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Title: Festivus thread
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 14, 2019, 08:12:18 AM
"It's a festivus for the rest of us!"

Coming December 23rd.
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: wise on December 14, 2019, 08:50:53 AM
23th december is Earth Parallax Day. Read my signature. It is the dead memorial of Samuel Birley Rowbotham.

"It's a festivus for the rest of us!" is a secretly planned day only aim to getting fun with our famous leader. Moddafukka rounderz! this is our saddest day and some people are doing festivus to secretly mock it. S.o.w. festivus never wellcomed!
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 14, 2019, 10:18:04 AM
Air those grievances! 
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: markjo on December 14, 2019, 03:53:48 PM
"It's a festivus for the rest of us!"

Coming December 23rd whenever you feel that you need it.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 14, 2019, 07:30:18 PM
Air those grievances!

Yes!
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: wise on December 15, 2019, 01:01:54 AM
The irresistible nonsense of criticizing people making festivals on certain days and setting a certain day as protest festival.
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Stash on December 15, 2019, 01:28:25 AM
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Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 15, 2019, 07:41:36 AM
The irresistible nonsense of criticizing people making festivals on certain days and setting a certain day as protest festival.

wise, it isn't a protest festival. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: boydster on December 15, 2019, 09:25:48 AM
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Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 17, 2019, 09:52:34 AM
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Exactly!
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: markjo on December 17, 2019, 06:31:14 PM
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Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 17, 2019, 11:48:04 PM
Just don't pole dance on it!
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: John Davis on December 18, 2019, 12:06:31 AM
Huzzah!
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: markjo on December 19, 2019, 08:17:34 PM
Just don't pole dance on it!
How else do you celebrate Festivus? ???
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 19, 2019, 10:46:16 PM
Less dangerous ways.
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Bullwinkle on December 19, 2019, 11:20:16 PM
Just don't pole dance on it!
How else do you celebrate Festivus? ???

With the 8" model. 
Title: Re: Festivus thread
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 20, 2019, 02:21:29 AM

Happy whatever the hell you wish to call your mid-winter solstice (summer for Rab'n'Shifty) celebration, I will happily endorse all but the puritanical ones that do not allow me to toast it.