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Title: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Jamie on March 28, 2019, 09:15:11 AM
I haven't had my coffee.  Plus when does the devil need to have proper grammar.

I take mine black.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Bullwinkle on March 28, 2019, 09:40:39 AM
enema
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Jamie on March 28, 2019, 09:43:56 AM
Do you mix in your cream and sugar before the enema, or do you take the cream and sugar straight?
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Bullwinkle on March 28, 2019, 10:14:51 AM
I let my secretary decide. 
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Post by: Slemon on March 28, 2019, 10:53:01 AM
I make sure it's nice and hot, fill a water pistol with it and spray my enemies. No cream or sugar. Cools it down too much.
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Post by: The Real Celine Dion on March 28, 2019, 10:57:12 AM
Don't drink coffee......
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Post by: Bullwinkle on March 28, 2019, 11:12:54 AM
. . . and no premarital sex.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: The Real Celine Dion on March 28, 2019, 01:20:50 PM
. . . and no premarital sex.

I am a staunch supporter of premarital sex.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: boydster on March 28, 2019, 02:55:38 PM
How? Usually with my hands, in a mug.
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Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 29, 2019, 07:56:17 AM

Irish!

Contains all essential food groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar & fat.
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Post by: John Davis on March 29, 2019, 08:17:52 AM
I used to take it black. Now a bit of sugar and creamer.
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Post by: NotSoSkeptical on March 29, 2019, 08:22:41 AM
Not Nespresso.
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Post by: The Real Celine Dion on March 29, 2019, 03:13:10 PM
I used to take it black. Now a bit of sugar and creamer.

Like your men?
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Bullwinkle on March 29, 2019, 03:22:05 PM
. . . and no premarital sex.

I am a staunch supporter of premarital sex.

I wasn't preaching.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: boydster on March 29, 2019, 04:21:06 PM
Just don't sex the preachers. That is a problem.
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Post by: John Davis on March 29, 2019, 09:18:21 PM
When I drink coffee - its like a secret sin. I know its awful, but when I bite the bitter sweet bucket of bullshit goes down full gullet. Its like death is saying - Yeah not now - bit a little faster.
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Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on April 01, 2019, 03:05:03 AM

Is there anybody you would like us to contact?
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: wise on April 03, 2019, 12:02:53 AM
Aliens?
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 03, 2019, 06:23:32 AM
enema

Damnit, I came here to say up my bum but you beat me to it
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Post by: John Davis on April 05, 2019, 02:27:53 AM
Its gayer!
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Post by: Canary on April 05, 2019, 09:31:26 AM
i don't ;D
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 06, 2019, 01:00:07 AM
Its gayer!

So it is!
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Post by: Son of Orospu on April 06, 2019, 02:12:45 AM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: boydster on April 06, 2019, 05:44:53 AM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

In the summer I put many ice cubes in it. Otherwise, no.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Jamie on April 07, 2019, 05:28:13 AM
Iced coffee is only good when it's hot out.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 09, 2019, 05:15:03 AM
I guess I am just impatient. 
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 09, 2019, 06:35:53 AM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.
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Post by: NotSoSkeptical on April 09, 2019, 07:57:58 AM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.

Icecube.
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Post by: Son of Orospu on April 09, 2019, 08:00:25 AM
Ice ice baby...
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Post by: John Davis on April 09, 2019, 09:24:50 AM
I also do that often with tea. I used to do it with coffee when I was younger, but I drink coffee primarily at work now. 
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Post by: Son of Orospu on April 09, 2019, 11:23:56 AM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.

I knew I liked you for a reason.  Or, maybe it was a Rason. 
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 10, 2019, 10:29:47 AM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.

I knew I liked you for a reason.  Or, maybe it was a Rason.

You like me for many reasons damnit
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Post by: Son of Orospu on April 11, 2019, 04:39:24 AM
And, Rasons.
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Post by: hoppy on April 25, 2019, 12:38:44 PM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?
I think EJ does.
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Post by: Bullwinkle on April 27, 2019, 04:17:51 AM
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

My mom.
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Post by: Bullwinkle on April 27, 2019, 04:19:22 AM
You should not be able to see the bottom of the cup through the coffee.

I call it cofftea.
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Post by: rabinoz on April 27, 2019, 06:12:50 PM
You should not be able to see the bottom of the cup through the coffee.

I call it cofftea.
Not through the unsweetened Cappuccino or Flat White that I drink.
But all US visitors, a University Professor from Santa Barbara and a couple of Ukrainian Orthodox Priests and some US friends, that have stopped with us seemed to go for tea.

Those Ukrainian Orthodox Priests were not the quiet staid priests that you might expect.
Can you imagine a very rotund Ukrainian Orthodox Priest in full priestly garb sitting on the ground covered in bird seed with King Parrots and Rainbow Lorikeets all over him?
That was a sight to behold! And no, we aren't "Ukrainian Orthodox".
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Jamie on April 27, 2019, 07:28:15 PM
You should not be able to see the bottom of the cup through the coffee.

I call it cofftea.

I respect that. I have recently been on a Splenda kick, though.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: nabo1er on May 28, 2019, 12:05:37 PM
In a cup.

Usually.

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Post by: Greg's Frog on May 28, 2019, 09:35:49 PM
I like my sugar with coffee and cream!
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Smoke Machine on May 29, 2019, 04:58:55 AM
Instead of just coffee - Moccona, French Style.
Instead of milk - pure cream.
Instead of white sugar - raw sugar.
Instead of boiling tap water - "filtered" boiling tap water.

Instead of enjoying your cuppa using the coffee table - enjoying your cuppa using your naked maid's bare buttocks as the coffee table.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: John Davis on May 30, 2019, 01:15:26 PM
I have to admit, I'm a fan of those frufru frappachino drinks star bucks has that are served on ice.
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: Bullwinkle on May 30, 2019, 04:11:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm a fan of those frufru frappachino drinks star bucks has that are served on ice.

You only have to admit that after you get caught. 
Title: Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
Post by: John Davis on May 30, 2019, 04:53:09 PM
Its a grown up slushie. Prove me wrong. Plus they have them downstairs at work.