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Title: Introducing Myself
Post by: makio on November 22, 2019, 09:16:47 AM
Hey guys, I'm Makio! I'm new to this but I'm really excited to make some friends - it's hard for me to find anyone who believes in Flat Earth stuff where I live.  :'(

As for an icebreaker... which do you prefer? McDonalds or Burger King?

I'm a McDonalds guy myself! Give me those fries, now! Haha
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: John Davis on November 22, 2019, 09:18:24 AM
Nice to meet you!

I'd go with BurgerKing
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 22, 2019, 09:46:59 AM
Welcome to the FES.

There is no Burger King for 20 miles. I AM OPPRESSED.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: hoppy on November 22, 2019, 05:37:55 PM
Hi noob. I'll give you 7/10. Originality and made me chuckle.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: wise on November 23, 2019, 07:59:54 AM
I used to prefer Burger King, but I left it completely after the new advertising slogans "Fire is calling you". why would fire call me?

Because either I'm the devil, because I'm going to hell, or because I'm a bad person? Since I'm not one of these, Burger King doesn't call me. Let the burger king enter his own hell. McDonald's reputation has been  a very low around here for a long time after corrupt meat scandal.

you won't find flat earthers there. The places you will find them are the library, space research centers, places where academic research is done etc. wellcome or how you come.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on November 23, 2019, 01:12:54 PM
WacDonalds sucks and is over priced.  When to get anything worthwhile on the value menu costs as much as buying a regular menu item without a meal (no drink or fries), it isn't a value menu.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: John Davis on November 26, 2019, 11:48:03 AM
Honestly though Wendy's lately. Burger King and MacDonalds taste like they are made out of recycled newspaper they are so dry.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Bullwinkle on November 29, 2019, 11:41:38 PM
Welcome to the FES.

There is no Burger King for 20 miles. I AM OPPRESSED.

Our local KING is awesome.

Drive thru and order a burger then park, go inside with your bag and tell them they missed the two large fries.
They just give them to you because they F up 50% of the orders anyway.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: JimmyTheCrab on December 04, 2019, 05:52:09 AM
As for an icebreaker... which do you prefer? McDonalds or Burger King?
They are both shit.  Try again.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 04, 2019, 06:43:21 AM

Fish'n'chips
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on December 04, 2019, 04:10:33 PM
Welcome.

McDonalds.

Welcome to the FES.

There is no Burger King for 20 miles. I AM OPPRESSED.

Conspiracy!
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 04, 2019, 05:26:12 PM
EXACTLY.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Jamie on December 16, 2019, 07:30:45 AM
Suh.

Definitely MacD's.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 16, 2019, 07:45:00 AM

The taste of despair and low standards, Jamie.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on December 16, 2019, 08:00:21 AM
And over priced food (if you want to call it that)
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Jamie on December 17, 2019, 08:14:28 AM
The taste of despair and low standards, Jamie.

Excellent.

And over priced food (if you want to call it that)

I dunno, man. That triple cheeseburger is 520 calories of artery-clogging deliciousness for only $2.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: Twerp on January 11, 2020, 07:06:23 PM
Whopper FTW! Tastes grilled at least.
Title: Re: Introducing Myself
Post by: faded mike on January 12, 2020, 12:33:08 AM
 I wanna add my 2 cents here. I'd instinctively say bk, my dad used to like whoppers, so hey, why not. But that thing wise said i agree with. We gotta protest these companies for fucking with our heads. I thought i'd give mcds a try again a while back, thought it would be like sweet surrender, it wasn't. I had the fish and it was bitter, just like the fries, but i definitely no longer fear the quality of fast food.

Hey Makio, I'm resident mushroom picker, aspiring explorer