just kinda sucks. Tourists go there because "OMG IT'S SPARTA WOW 300 LEONIDAS GERARD BUTLER" and then they're disappointed because there is nothing there, not even that many ancient ruins which you can find literally anywhere in Greece except Sparta. So maybe Sydney will make a cooler Sparta.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on February 27, 2021, 02:11:08 PM
I am happy your uncle managed to escape a third world country! Maybe you can do it, too?
Why does it matter if it is 3rd world, DNS? I'd rather be part of the 3rd world than Sweden.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Shifter on February 27, 2021, 02:14:36 PM
I am happy your uncle managed to escape a third world country! Maybe you can do it, too?
Why does it matter if it is 3rd world, DNS? I'd rather be part of the 3rd world than Sweden.

This
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: JimmyTheCrab on March 01, 2021, 04:05:58 AM
I am happy your uncle managed to escape a third world country! Maybe you can do it, too?
Why does it matter if it is 3rd world, DNS? I'd rather be part of the 3rd world than Sweden.

This
Yeah, I'll vote for that.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on March 01, 2021, 10:00:46 AM
Are you all some greek weirdos or what?
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: JimmyTheCrab on March 02, 2021, 01:58:55 AM
Well, geek weirdos.  So pretty close.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 02, 2021, 03:08:52 AM
Right, Iím an expert on both countries having visited Sweden twice and Greece (well an island) as well.

So here it is, Swedish women are on balance tall and beautiful, but will rarely talk to you and when they do, they laugh a lot. The general population is friendly when approached but reserved in coming forward. They are a little bit appalled when you do the Swedish chef impression from the Muppets. I didnít see any men.

Greek women on balance are smaller, darker of hair and skin and beautiful but will rarely talk to you and when they do, they laugh a lot. The general population is very friendly and will often engage in conversation and will spontaneously produce food and drink especially if there are Germans watching that they can slight by not including them.
Donít chuck their plates in the fire, the drink will disappear, I didnít see any men.

All are one under the sun.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on March 02, 2021, 03:46:16 AM
Right, Iím an expert on both countries having visited Sweden twice and Greece (well an island) as well.

So here it is, Swedish women are on balance tall and beautiful, but will rarely talk to you and when they do, they laugh a lot. The general population is friendly when approached but reserved in coming forward. They are a little bit appalled when you do the Swedish chef impression from the Muppets. I didnít see any men.

Greek women on balance are smaller, darker of hair and skin and beautiful but will rarely talk to you and when they do, they laugh a lot. The general population is very friendly and will often engage in conversation and will spontaneously produce food and drink especially if there are Germans watching that they can slight by not including them.
Donít chuck their plates in the fire, the drink will disappear, I didnít see any men.

All are one under the sun.

Hint: That women dont talk to you has nothing to do with countries.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 02, 2021, 03:53:48 AM

Yeah I was getting that impression after going to France, Germany, Slovenia, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Iceland, Ireland and Spain as well. You don't think it's shyness then?
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on March 02, 2021, 12:03:38 PM
Right, Iím an expert on both countries having visited Sweden twice and Greece (well an island) as well.

So here it is, Swedish women are on balance tall and beautiful, but will rarely talk to you and when they do, they laugh a lot. The general population is friendly when approached but reserved in coming forward. They are a little bit appalled when you do the Swedish chef impression from the Muppets. I didnít see any men.

Greek women on balance are smaller, darker of hair and skin and beautiful but will rarely talk to you and when they do, they laugh a lot. The general population is very friendly and will often engage in conversation and will spontaneously produce food and drink especially if there are Germans watching that they can slight by not including them.
Donít chuck their plates in the fire, the drink will disappear, I didnít see any men.

All are one under the sun.
I met some dude in an English pub who told me he'd been in a Greek island a couple years ago. I asked him which it was and he told me "I think it was Mythos or something". Mythos is a beer brand.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 02, 2021, 01:53:27 PM

Skiathos and then the ferry to Skopelos. Beautiful islands lovely people.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: JimmyTheCrab on March 02, 2021, 01:59:09 PM
Mythos is a beer brand.
And a computer game.  And a book.  Probably lots of things, but not an island.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Shifter on March 02, 2021, 02:59:26 PM

Yeah I was getting that impression after going to France, Germany, Slovenia, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Iceland, Ireland and Spain as well. You don't think it's shyness then?

Admit it. Iceland was your most favourite place to visit :P
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on March 02, 2021, 11:15:58 PM
Mythos is a beer brand.
And a computer game.  And a book.  Probably lots of things, but not an island.
It's the Greek word for "legend". But I'm 100% sure it was about the beer brand. After all that's what most English people do when they come to Greece, they go to an island and get fucking wasted.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on March 02, 2021, 11:18:07 PM

Skiathos and then the ferry to Skopelos. Beautiful islands lovely people.
Oh, you went to some of the more scaled down ones. Usually English tourists go to like Mykonos, Santorini, Zakynthos and Ios. That's good because you probably weren't one of the terrible English tourists.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Psychomech on March 03, 2021, 01:36:41 AM
Mythos is a beer brand.
And a computer game.  And a book.  Probably lots of things, but not an island.
It's the Greek word for "legend". But I'm 100% sure it was about the beer brand. After all that's what most English people do when they come to Greece, they go to an island and get fucking wasted.

I got wasted on Mythos in Kefalonia.  :)
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 03, 2021, 01:39:37 AM

Skiathos and then the ferry to Skopelos. Beautiful islands lovely people.
Oh, you went to some of the more scaled down ones. Usually English tourists go to like Mykonos, Santorini, Zakynthos and Ios. That's good because you probably weren't one of the terrible English tourists.

Yeah, it was a while back as well, we picked somewhere that hadnít been wrecked and was quiet, so it didnít get the disco bright lights madlads. We just chilled and talked to people.



Yeah I was getting that impression after going to France, Germany, Slovenia, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Iceland, Ireland and Spain as well. You don't think it's shyness then?

Admit it. Iceland was your most favourite place to visit :P

Iceland was very nice, we went midsummer, so it was light almost all the time, the week we arrived they had a heatwave, we were expecting averages of about 13 so hadnít packed shorts, it was boiling so we hired some guy in a Land Rover with 1.5 metre tyres to take us up on a glacier.

All those places were great, I mean even France if you ignore some of the French, but probably if I had to pick, Slovenia would shade it, Ljubljana is beautiful, wonderful atmosphere and food, huge cave systems and this castle at Predjama.

(https://www.placesofjuma.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Predjama-Castle-Slovenia-1neu-1024x683.jpg)

I do love a castle.
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Pezevenk on March 03, 2021, 07:39:37 AM
Mythos is a beer brand.
And a computer game.  And a book.  Probably lots of things, but not an island.
It's the Greek word for "legend". But I'm 100% sure it was about the beer brand. After all that's what most English people do when they come to Greece, they go to an island and get fucking wasted.

I got wasted on Mythos in Kefalonia.  :)
At least you remember the name of the island!
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on March 03, 2021, 07:54:54 AM
Lets face it guys - iceland is the most beautiful country that exists, both greece and sweden are not even close!
(Tho sweden obviously is quite a bit closer, both geographycally and in terms of beauty).
Title: Re: Greek infiltration of Australia's trucking companies
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 03, 2021, 11:26:26 AM

You do know that much of Icelands bleakness is down to soil erosion on a massive scale, that their natural forests (more like low scrub) has gone and they have been fighting this since 1907.
Don't get me wrong, I love bleak and it is a spectacular place but don't get all dewey eyed over its pristine nature, humans came and did what humans do.